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    Two humans are enjoying some alone time. A demon has questions. An angel has answers.

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    On one hand, he was glad they were talking about it. They’ve spent so much time not talking about things, he and Crowley. It needed to be discussed. But Aziraphale was not sure he wanted to face it.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale talk about the holy water thing.

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    Crawly is still marvelling at the angel beside him when something near invisible hits his skin. He thumbs the spot and finds it wet, and looks up, confused. More droplets spatter against him, soak into his robes, his hair.

    Then the angel raises a wing: an offer of shelter, gratefully received.

    “So, this’ll be that rain concept, then,” Aziraphale says, tone neutral, but he doesn’t look especially thrilled.

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    An angel and a demon seeking shelter through the ages.

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    After the row over the holy water, Crowley goes to Aziraphale's shop to apologize.

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    “Crowley,” Said Aziraphale, sounding quite tired, “I appreciate that you came here to apologize. I know that’s not exactly in your nature… but I suppose what I really would like from you, if I’m to put this behind us, is your promise that you won’t ask me for such a thing again.”

    “Of course, yeah, I understand. Ixnay on the holy water-ay… I won’t mention it again.” He held up a hand to indicate he was being honest, as though swearing into a court of law. Aziraphale scrutinized him, and Crowley was distressed to find that he did not seem satisfied with this response.

    “My dear,” He sighed wearily, though Crowley was relieved to hear the endearment, “You caused me no small amount of distress, so I do wish you wouldn’t treat this so flippantly.”

    “Wh-- I’m not being flippant. I’m completely flipless.” Crowley protested.

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    Throughout history Crowley and Aziraphale have come up with little excuses to touch each other.

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    Азирафель передаёт Кроули термос со святой водой.

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    Fyre's summary:

    This week's theme is Meet Cute (or Meat Cute)

    And because I am merciful, I will also warn that this one includes a bit of accidental vore XD

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    you'd kiss me on the forehead,
    stroke my back, touching anything but my scars
    and say "darling, you shouldn't have"

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    Demon Crowley, Serpent of Eden, may it be your will to hear my prayer and grant my petition. Um. Hello there. This is Aziraphale. Can you hear me?

    There aren’t many who pray to demons these days, with the possible exception of the odd order of Satanists that Crowley does his best to avoid (though even those groups tend to default to summons and bindings over prayer, more’s the pity). Still… once of celestial stock, always of celestial stock, and you don’t lose a core capacity just because you got a sulfur-flavored demotion.

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    OR: How, exactly, did Crowley end up arriving at the Bastille with such impeccable timing?

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    Mari’s Funeral, but in Sunny/OMORI’s POV.

    “Escaping the truth can either protect the DREAMER or be the cause of his demise. So what will it be?”

    “Ignorance is bliss, but living in ignorance of the world, is that life? The painful truth has a rightfully deserved name, but is it really less painful pretending not to know?”

    “What about those around the ignorant person? Is the idea of revealing a painful truth a burden or a relief? Only one can decide that for themself.”

    “Will you allow yourself to wallow in forget, saving yourself from the ache of accepting things as they are?”

    “Regardless, I cannot blame you for your decision.”

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    Those damn aphrodisiacs.

    They chatted as they soaked in the water, Crowley ate from a platter of fruit, hoping the sugar from them would somehow cure his sudden lightheadedness, as the blood in his head was probably pumping down to his groin, and get rid of the heated feeling in his abdomen, while Aziraphale lathered her arms and shoulders with oil. When she moved down to her breasts and tummy, she leaned back a bit, slowly and carefully cupping herself and making a small little hum sound as she rubbed her belly. Crowley had to bite his bottom lip to keep himself from groaning, watching the glisten of the angel’s skin, the warm glow she seemed to be emitting, her lush and curvy body sitting comfortably in the water.

