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Courtly romance: A European medieval literary genre that emphasizes nobility and chivalry. Oftentimes, courtly romances are extramarital, as love was not a major consideration in noble marriages. Courtly romances, in turn, emphasize love over status or power.
Or: He was a knight. She was his king. Could I make it any more obvious?
During negotiations before the Final Control Room, Eret agreed to marry Dream in order to legitimize their position as king once the title was passed over. Arranged marriages are not unheard of, especially in solidifying power; some couples even fall in love. Almost two years later, they are… regretting it, to put it lightly. After a blowup fight on the eve of the Manberg-Pogtopia War, Dream assigns Punz, his most loyal knight, to be Eret’s personal bodyguard. Political negotiations, deeds of valor, meetings in walled gardens, and endless adventure to avoid detection ensue.
(DISCLAIMER: this fic is about the characters from the DSMP and not the content creators who played them. finished before 3/10/24. further disclaimer in notes.)
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Before My Wild Eyes (When Will We Finally Breathe?) by GenevaWren38
Fandoms: Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
09 Mar 2024
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For all your obedience, they’d given you a crown ; woven of thorns & piercing roots, bleeding you dry with each slight movement. You’d thanked them for it as beads of scarlet rolled front our temple to your jaw.
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Alternate ending for Dream SMP focused on Eret awakening her Herobrine abilities to save Foolish and herself from immanent demise, Foolish then reflecting on that choice on the shores of Quesadilla Island.
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- Part 12 of Eret-Centric Stories
- Part 4 of Foolish_Gamers-Centric Stories
- Part 35 of Geneva Wren's DSMP Tales
- Part 18 of Geneva Wren's QSMP Tales
- Part 42 of Wren's Favourite Fics
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- English
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- 5,888
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- 1/1
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In the ancient crater of Ert-Astl, a book has been found, having miraculously survived whatever had destroyed the Essempy territory. The discovery of the century, the diary is being translated and uploaded to the internet so millions can have a glimpse into the past of the ever mysterious Essempy, and maybe, discover what caused the great destruction.
In retrospect, Eret maybe shouldn't have had a diary.
The mortifying ordeal of being known, except it's your cringe diary being put in display on the internet.
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They sat in silence for a moment, and Eret picked at her fingers. “What about alcohol? Dad let me have some cham- uh, champaign, I think, at my uncle’s wedding. It tasted so disgusting, I don’t understand how people actually like it.”
Niki hummed, cocking her head to the side. “I dunno. My dad said that he doesn’t like some alcohols, like beer, but he also said that whiskey is his favourite. But also my mum says that I shouldn’t drink alcohol because it’s bad for me and can be addictive.” She shrugged. Eret remained silent, thinking about her friend's words. “Oh. I don’t think I’ll ever drink alcohol then, especially if it’s bad for me anyway.” She frowned, swinging her legs back and forth in the air.
Eret really, really wished he'd kept to his word.
OR: Auther violently projects onto our local block king because mom said it's my turn on the traumadumping >:(
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Niki Nihachu comes to Eret's front steps, not knowing what to expect after all the time that had passed. What Niki had not expected, though, was to be welcomed with open arms, gentle touches, and gradual healing. Eret has been waiting for the day someone would visit him.
Or, author is a huge Niki apologist and just wants to write fluff after reading nothing but smut and angst.
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Low-class noble, Foolish of Cail, attends the Autumn Ball in hopes of quietening his Mother's raving for him to find a wife. Unexpectedly, the Crown Prince of the Empire is there. Things take an unexpected turn.
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Sitting on the gold throne, they rose their hand and bent their finger.
Foolish’s heart thundered in his chest. Unsure, he rose his hand and pointed to himself.
The Crown Prince nodded.or, Foolish is called upon by the Crown Prince. He has no choice but to obey.
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- Part 3 of eret is traumatised collection
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Dance with Death by MoondropWolf
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
23 Feb 2024
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Eret had always been disliked by the town full of zealots. She couldn't fight, couldn't hunt, and couldn't tend to animals or farm land either. She wasn't worth their resources or their time. She was the prime target for being chosen for the sacrificial rituals. She had hoped that worming her way into the Temple, the source of all religious practices in the town, would save her from the cruel fate. Unfortunately, she could not run from her fate for long.
Not without the help of a god.
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Two glasses of Ghast’s tears, a dozen blaze rods, five jars of sugar, a small sack with spider eyes, half opened tub of magma cream with Fundy trying to eat it, an urn with only two phantom membranes left… Wait.
Eret turns to look, neck cracking from the intensity of the movement, staring wide-eyed behind his glasses at the gleeful toddler about to eat a handful of magma cream.
“Ah, that isn’t edible my friend,” Eret rushed to pull the tiny shapeshifter away, grabbing his sleeve and quickly trying to wipe the magma cream from the toddler’s hands, “In fact, I would say it is the antithesis of edible.”
A simple day in Eret's life, before the War.
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He knows, if he just ignores Wilbur, he'll leave, and he can forget again. He can forget until Wilbur comes back. And he can forget again, and again.
And… sometimes, she feels tired of forgetting.
And sometimes, he remembers a time when he didn't want to forget.
