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    The sequence of events goes something like this:

    • Lambert and Eskel stop in an inn for the night on their way to Kaer Morhen.

    • Lambert and Eskel meet the bard that their brother has been talking grunting about for two decades and invite him to stay the winter with them.

    • Lambert and Eskel bring him to an inhospitable keep for months of frigid winter.

    • Lambert and Eskel realize that the bard is -in fact- a human, not a witcher, and they have made a monumental miscalculation.

     

    It’s fine, surely Geralt won’t care that much… Right? Right?

     

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    In their excitement of getting to know the bard that so firmly caught their brother’s attention, Eskel and Lambert drag a fragile human to a frigid keep and have the rest of winter to figure out how to survive the cold and each other.

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    Kiedy nieudane polowanie zostawia go na łasce dwóch obcych kobiet, z których jedna ma poczucie obowiązku, a druga skrywany sekret, Eskel chce odejść jak najszybciej. Za wiedźminami przecież złe idzie, a los zbyt łatwo daje się kusić.

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    Polski
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    2/?
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    Jaskier was the second most popular whore in all of Oxenfurt because his attention wasn’t an act; Jaskier fell in love easily and with almost everyone around him. He fell out of love just as quickly, which was a blessing because even a bard can only take so much heartbreak, but just a smile, a word, a glance or even a gesture and he was hopelessly in love. He loved almost all his customers earnestly and they always left with a spring in their step, a pleased blush on their cheeks or a small, secretive smile on kiss swollen lips.

    He was authentic. Who knew that it would be his personality and not his species that would draw Witchers to him like moths to a flame?

    Or:

    How Jaskier found out that he's catnip for witchers and permanently lost his heart to one of them.

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    2/?
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    Jaskier is a queer alpha, considered an abomination by human society because he lacks the aggressiveness of a traditional alpha and began his life as a traveling bard to hide from his abusive alpha father. He stumbles upon Geralt and the Witcher's presence gives him peace for the first time in his life. When he finds out Geralt is an omega, their relationship does not change, and over the next ten years, Jaskier meets and takes care of Eskel and Lambert. This year though, Jaskier and his... the Witchers get into a disagreement and leave Jaskier (at his request) to make his way to the next village without him. Agents working for Jaskier's father, kidnap him before he can return to the safety of his Witchers to see if they can 'cure' him and make him into a 'real' alpha. (More Tags will be added as necessary because I have zero ideas where this story is going, except to Witchers taking an emotional laxative, warm and fuzzy feels, and porn eventually).

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    Julian was already having a rather bad day. The love of his life had found his soulmate. Drunk and upset, Julian stumbles upon a mysterious gateway and manages to land himself in some sort of... fantasy Poland? Now Julian goes by Jaskier, and is just trying to find his way home. But instead he finds his soulmate. Now he's not so sure he wants to leave anymore.

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    1/?
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    47
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    13
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    If you asked Sven when it started, it was when he had screamed himself awake in the infirmary from a nightmare filled with monsters; from dreams of gnashing teeth and dagger-like claws and a swamp filled with blood.

    When he was woken up from one nightmare into another.

     But he hadn't woken up alone at least - another boy was slumped across his bed like he had fallen asleep watching over Sven. Jostled awake by his movement maybe, a pair of warm brown eyes blinked back at Sven groggily from under a mop of red hair.

    Three young witchers, tragedy at their backs and a whole world at their feet.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    35
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    4
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    After a disaster of a contract, Aiden tried to comfort his friend.

    He hadn't intended to turn that comfort into a love confession, and yet, here he was.

    Series
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    1/1
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    31
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    Geralt and Eskel take one last walk through the forests of Kaer Morhen before going out onto the Continent as their first season as Witchers.

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    Witcher Trick or Treat 2021 - Prompt: "Moon"

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    1/1
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    The far North had always been more superstitious than the rest of the Continent. The running joke was “rivers run backwards, north of the Braa.” Which is why a young mother wept the night she gave birth to twins.

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    “Come with me.”

