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    The Ancients have become increasingly worried for the Nations of the world. It pains them greatly to see their children suffering in silence, so they have devised a plan to rectify this.

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    English
    Words:
    44,537
    Chapters:
    57/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2026
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    Una tarde de lluvia, Francis Bonnefoy, la representación de Francia, recuerda el pasado, quizás por la nostalgia de los cielos grises, o por borrar la culpabilidad de los errores de la persona a la que amaba: Alemania, conocido como Ludwig Beilschmidt.
    Entonces Francia, cuenta su historia desde sus primeros años que recuerda como nación.

    -Nombres humanos.
    -Mención de hechos históricos.
    -Mención de varias parejas: past FruK, y Escocia/Francia (guerra de cien años, y así).

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    30,001
    Chapters:
    16/40
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    119
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    How does one bring a kingdom to its knees? By ripping it apart from the inside, of course.

    Arthur has a proposition. Yao doesn't like it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,180
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    77
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    Some boys need their fathers.
    OR:
    Florida chases Spain around in circles.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,642
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    255
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    Francis.
    Disgusting. Frog.
    Francis.
    That was the only word for that damn pirate.
    Was he even a pirate? Or was he just a show off on a ship?
    Arthur wasn't completely sure.
    All he knew, is he wanted to wipe that stupid smirk off the Frenchie's face.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,560
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    329
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    Spain goes over to England's house for some work related matters, but England is being distant and ignoring Spain and it's driving him insane as are his repressed emotions.
    One afternoon instead of working they decide to have a relaxing tea break and watch the afternoon rain and just 'enjoy' each other's company to the best of their ability.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,081
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    893
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    Just some late night/early morning sex. First full one-shot I’ve written in a while and was actually written as a graduation gift for a close friend of mine.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,226
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    114
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    For Arthur, Francis was more than willing to rework his weekend plans to do lines of cocaine and get fucked hard. Everyone was subject to these last minute “revisions”, whom were subject to apologetic messages left by the Frenchman while he was being fucked. Naturally, that would lead to arguments with an assortment of lovers, mainly Antonio, over how sincere his apologies are when they are being moaned.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,943
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    810
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    From the Stamp Act to the Siege of Yorktown, this is the story of the States during the War of Independence.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,997
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1253
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    Tits.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,737
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    662
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    After the unfortunate - as well as incredibly suspicious - death of King Romulus Vargas, Feliciano is made to take his dying wish and fire the captain of his Navy, Arthur. He does not take to this well, and by unfortunate circumstance, he discovers the whereabouts of the true heir to the kingdom's throne; the assumedly dead Lovino Vargas, Feliciano's older brother. He sets out to find him in person, and plans to force him into a marriage that sets Arthur in the role of a king, much to the terror of Feliciano and Ludwig. Can the top members of the royal guard track him down, and keep Lovino from being dragged into this? Tune in and find out :)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    828
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    152
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    Italy was a fantastic actor, based on the childish prank he pulled after training. Quick-witted and overwhelmingly charismatic, too, going by how quickly he disarmed the volatile situation he squeezed himself into. Despite his diminutive Italian visage, he convinced a small group of fully-trained German soldiers that he was not only German himself, but their superior.

    Factor in the fact that the man was quite literally immortal and would spring back from death as easily as a gymnast from a hard fall- it was perfect.

    The personification of Northern Italy could be his personal spy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,291
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1221
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    As an English colony, consorting with the enemy is forbidden for Canada. But when France makes an unexpected visit, she’s briefly enticed to forget where her loyalties lie…

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,488
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1509
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    It was the day after a world meeting, and some harsh words had been exchanged. Once again, America and England had gotten in a fight, only this time it was serious.

    The countries discovers something surprising about their resident superpower that perhaps might make them appreciate him a little bit more.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    403
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    340
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    People never tell the whole truth about themselves on the internet. Emil is no exception. When his old middle school friend, Vlad, adds him to a Skype chat with a couple of guys he doesn't know and one of them mistakes him for a girl, he decides to have a little fun and play along.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,278
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    948
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    A short list of games you shouldn't play in world meetings. Stories may be added later.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    716
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    597
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    Micronations form a singing troupe! And somehow solve all of their problems at the same time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    815
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Matthew is young boy with a broken family and no hope to keep going, until one day he meets a strange man who'll turn his life around.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,958
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    304
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    France and England are arguing, as usual.
    England takes a comeback much too personal and as France realizes he has crossed the line, he apologizes, or tries to. Until England reciprocates with something just as hurtful.

    Slight angsty French, awkward Germany to the rescue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,648
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    76
    Hits:
    1426
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    Adolphus Archimbals Dieter Herrmann-Beilschmidt is the son of Gertrude Adelind Beilschmidt nee Herrmann and Ludwig Beilschmidt, also known as Nazi (Germany) and Germany. He is the Third Reich that Adolf Hitler had been waiting years for and with his birth comes the rise of an empire. At the end of the war, the Allies round up the weakened Nazi and Third Reich. In her desperation for his safety she turns Reich into a human child, sending him off into the ocean in hopes of him being free from imprisonment. He ends up at a river where Bellatrix Lestrange finds him, and take him in as her son. Adolphus Romulus Black-Lestrange is doted on by the Dark Order and is predicted to be a great Death Eater. But hen the Dark Lord falls, everything turns to ruin. Bellatrix, desperate for her son to not have to face Dementors, finds Vrnon and Petunia Dursley. Killing their child and replacing it with Adolphus, she is imprisoned. Adolphus then meets Harry Potter, and cant see why he is so hated and strike up a friendship with the boy. When Harry's letter comes, so does Adolphus's. As they enter the Wizarding World, Adolphus is determined to find his mother and bring a resurrection to the Third Reich, as powerful and vengeful as before.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,289
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    545

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