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    Fola already knows who Yennefer is long before she ever shows up.

    Or: Remember that girl in Episode 7 who called Yennefer "pretty"? Yeah, this is her origin story.

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    Podfic of "method" by some_stars

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    "Look," Jaskier says, a little desperately, "you've pretended to be my bodyguard before, right? This isn't so different."

    Geralt says, "It's different." But he doesn't, actually, say 'no.'

    (For the prompt: "Jaskier has secretly been engaged this whole time (he is a viscount after all) and Geralt agrees to pretend to be dating Jaskier so his fiance will let him cancel the engagement.")

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    Y/n is a bard of the Court of Cintra. Her friend Jaskier is in town for the feast being hosted there, but as the night goes on Y/n begins to realize that she may not matter as much to him as he has claimed.

     

    This is part of a series but can probably be read on it's own and make sense!

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    "Anything but revenge." It was the last promise Julian's mother asked of him before she rode away to Blaviken. Ten years later, Julian has a new nickname and a vicious wanderlust. At a tavern in Posada, he spots the hilt of a sword, and the rest makes history.

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    Geralt didn't have a soul animal, much less a soul he was bound to. And the Rivian was not bothered by this fact.
    Until a pesky lark swooped into his life and brought a soul along with it

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    A week after that rather disastrous banquet, Jaskier can tell Geralt's out of sorts. He decides to distract him, by bringing up another very important moment from the evening.

    "My balls are perfectly fine, I'll have you know!"

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    Geralt is thrown in the Cintran dungeons on Pavetta’s wedding for claiming a baby princess as his child surprise.

    Geralt thinks it’s shit luck.

    Jaskier thinks it’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

    aka the one in which Geralt marries into the Pankratz family and gets two fancy titles, three castles, an unlimited access to frankly amazing sex and a marble bathtub out of the deal (and also, maybe a family)

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    Witchers feel emotions, Renfri wasn't a monster, Roach is notably chill, Geralt prefers nonhuman company and lies a lot, Jaskier is generally good at people but is happy to ignore what they say, Yennefer's life is abuse piled atop abuse with a sprinkle of ethnic cleansing and a complete lack of choice, Istredd's life likely wasn't much better, Tissaia does not know what she's doing, Triss is lying about being assigned to cure the princess but is afraid to admit a personal investment, Jaskier is surprisingly tolerant of Geralt getting him on Calanthe's shitlist, Kalis was in a bad situation and didn't rise above it, it really shouldn't surprise people Yennefer gets weird about having a kid, rogue mages are afraid of the Brotherhood but it seems to be a paper tiger, Jaskier took being dumped by the countess really hard but despite being drunk and having his own problems he's concerned for Geralt and wants to help him, Geralt was fine with having sex with Yennefer but concerned she had some other plot.

    Ch23: There is so much going on with Yennefer in Bottled Appetites, and it has virtually no overlap with what fandom thinks was going on.

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    The moment his set is over, Jaskier is moving closer, grinning. Grinning, as though he doesn’t know exactly who this man is.

    White hair and golden eyes, a wolf medallion upon his chest, this is Geralt of Rivia. The Butcher of Blaviken, or so the stories say, but Jaskier knows better than to rely on stories. Stories are far too likely to butcher the truth, to tear it up to create the story that benefits them, to paint an innocent bystander as a villain just to make themselves the hero.

    No, Jaskier doesn’t trust stories.

    That’s why he approaches the Witcher with a smile on his face.

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    Jaskier is of the fae, and he's no stranger to how dangerous words can be. That doesn't mean he choses any differently.

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    After calling the Law of Surprise and getting his destiny intertwined with the next cub of Cintra, Geralt retreats to Kaer Morhen for the winter. His woes and frustrations send him into a bit of a nonverbal season, and all Eskel wants is to give his support.

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    Post-Banquet musings based on a line from ‘The Curse of the Fold’ - Shawn James

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    how Jaskier came to be in possession of one (1) child whom he will not corrupt unlike some people think. looking at you Yennefer get your hands off my kid--

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    “Did you find him?” Calanthe says. The screen is right there for her to change behind but instead Yennefer has a sudden view of toned flesh. Armour is discarded on the floor and Calanthe washes the blood off with a rag.
    “Yes.”
    “Did you kill him?”
    “No.”

     

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    Wolf Witcher Yennefer had just finished a contract upon a selkimore when a missive from Queen Calanthe summons her to the palace. On the eve of Pavetta's betrothal ball, Yennefer must do what she can to prevent grave miscarriages in justice. Skelligan Druid Geralt is just here for the free food - and to support his liege, of course. Mousesack had left him soon after they had arrived and soon after that Geralt had found the buffet table and intended to stay there for the rest of the evening.

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    Episode: s01e04 Of Banquets Bastards and Burials, featuring: Druid!Geralt, Witcher!Yennefer and Jaskier as himself.

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    After the bath, Jaskier dresses Geralt for the betrothal banquet. The doublet doesn't quite fit, so they're in need of a chemise to go beneath.

    Jaskier offers his own.

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    It's been a week since the banquet. It's been a week since Calanthe has spoken to Pavetta. She knows one of them must bend, must take that first step. She knows this and she refuses to be the first, that is until she finds Pavetta alone in the gardens.

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    Jaskier looks around the Cintran grand hall as the guards let him and Geralt in. It has been around fifteen years since he was last here, and it has barely changed at all. The people have, and so have the fashions, but the décor is just as drab as he remembers.
    He never liked this place.

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    Life is precious, and it can be so hard to believe in when you can watch it disappear. Yennefer attempts to escort Kalis and her newborn daughter home to Lyria.

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    of Banquets, Bastards and Burials, except it's only the bathtub scene, except it's angstier

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    Prompt: Yennefer during the beach scene after the death of the baby

    Excerpt: Now, she sits. She does not know how long it has been, nor does she care. She can feel the dirt caked on her hands and stuck beneath fingernails, she does not care. The blood has clotted, the wound untouched and unhealed, stinging in the ocean air. She does not care. Here, she sits, still and quiet, not yet able to bring herself to bury the tiny body and lost future. She had tried, immediately after digging the grave, but she could not bring herself to touch the cold, unblemished skin of the life she failed. Each time she brought her hands forward, they shook and trembled, unable to pass softly over the lost babe.

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    Five times Ciri didn’t know she had a faerie godfather and one time she was well aware.

    The follow-up to Granted that absolutely no one asked for.

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