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    Jaskier and Geralt walk along a sun dappled path is enjoying each other’s company. If only there wasn’t something nagging at the back of Jaskier’s brain. If only his hair wasn’t standing on end.

    Something wasn’t right here.

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    Still thinking that he was the one with the Djinn wishes, Jaskier is overcome by guilt for killing Valdo Marx and goes to Cidaris to visit the troubadour's grave

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    A year after the dreaded Djinn Incident, Jaskier's life couldn't be better. He has Geralt's affections, an adoring public, and nothing but hope that this good fortune will continue.

    In another town, Valdo Marx discovers a djinn of his own. Overcome with hatred for his rival, Valdo wishes to take his place as the Witcher's Bard, rewriting time to place him, not Jaskier, at Geralt's side.

    In the aftermath of the wish, Jaskier wakes to a world that doesn't know his name-- and a witcher who swears they've never met.

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    “Well, that doesn’t sound so bad- I mean, all you’d have to do is wake up, right?”

    Geralt thins his lips. “You can’t wake up,” he says solemnly. “You won’t want to.”

    Or: Not long after Rinde, Jaskier is attacked by another djinn. This time, it might take more than their voice.

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    "Anything but revenge." It was the last promise Julian's mother asked of him before she rode away to Blaviken. Ten years later, Julian has a new nickname and a vicious wanderlust. At a tavern in Posada, he spots the hilt of a sword, and the rest makes history.

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    At the end of time, Loki and Mobius share an intimate moment together.

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    “I asked you what your third wish was,” she says, carefully. “So—what was it?”

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    Jaskier sits up and finds himself facing a redheaded man who is looking at him with the same look of confusion that Jaskier is sure he’s wearing on his own face. It takes Jaskier a moment to register that familiar jawline, the cleft of his chin, the glorious, leather-clad thighs.

    “Geralt?” Jaskier whispers, hardly able to believe it.

    Geralt blinks at him with warm brown eyes that look nothing like the slit-pupiled yellow eyes Jaskier has written so many love poems about. “Who the fuck is Geralt?”

    When the djinn grants Geralt’s wish for peace by turning him human and erasing all his memories, he and Jaskier seek a mage’s help in reversing the spell. But Yennefer has her own agenda and things quickly grow complicated.

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    Witchers feel emotions, Renfri wasn't a monster, Roach is notably chill, Geralt prefers nonhuman company and lies a lot, Jaskier is generally good at people but is happy to ignore what they say, Yennefer's life is abuse piled atop abuse with a sprinkle of ethnic cleansing and a complete lack of choice, Istredd's life likely wasn't much better, Tissaia does not know what she's doing, Triss is lying about being assigned to cure the princess but is afraid to admit a personal investment, Jaskier is surprisingly tolerant of Geralt getting him on Calanthe's shitlist, Kalis was in a bad situation and didn't rise above it, it really shouldn't surprise people Yennefer gets weird about having a kid, rogue mages are afraid of the Brotherhood but it seems to be a paper tiger, Jaskier took being dumped by the countess really hard but despite being drunk and having his own problems he's concerned for Geralt and wants to help him, Geralt was fine with having sex with Yennefer but concerned she had some other plot.

    Ch23: There is so much going on with Yennefer in Bottled Appetites, and it has virtually no overlap with what fandom thinks was going on.

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    Witcher's are not known to have feelings or strong opinions on humans and their activities. They stay on the sidelines and watch, only interfering if payment is an option. For some... those are simple rumors.

    Julian is one of the many proofs that those rumors are not true. ESPECIALLY when it comes to feelings on others. Meeting Yennefer of Vengerberg is a perfect example of what happens when Julian's best friend, Geralt, is on the brink of death, and someone flirts with him.

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    The moment his set is over, Jaskier is moving closer, grinning. Grinning, as though he doesn’t know exactly who this man is.

    White hair and golden eyes, a wolf medallion upon his chest, this is Geralt of Rivia. The Butcher of Blaviken, or so the stories say, but Jaskier knows better than to rely on stories. Stories are far too likely to butcher the truth, to tear it up to create the story that benefits them, to paint an innocent bystander as a villain just to make themselves the hero.

    No, Jaskier doesn’t trust stories.

    That’s why he approaches the Witcher with a smile on his face.

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    Jaskier is of the fae, and he's no stranger to how dangerous words can be. That doesn't mean he choses any differently.

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    This is a Witcher drabble collection, using prompts. Latest additions: Lambert/Aiden and Iorveth/Roche

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    She can’t trust this.

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    Melitele looked at her child, her beautiful songbird, whose heart was full of love for the Witcher. She saw also all his pain and suffering and decided that enough was enough. Her boy will have someone to love and who will love him in return even if it’s not the White Wolf. After all, it’s not her fault that he can’t recognize a blessing when she send him one.

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    Jaskier is literally just thinking about how hard it is to talk about your feelings. I have a lot of feelings about very minute details in the dialogue for the djinn fishing scene. That whole episode really. Buy my silence for seventeen thousand dollars. My sister said it read like poetry and I experienced such euphoria that I decided to publish it. I guess that means it's finished?

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    In which adults being stupid helps Jaskier and Yennefer meet twice.

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    Three rough nights.

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    Jaskier knows she is a Guide, she just hasn't come online yet.

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    Yennefer looked down at the cushioned seat where a Witcher had just dumped Julek in the middle of her orgy. 

    It had to be Julek. It had been years since they had been children together but he looked the same, if a little stretched. Certainly she hadn't expected blood to be caked at his throat. But Yennefer would fix that soon enough and take care of the Witcher who had no doubt caused it.

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    Geralt Rivia is the only witcher in New Orleans. He's typically hard to find until Jaskier decides to announce on Instagram where he'll be performing via selfies with Geralt in the background. Baron Ostrit, an associate of mob-connected Foltest Temeria, shows up to hire Geralt to rescue his daughter from slavers. Another princess to save. Geralt finds himself in a tangle lies, from the Marigny to the Garden District—and consulting with a mage he hasn't seen in years...

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