    Aiden, just on the cusp of sleep, is jolted awake. It’s not a strange request. Lambert has aked before; last month, and the month before that, and the month before that. And Aiden has given him his answer, and yet the Wolf still asks.

    “You know why I can’t, my dear,” he hums, watching the hearth across the room spit and crackle and a plume of warmth washes through the air.

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    Witcher Trick or Treat 2021 - Prompt: "Autumn"

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    1/1
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    Look, it fucking - it wasn't supposed to go like this, alright?

    The contract had said it was a chort, and even though Lambert knew - he fucking knew - that humans couldn't be trusted to know a griffin from a lubberkin even if it was biting them in the ass and they had a fucking bestiary in their fucking hands…

    He'd certainly paid the price for it now though, hadn't he? All he wanted to do now was collect what he was owed and find a healer. But of course things can't even be that simple - not for him - not when some bard goes and destroys his payment in a tavern brawl. Now instead of the supplies he needed, the village has saddled him with the same bard as a guide. Things can't possibly get any worse, right?

    Right?

    (with fanart by the phenomenal Cylin!)

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    Jaskier has a weakness for pretty women with lovely voices. Sometimes, pretty women with lovely voices are Nixa. And quite often, there is a Witcher nearby to pull him out of the mess that causes.

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    Fill for Whumptober 2021 No. 19 and 20
    No. 19 - JUST A SCRATCH

    bitten | bleeding

    No. 20 - LOST & FOUND

    trapped under water

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    1/1
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    2
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    As the first hint of Autumn begins, Vesemir begins preparations to prepare the Keep for Winter and the return of his fellow Witchers. Along the way memories of times long past resurface as he goes about his tasks.

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    1/1
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    They're not lovers. It's not a concept that easily applies to Witchers and the idea of applying it to Vesemir is-

    Well.

    Vesemir has a heart. Somewhere, under his ribcage, but Luka has never known him to share it.

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    SPOILER WARNING! POST-WILD HUNT BAD ENDING!

    Trigger warning: mentions of suicide and suicidal behavior.

    Dandelion hears reports of a massacre in Crookback Bog, and he rushes to the spot, only to be met with a scene of horror. Geralt is in trouble, and this time, it's Dandelion who must play the hero.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    21
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    114
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    Geralt gets his blessing from the Djinn. He thought he had 3 wishes. Turns out he had 4.

    Jaskier vanishes on the mountain. With Cintra close to becoming a war zone, he doesn't have time to right his wrong. Geralt will break the wishes from the Djinn but he needs to find his child surprise first.

    Julian was attending his cousins name-day celebration. It was boring, the bard was dreadful and the entertainment was dull. When he'd wished for a little more excitement he hadn't wanted Nilfgaard to attack! Now he's on the run with his cousin. he has to protect Ciri at all cost.

    TLDR: If Geralt had never met Jaskier.

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    Jaskier takes a trip to the other side of the shore and everyone else is just having a monumentally shit time.

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    Jaskier and Geralt have a fight (or as Jaskier calls it a 'character assassination by Geralt') when Jaskier asks to join him at Kaer Morhen this winter. Heartbroken and swearing off all Witchers, Jaskier gets a shitty job with a shitter tiny house as part of his stipend in Oxenfurt. It is barely the end of winter and Eskel arrives on his doorstep, needing to talk to him - promising not everything is as it seems. Is Jaskier willing to forgive Geralt or have a Witcherless life?

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    20,825
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    6/?
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    Aiden straightens as the man looks between the two of them. “Who, who are you?” he rasps, gripping his walking stick that bit tighter. He teeters on both legs, swaying from side to side slightly.

    Lambert’s breathing comes that bit heavier. Aiden can hear his heart picking up beats. “Don’t recognise me?” he rumbles. Even though he’s behind the Witcher, Aiden knows that the man is under the scrutiny of Lambert glaring at him. There’s a sharp, huffed laugh. “I know I look different now. It’s the eyes, isn’t it?”

    --

    Lambert faces his past and Aiden is supportive.

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    This is a collection of asks and requests for Eskel I have done from Tumblr. Enjoy :)

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    English
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    13/?
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