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    “You doin’ okay, Dex?”

    Dex groans miserably, slouching back into the pillows.

    “I’m dying, and I jus’ almos’ threw up on the most beau’ful man in the world.”

    Bitty just laughs at him, the monster. “Aw, cheer up, sweetie. Far more beautiful people have seen you do far more embarrassing things, and I’m sure they’ll continue to do so for years to come.”

    Dex is ashamed at himself for finding that comforting.

    (Or: The Nursey is an actual nurse au that I've been desperate for, but no one would give me.)

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    Bitty was a simple, poor, already in love gay boy who didn't need no Jack Zimmermann coming to this kegster dressed like his fantasy.
    Even less when Jack Zimmermann twirled him away from it with his fancy dance moves and his angel voice.

    Jack Zimmermann was a confused and pining bi boy who didn't need no Eric Bittle coming to this kegster with a leather jacket and a bad boy attitude.
    Even less when Eric Bittle suddenly grew bold enough to hold his waist like he's doing right now.

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    Eric knew he was being a piece of shit, he was very aware. But the situation was too perfect to pass up. It wasn’t every day he got to flirt with a professional hockey player, let alone pretend that he had no idea how to skate.

    aka Jack assumes Eric doesn't know how to skate, and Eric loves to have a little fun proving people wrong

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    In which Eric Bittle never stopped figure skating but somehow still manages to become SMH's favorite frog.

    Alternately, the one in which Jack just wants this kid to stop messing up the ice before practice, and definitely is not having feelings about his eyes or the size of his thighs or his accent. Because he doesn't have time for that.

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    Bitty is a freshman on the Samwell Men's Hockey Team. It's been a rough start to his college hockey career: he can't take a check, it's hard to relate to his teammates, and his captain hates him. Just when he decides he's not cut out for this sort of thing, he's saved from the embarrassment of quitting by the end of the world. Bitty, along with his only two friends Ransom and Holster, that captain, and a few others are forced to work together to survive. To quote one B. Shitty Knight: "Rise and shine motherfuckers. It's the zombie apocalypse."

     

    This fic is completely written. Updates will occur Mondays and Thursdays.

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    Derek is finally presented with the opportunity to achieve his lifelong dream of publishing a collection of poetry. Under normal circumstances, Will would be thrilled for his husband...but this opportunity means that Derek ahs to skip a long-scheduled family trip to visit Will's family in Maine. And for Will, this may just be the last straw.

    But maybe, just maybe, Chris Chow, a magical telephone, and the power of poetry can save the Poindexters from falling apart.

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    Jack took a horseback riding lesson for his birthday, but never learned how to stop or dismount, so now he's stuck on top of a horse.

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    Jack plays for Samwell. Bitty plays for Yale. Jack hates Bitty when they first meet on the ice. Hate fades to admiration as he watches Bitty's skill. Admiration turns to friendship once Shitty exchanges numbers for them. Friendship grows into a relationship over a pile of boxes and Ikea furniture.

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    He smiles, and that’s when it hits Jack that the angles of his face are sharper, the tinge of his lips is redder, that the black line around Bitty’s eyes isn’t just his imagination.
    Bitty’s in their kitchen wearing a face full of makeup, and Jack has never felt more conflictingly aroused.
    “Are you...wearing makeup?”
    Bitty cocks his hip and smiles, lipstick bright. “You catch on fast, don’t you Mister Zimmermann. What do you think?”

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    In this alternate universe, Eric Bittle still started out as a figure skater, created his video blog, went to Samwell, and joined the hockey team. Meanwhile, Jack wound up at a small school in Montreal instead of Samwell before going pro and signing on with the Falcs. Eric's over the moon when he learns that Jack Zimmermann is going to be his celebrity partner on this ridiculous baking competition show—this will not, of course, stop him from chirping Jack relentlessly in the kitchen.

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    Bitty moved Señor Bun onto his nightstand before sitting back on the bed. Then he turned Señor Bun around, so he was facing away from whatever debauched act Bitty was surely about to commit.
    “I wish I was there with you now, Bits.”
    “Soon, honey, July is so soon,” Bitty said. Then, summoning every brave cell in his body, “what would you do if you were here?”

    OR: The five times Jack and Bitty had phone/Skype sex, and the one time they had real sex.

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    Jack and Bitty are settling into their relationship, and Jack is one smitten kitten. Bitty surprises Jack on a roadie, and they spend the weekend in bed. It's the follow-up to Weekender. Takes place two months after the first fic. <3

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    1. Royal AU - Canada's beloved monarch dies with no heir apparent, somehow leaving Bitty to deal with Canadian federal agents, some sordid Zimmermann family history, and the fact that his hockey-player boyfriend is now literally a prince.

    2. 'Lake Spirits' - The afterlife is a lot wetter than Jack imagined. A lot wetter, a lot more Canadian, and full of a lot more cute boys. Well, one cute boy in particular. (Zimbits fic for Mermay: Jack dies in an outdoor skating accident and wakes up with a tail and guardianship over a lake.)

    3. Prompt: NHL!Bitty + NHL!Jack + Star-Crossed Lovers

    4. 'The Morning After' - a Baby Jack, Cup Magic interlude

    5. 'Flurry the Falcon' - Jack has a crush on the Falconers' mascot, he just doesn't know who's inside.

    6. 'Literal Cup Baby' - Bob and Alicia try to explain Jack's, ah, 'questionable' origins.

    7. Friends with Benefits AU (NSFW) - Bitty and Jack aren't technically 'together' but Jack sure is jealous for someone who won't commit.

    8. Prompt: Angel!Bitty + Cult + Jack

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    Sometimes I delete scenes for pacing but I still like them. Sometimes I write alternate points of view to get a feel for the characters.

    These scenes may be less well edited than main stories, but I didn't want to just trash them and I thought they added to the over all narrative. That said, if you see typos and want to tell me, I'm happy to go back and fix them. I'd just rather have the large amount of work I throw at my beta not include these.

    (Even though my series name is from a Rachel Platten song, Kent says the rest of the series has to be from Britney.)

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    A collection of OMGCP ficlets shared on Tumblr and here. Mainly Zimbits but other pairings will be thrown in. Love, slice of life, smoochy times and more...

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    Pre-slash. Kent and Bitty meet at a Boston munch and hit it off. Bitty is new, Kent's done some of this before.

    Of course, they don't know yet that they have Jack Zimmermann in common.

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    Finals done and a few stories told to his parents and Bitty can finally head to Providence to support Jack in the playoffs.

    The Falcs making a deep enough run that he could be there in person to support Jack is all he's been hoping for over the last few weeks and now the time has come and he can't wait to do anything Jack want's him to if it helps him lift the cup.

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    As Bitty and Jack's first year progresses, each of them begins lying to the other as a way to hide their own embarrassment and fear. When the situation comes to a head, they relearn what it means to be honest and support one another.

    "Relationships, man. Lots of fuckin' labor."
    --Shitty

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    Eric locks Lardo's keys in her car -- in Providence -- while Lardo is off in New York. NHL player Jack comes to the rescue.

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    listen there are like 10 zombie au fics in this fandom and I'm being the change I want to see in the world.

    When Jack zimmermann gets the chance to get to canada he accepts, on the way he'll meet an ex lawyer and a whole host of other people who will change his life forever.

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