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    A player finds a new way to complete the 'Maids of Honeywood' quest, but gets a little more than he bargained for.

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    Greg has changed quite a bit since their adventure started. Once a humble garlic farmer, he has so far been involved in intimidating, mentally torturing and murdering numerous people, and as of late he is responisble for the greatest firestorm the forest has ever seen. But he'll soon realise that destroying a tree is not enough to sooth the burning in his veins...

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    100% Sexy sex times for Greg, Bodger and an unspecified female adventurer.

    Redo of "The Adventurers Gambit" by a_square

    Tags updated before each new chapter is posted. Like a ... teaser trailer.

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    The moment the cage door opens he flies at the Dark Knight. He’s been planning this since the fourth reset, the urge just building with every comment and word from the powerful man

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    When his boyfriend claims to be unreasonably good with a bow, Greg makes him prove it. Just ignore the dragon..

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    Once again, Greg uses his goggles of charm, this time to take the cursed axe away from Bodger. For the half-goliath who's been holding back ever since that fateful sled-ride, it's the last straw, but Greg has a very clear conception of how he wants Bodger to approach him...

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    14
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    Greg gets stuck trying to get his pants out of a tree and a very friendly adventurer gives him a.....hand....

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    1/1
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    3
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    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    150
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    When Baelin is drawn into an epic adventure and doesn't walk his usual route anymore, Greg is very worried and in turn ventures off into the big wide world to find his dear friend. With the help of garlic! :D

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    Did your character fail the third death saving throw and resurrection spells are out of reach?
    Do you feel reluctant to let them go and roll a new character? Do you need some kind of emotional closure?
    There is now a place for the Dear & Deceased!

    We offer personalized tombstones for your dead D&D characters (please provide a reference picture or description and a short text for the tombstone).
    Our coffins come in all sizes, from fairy to giant and our services are free*.

    Your friendly gravedigger

    (Now with the gravedigger’s ghost stories in Chapter 8)

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    Bodger is only half-goliath so he never expected to experience heat like a full goliath. But here he is, in desperate need of either a mate or prey to devour and Greg is about to find out which part he's going to play...

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    13
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    Greg and his adventurer boyfriend hides from orcs then goes for a ride.

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    It's been a while since the sled-ride to the town of Rimming, where Greg tried to seduce Bodger with his goggles to help him practice his resistance to charm effects. But for some reason Bodger can't stop thinking of that day, and he is not the only one...

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    Greg and Bodger gets trapped during a thunderstorm. Bodger finds out about Greg's unusual reaction to the inclement weather.

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    Bodger is teasing Greg again, this time about being sexually frustrated, of all things. Which is low. And uncalled for.

    So Greg tries to get him back. Angst and fluff ensue.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    Let's face it, I came up with an epic title pun, and since Baradun is utterly irredeemable, I couldn't imagine him being truly kind and giving. So, wife sharing it is.

    Bodger is very happy to have his errant wife Grimelda back, Greg less so. It's made Bodger even more insufferable. And frankly they're rather demonstrative of their love, in public, and it's really irritating, because she's beautiful and a lovely person, and, and why is someone like her with Bodger, goddammit?

    cough.
    rearrange shirt and garlic string.

    Which is why Bodger's proposal takes Greg incredibly off-guard.

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    "Bodger looks over at Greg’s empty hut, it's been two weeks already since he sent that adventurer on his major quest. He chuckles to himself, internally patting his shoulder for the idea and walks back into his tent for the evening. Upon entering, he feels something is off and stops, looking around until he notices some of his tools are missing. He turns just in time to see Greg's fist coming at him, everything going black as his body falls heavily to the ground. When he comes to, he's kneeling and his hands are bound behind his back, his mouth gagged with a scrap of fabric. He looks up at Greg and pulls at his binds to try and break himself free."

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    Greg hasn’t always been like this; sure, he’s thought about shoving a steak knife in the gut of many an adventurer bold enough to skip his dialogue, but who hasn’t?

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    11
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    1
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    106
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    An adventurer bites off more than she can chew when she decides to give the cute garlic merchant a little extra attention before she leaves Honeywood forever.

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    Baelin the Fisherman’s parents are excited because their little boy is about to say his first word.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    113
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    What happens when you recruit an NPC so insignificant that the devs forgot to apply rules to him?

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    908
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    147

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