    He was indeed fucked.
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    Aziraphale and Crowley have oysters at Petronius's, and soon learn while visiting the bath house afterwards why oysters are one of Aphrodite's favorite foods.

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    How does one actually go from supposed-enemies to friends? How did the Arrangement really start? How do you deal with the world when your friendship is frowned upon? These are all things that Aziraphale tries to find out.

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    The connection between Aziraphale and Crowley hasn’t changed just because they’ve both acknowledged it. But for a small demon with love in their heart—love they know is reciprocated—there is little room there for anything else when the angel is near.

    (What if small Crowley, regular-sized Aziraphale? In Rome. Eight years after no one was looking.)

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    “It’s a nice garden,” said the angel of the Eastern Gate, looking melancholically down from the wall at the empty, wet lushness of Eden. “They might have been happy here.”

    “Yeah, well.” The serpent shrugged, a rippling movement. “Pity your lot kicked them out, then. Don’t blame me.”

    The angel winced. “I told you, it’s ineffable. And I’m not trying to argue with the Plan, of course I’m not.” He paused. “It’s just…” He trailed off.

    After a moment, he sighed.

    The serpent sighed too, a little, and softened. “Look at this way. It’s a nice garden, sure, but it’s just a garden. Right? They’d probably have gotten bored after a while, anyway.”

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    Matt and Harriet's journey from "I was holding your hand every step of the way" to "you got cold and you got mean" all the way up to "I'm looking forward to working with you" and all the bits inbetween.

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    “We’ll be reassigning you to Soul Intake for the duration, since they’re going to be a bit overloaded down there.”
    “I thought it was only the angels and the humans who they’ve ah….”
    “Lain with,” Dagon shudders. “Disgusting. No, word is God’s going to make a show of it. Really teach them all a lesson. Doubt there will be many of them left at all, after.”
    “I see, Lord.”
    “Cheer up, Crawly,” Dagon says. “This is a victory for our side.”
    “I’m very pleased, Lord. Be there with bells on.”
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    Crawly and Aziraphale run into each other in the first city on Earth. It might be a nice time, if it weren’t for all the blessed Watchers running around ruining everything.

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    Aziraphale abruptly asks: “What would you think about getting a photograph made?”

    Isn’t that a thought. That Aziraphale might want a picture of him. Would he look at it tenderly and tuck it away safe? Would he take it out and think of Crowley when they’re apart?

    And it hits him then, that he might ask for a photograph himself. For a picture of Aziraphale to look at any time he likes, that could bridge the gaps between the years when he can’t be with the angel in person – he could still see those eyes, those curls. That smile.

    He hopes that in the photograph, Aziraphale would be smiling.

     

    The story of a Victorian photograph, kept through the years. Inspired by lovely art from goosetooths!

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    In which the Serpent of Eden visits interesting places, and learns some new things.

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    "He can't find Aziraphale. He searches and scries and calls for him; trades in old favours and old threats. (He's a demon, and he's in love. Soul sick with fear and missing him. Forgive him if the methods weren't so nice.)

    It's his own fault for suggesting the Arrangement. For wanting, for pushing."

    Or, sometimes, enough humans heard of their adventures to turn them into fairytales along the way. A Sleeping Beauty inspired story from the Camelot days.

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    TD;DR charting Aziraphale's sexuality from curious cherub to Crowley's angel from Eden to Present Day.

    Early on, Aziraphale, a very new angel and well-meaning cherub, loves everything in the Garden of Eden very much. He is distracted by the luscious beauty of everything. Fascinated by the biology of the humans and the tasty fruit they get to enjoy, Aziraphale dares to manifest himself matching physiology, complete with a stomach and a penis. But new sensations befuddle him just as a demon attacks the garden, and innocence is quickly lost. Aziraphale is shamed by Heaven and consumed with guilt, but help comes from an unexpected quarter, and a sure bond is set in stone for the angel and the demon forever.

    As time passes, they can no longer ignore what they do to one another.

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