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Its only a handshake-
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before there was you i didnt write poetry—
well, okay, i did, but it wasnt Poetry with a capital P—Series
- Part 2 of Patrick the Poet
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If he not gay, why he lean over papers like that?
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An introspective into the posture of one Patrick Brewer.
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The idea for this came from my co-worker Jason telling me about an alphabet-themed poetry series he wrote. I thought it might be fun to try something like that too, so we arranged that Jason would give me 26 one-word prompts, one every few days, and I’d see what I could come up with. All he knows is that it’s for a writing project, so his suggestions are completely random and might potentially even be entirely unhelpful. :)
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Inspired by Red (taylor’s version) drop, here is a songfic of early David and Patrick introspection based on Everything Has Changed. Get tissues.
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you left me a dozen voicemails, each one more rambling than the last
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- Part 3 of Patrick the Poet
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Ray notices a few things about Patrick as he meets with David Rose for his consulting job.
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- Part 1 of Around Town
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Patrick stood and stepped closer to get a better look at the man being ignored by Ray.
Just a little coda of Motel Review, Patrick's POV before meeting David for the first time.
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This guy walks into Ray's and rocks Patrick's world. He's over the moon. It's the love story of the Centauri.
[podfic of I'm a M*therf*cking Starboy]
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i met a boy.
not words i ever thought
would set my heart flutteringSeries
- Part 1 of Patrick the Poet
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This guy walks into Ray's and rocks Patrick's world. He's over the moon. It's the love story of the Centauri.
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Patrick thinks back, as he packs for the proposal hike, about the first time he met David.
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I timed their first interaction, from when Patrick comes around the corner after Ray calls his name, to when David steps around the corner and goes off-screen as he leaves. Their whole first meeting takes exactly 2 minutes and 11 seconds. This fic should take you approximately that long to read. -
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It is not love at first sight.
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- Part 1 of D/P Drabble Project
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David writes a journal entry of each of his interactions with Patrick through their first kiss. Each chapter is written from David's perspective and the title of the chapter is which episode it corresponds with.
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I'm just saying. I rewatched Schitt's Creek and this sweater stood out like a sore thumb and it needs to be discussed.
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Patrick Brewer is a business teacher who has just transferred to Schitt's Creek High in the middle of the school year to start life anew. His life is certainly turned around when a new mature student joins his Intro to Business class and brings her brother (against his will) to accompany her for parent-teacher interviews.
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This Wasn't Supposed To Be A Meet-Cute by px_papercrown for WaywardGlitter
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
05 Aug 2020
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Patrick sees David and is fond almost instantly, the first of a few signs that this is about to be an atypical incorporation meeting.
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Here is a short little fic about cricket. Don’t worry, you don’t actually need to know anything about cricket to read it. Or so I’m told.
Written for the prompt: Ray explains cricket to Patrick, but Patrick still prefers Baseball, and Ray has feelings about that.
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David stood in the corner of the small living room near the hors d’oeuvre table. Around him, people were mingling, sipping the drinks in their glasses, and generally enjoying Ted’s dinner party. Stevie was in the middle of the room with her arm around Alexis, laughing at something she had said. David had sampled all of the hors d’oeuvres and decided that the caprese pops were, in fact, the best. He may or may not have had five already. He was reaching for his sixth one when the door opened and that guy who works at Rays who called his business a failure walked in carrying a bottle of red wine. The guy--Patrick, David remembered-- was wearing another dark blue button-down with some jeans and David resisted the urge to scream. Patrick’s eyes scanned the room and he paused on David. He lifted his arm in a small greeting, but David just turned away and stomped into the kitchen, looking to escape Patrick and top up his drink at the same time.
Or a very slight AU for Motel Review where David doesn't leave the voicemails and go back to Rays so he avoids Patrick because he thinks he's rude. Ted hosts a dinner party and Patrick tries to smooth things over with David. Also, I gave Patrick curls because why the fuck not.
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Patrick fell in love the moment he met David. For David, it took a little longer to get past just wanting to fuck Patrick’s brains out.
The continuing sexploits of Schitt's Creek. You don't need to read the others in the series to follow this one.
Canon compliant, expands David’s POV for S3E8 through S4E2 and fills in some gaps. No one *needed* this, but it’s in the world now.Series
- Part 4 of Schitt Sex