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    A Check Please! fanfic variety show (which is to say: fics prompted by other people and fics or fic excerpts shorter than ~1,000 words). Each chapter is rated individually.

    Subjects tackled thus far include: 1) making an ass out of you and me; 2) the magic of corporate sponsorships; 3) is three really company?; 4) the new New South; 5) bungs; 6) softshell lobster; 7) all that glitters is(n’t?) gold.

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    English
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    10,026
    Chapters:
    7/?
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    23
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1276
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    Kent's daemon still changed forms as often as hockey twitter decided on a new colour for Kent's eyes. Some days his eyes were green, and Kit was a greyhound or an arctic fox. Other days they were brown, and she was a tiny gecko or swallow.

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    An AU where everyone has a daemon and Jack & Bitty come to stay with Kent for the weekend. Cue dance-offs, far too much reality TV, baking, falling in love and Parse's daemon finally (!) settling down.

    Language:
    English
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    7,469
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    243
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    Kent and Jack are warriors across the ages, destined to fall, destined to reunite.

    Language:
    English
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    2,450
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    101
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    The interviewer leaned forward with a friendly smile. “And you’re still close today, aren’t you?”
    “Oh, definitely, yeah. Still best friends. And it’s a lot easier now that we play for the same team.”
    “I’ll bet.” They both laughed.

    [Pimms Week Day 1: Functional Exes]

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    6
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    80
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    2
    Hits:
    594
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    Three things happened the summer after Eric graduated from Samwell: he moved in with Jack, Marty announced his retirement, and Kent Parson was traded to the Falconers.
    [PODFIC]

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    English
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    6
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    284
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    On a trip to Toronto, Bitty gets stuck in line for Yayoi Kusama's exhibit at the AGO. Luckily, he gets paired up with two very handsome men, who seem determined to make Bitty's day at the museum a little more interesting. Looks like the art's not the only thing that'll be admired...

    AU based on a REAL LIFE STORY where my friend got paired up with a couple of famous British actors on a trip to the Art Gallery of Ontario.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    516
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    kent centric bullet point fic. always parsepositive, occasionally unkind to jack. formatting? i don't know her sorry

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,095
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    395
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    Kent has been tasked with turning Eric Bittle into a full vampire. Once turning Eric, he is then stuck caring for him and teaching him. Swoops finds the entire situation amusing. Eric both hates Kent and loves his new power. Kent hasn't talked to Jack since 1899 and it's all he's been thinking about for a century.

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    3,293
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    215
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    Bitty clutches him tighter. “Where are we going, Mr. Zimmermann?” He hears Jack’s breath hitch. “Las Vegas,” he whispers like a curse.
    No one’s ever safe from trading, least of all Jack.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,141
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    171
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2670
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    Bitty wakes up in Vegas. With Kent. A week after he and Jack agree to a break.

    Unfortunately, it seems that Bitty and Kent weren't exactly unnoticed the night before and the Aces' Management isn't thrilled.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,620
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    72
    Kudos:
    159
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    2424
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    Jack just wasn't the sort to believe that the universe hated him. The universe was vast, ancient, and presumably had better things to do that mess with an NCAA hockey player from Montreal. The universe, he believed, was entirely indifferent to him.

    No doubt whatever it was that had it out for him was on a much smaller scale.

    This is the story of Jack trying to maintain his determined single-mindedness to win the Stanley Cup throughout the crucial senior year, despite an endless parade of distractions. Like friendship and love, magic, the criminal justice system, the inherent fragility of human life, and that Halo song that he keeps getting stuck in his head.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    980
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    Pre-slash. Kent and Bitty meet at a Boston munch and hit it off. Bitty is new, Kent's done some of this before.

    Of course, they don't know yet that they have Jack Zimmermann in common.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    9/20
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    76
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2836
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    It feels like cracking his chest open to say something so he doesn’t, just smiles back at Kenny when Kenny leans against him and laughs at him.

    He was happy, he thought, in that bright month of summer before the draft when he could pretend for a little while that it was just him and Kenny and nothing else, but it didn’t last.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    622
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    The blue couch is old and dingy. It’s halfway out the door with a broken leg and a ripped up back. Kent refuses to see it go because of the memories it holds.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    518
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    Kent Parson wakes up the day after Cup Day in bed with a stranger. He's expecting to have hooked up with a Jack Zimmermann look-a-like. He is not expecting to see Jack Zimmermann’s boyfriend sound asleep beside him, dressed in what looks like one of his old Aces’ jerseys and nothing else.

    Kent stares. And stares. And stares some more. Completely eloquently, for the third time that morning, he says, “What the fuck.”

    --

    Or, Kent Parson swaps places with an alternate version of himself who happens to be madly in love with one Eric R. Bittle. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    10/12
    Comments:
    651
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    799
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    134
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    9246
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    SOS from Jack to Kent: He's still baking, and it's after midnight

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    1,395
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Comments:
    50
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    395
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    27
    Hits:
    1565
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    “Are we staying up until midnight?”

    Kent groaned, sinking back into the couch. There was a time that wouldn’t have even been a question. A time when new year meant all night partying until he was blackout drunk, fucking someone he wouldn’t remember in the morning then throwing up in the Vegas gutter.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    580
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    “My true love will have hair the color of yellow apples,” and Jack Zimmermann will take a bite from the forbidden fruit, juice running down his chin. “My true love will be exactly five feet and six-and-a-half inches tall,” and he will chew a leaf from a tree of that same height. “My true love will be as sweet as sugar and sharp as lemon,” and he will drink half a glass of Great-Aunt Cathy’s lemonade, waiting until the last dregs of sugar hit his tongue. “And if a single one of these things is not to be, then let it be known—my true love shall not be he.”

    (He knows in his bones that this spell won't ever come true. After all, his true love isn't real, and if he's not real, then the curse can't take him. That's the whole point.)

    --

    Or, a Practical Magic AU. Wherein Jack Zimmermann must deal with family curses, hockey legacies, accidental manslaughter, Kent Parson's obstinate death wish, and a snarky Southern kitchen warlock who won't mind his own damn business.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    62,750
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    254
    Kudos:
    666
    Bookmarks:
    220
    Hits:
    4652
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    “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." — Ferris Bueller

    A Ferris Bueller's Day Off AU where Kent takes his boyfriend, Eric Bittle, and his best friend, Jack Zimmermann, out for a day of fun in New York City.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,272
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    846
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    Bitty finds himself dating two amazing boys. Everything is perfect. // Kent was doing just fine before he saw his ex-boyfriend in a hotel bar.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,526
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    257
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    2134

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