2 Works in Episode: s03e04 Tweek vs. Craig
“Fine!” Cartman’s smile immediately falls. He slams his hands onto the table, standing up, “we will just find out then! Get ready everyone, it’s Tweek vs. Craig II!” He exclaims, receiving curious looks from others at the table for a moment, but then they immediately return to ignoring them.
“They’re dating, dude,” Stan glares at their friend, still unsure why they refer to him as that. “That’s like domestic violence, or some shit.”
Cartman considers this, letting out a “hmph,” sound and rubbing his chin with his still-greasy fingers. “Mhmm, Stan, you’re right… you’re right. We will just have to fix that...”
“Cartman.” Kyle warns, lowering his glare on him. “Don’t you dare fucking do this.”
“Why Kahl?” He taunts, setting his hands on his wide hips. “You scared, Kawl? You think you’ll be wrong?”
Cartman, Kyle and Stan argue who is the girl and who is the boy in Tweek and Craig's relationship. They decide the only way to be sure is to have them fight, but first, they have to break them up... otherwise that would totally be domestic abuse or something, and tha'ts not cool.
Growing up is hard, no matter which way you look at it. Tweek's got his demons and Craig has his monsters, which of them wear human skin and which don't is irrelevant. They never asked for a solution, all either of them wanted was a friend.
Somewhere along the way through, it became less about just fighting the past and more about untangling the future. Neither of them knows how they got to where they are now, but when you think back to how it all started, all the forgotten moments and buried emotions, you'll find they really should have seen this coming.
Oh boy people, this is gonna be a long one.
- Part 1 of Semantically Challenged