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Broke and sleeping on park benches, Eret is desperate for a job. So desperate, in fact, that she'll risk having to deal with someone else's kids if it means she has a roof over her head.
Puffy is a wealthy businesswoman who needs a maid, a cook and someone to make sure her kids don't fall off the face of the earth. She gets Eret, who's five wrong minutes away from actually falling off the face of the earth.
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or, the maid/nanny/house manager au which is actually found family <3 the work-life balance does not exist and her boss's family are trying to adopt her
Eret finds people who care for her. -
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Grand Duke of the Ulik Empire, Foolish Älskade, sits on the border of his territory day in, day out for three whole years. He worries of a war, not allowing his army to move from their posts until he is sure the threat is gone.
Turns out, the threat he should be worrying about isn't the one along the grassy border, but instead in his own home. In the form of a wife he barely knows.
Or, Eret and Foolish are in an Arranged, Loveless Marriage. A death and a tad of irreversible time travel (due to unknown means) later, and the two of them aren't so sure if the marriage is as loveless as it once seemed.
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- Part 10 of eret is traumatised collection
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There’s only one thing they can do. And Eret’s not happy about it.
Eret's life, abridged
Or: the backstory of Eret and L'manburg in this AU
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- Part 2 of Mice's Post-Apocalypse DSMP AU
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- 1,249
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- 1/1
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Snapshots from the life of the Greater SMP's true king.
Latest chapter: Fundy and Eret, one month after the Final Control Room
('King of Kings' series ficlet collection! I will be trying to keep the tags on this one short as to avoid being That Guy.)
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- Part 6 of King of Kings
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Eret tells her fellow founders of L'manberg that she has a surprise for them.
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- Part 11 of Chaotic's Drabble Collection
- Part 11 of DrabbleSMP
- Language:
- English
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- 100
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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“How about a portrait? You must’ve had a nice painting or photo taken when you got crowned, right?”
Eret looked at Foolish sheepishly. “Never, I’m afraid. It was quite a bloody time when I was crowned, so we never got around to it. The world needed soldiers, not artists. And besides, of all the periods of my life, that’s the one I’d least like to have immortalized, especially compared to now.”
“Then get one now!” Foolish said like it was obvious. “In fact, I’d paint it myself, if you’d like!”
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TL;DR - With the Greater SMP at peace and King Eret finally free, she decides she's long overdue for a coronary portrait, and the strange newcomer, Foolish, offers to paint it. -
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Confused about gender roles, Ranboo isn't sure why he doesn't feel like a simple 'he/him' describes him. He was a boy as far as he knew. That's what people called him at least and they always knew more than him about overworld things.
But Eret helps him find out he isn't restricted to just that.
Or Eret explains pronouns while Ranboo gets gender envy under a tree in the rain
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Backpfeifengesicht
The word can be divided in two: Backpfeife which means “punch/slap” (on the face) and Gesicht which means “face”. It means a slappable face, a face "in need of a punch".The night after the Manberg-Pogtopia War ends, Dream and Eret meet up to talk.
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“You ever think,” Techno starts to say, as Eret slowly refills his tea cup, “That we would end up like this?”
“Drinking tea?” Eret asks.
“Like this,” Techno gestures around him, “Being friends, getting together to spend time together, all that?”
“Well…” Eret says, “I didn’t picture this exactly, but yeah, I get what you mean.”
Technoblade and Eret through their shared history and beyond.
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ȩ̵̤̠̟̥͔̺̳͔͖̩͖̯͋̎̔͐͐̈̿͋̈͐̋̚͝x̵̧̳̭̝̍̓ē̷̫͈̪̬̣̘̻͒͑̋̂̔̋̀͆̾̓̕͘c̶̜͔̩̘̻̥̞̥͔̼̀̎̎͗̀̔̊̒͘̕ú̴̻͊́͒̊͂̎̑̏́̚͘t̶̨̡͙̪̠͍̗͈͆̓͛̍̓̿̆̈̓i̵̢̡̨͎̦̼͇͉͚̜͇̳͗̌͐̓̒̈̑͊̎̇ͅȯ̴̼͔͍͓͚̮̙̺̺͂̏͌̿̂̏̽͛̒́̕̕͜n̶̬̥͓̠̬̳͓̩͎̭̞͚̽ by TheOnlyHuman
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
01 Oct 2023
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the executioner comes a-knockin'.
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Eret finds a family. Then, she finds herself. There's a moderate amount of chaos in between.Series
- Part 2 of 𝖕𝖊𝖔𝖕𝖑𝖊 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊
- Part 2 of eret is traumatised collection
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the f̶a̶l̶s̶e̶ king by TheOnlyHuman
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, DreamSMP
29 Sep 2023
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"To think my King would go behind my back and send supplies to the enemy? I didn't want to believe it at first."
He kicked her again. The force with which he laid down the blows suggested he was not holding back. He hadn't even let her get a word in.
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Dream dethrones Eret in favour of George. Eret is kicked out, injured and weak. They find themself on a stranger's doorstep.
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- Part 1 of 𝖕𝖊𝖔𝖕𝖑𝖊 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊
- Part 1 of eret is traumatised collection