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    Jaskier is cursed to physically feel the emotions others feel towards him, and in a world of men, monsters and rising war - the feelings hurt more often than don't.

    Geralt needs to get a clue, Jaskier hurts, Yennefer makes a friend and Cirilla has an uncle to love her.

     ** Will Edit and repost chapters Christmas 2022***

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    Lambert and Voltehre, fresh to the world of the Warlord, must now adjust to their new lives. What exactly that means isn't clear yet. But maybe it won't be too bad. At least, that's what they think until ghosts of the past come to slap them both across the face.

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    Jaskier, Bard of the Continent, found himself somewhere he wasn't really wanted. Day in and day out he tries to make himself useful but is turned away or ignored. Most times he feels hardly tolerated. But he stays because...where else would he go? Who else would want him? So he stays, explores, and finds...

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    Jaskier, Bard and Consort to the Warlord of the North, is wonderfully happy. He lives in a place where he is loved and valued just for being himself. There are days when he is overwhelmed by pure joy at the Life he's somehow managed to create with those he loves. And he wouldn't hesitate to fight to the death in order to protect it. That night he closes his eyes with love in his heart. When he opens them again...

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    Lettenhove, Jaskier's home, becomes a safe haven for all persecuted. This is a series of interconnecting small stories about different people ending up at Lettenhove and how they reacted to hospitality and niceness.

    This is more a Lettenhove fic than anything else. I just wanted everyone to find a place to call home and to ignore canon for a bit to be happyಥ‿ಥ

    Chapter 1: Eskel ends up at Lettenhove, and is pleasantly confused
    Chapter 2: Triss helps immigrants find Lettenhove, and learns that multicultural societies can work
    Chapter 3: Cat Witchers (Aiden) having beef in Lettenhove
    Chapter 4: Jaskier comes back, and accidentally stages his own death

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    Jaskier was honestly looking forward to Geralt claiming his Child Surprise. The circumstances--and Ciri herself--just aren't what he imagined. She's acting...strangely. The dwarves don't seem to mind, but they haven't woken up to her staring at them in the middle of the night. Most teens refuse to eat or sleep or speak at some point, right? She'll feel better when they reach Kaer Morhen. He just has to make it a few more days, travelling alone with her through perilous, unknown terrain to the secret Witcher stronghold.

    ...It'll be fine.

    In which a bard contends with a demon in disguise, and the trees in the Blue Mountains do a lot of heavy lifting. Thanks, trees. No mystery here.

    Titles are hard.

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    Two years after Kiyan's rescue, the nightmares weren’t as vivid and painful as they had been in the beginning, especially with Adrien’s calming, familiar scent and warmth beside him. Calming, that is, except the nights that Adrien also suffered nightmares of his own.

    Saovine was approaching, the nights were growing longer and colder, and Adrien's nightmares more frequent. The prince still didn't want to talk about them, and Kiyan didn't know how to break the standstill. He wanted to help him, but there was nothing he could do but hold him in his arms.

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    1130 год, золотой век ведьмачьих школ. Жизнь Сорена Ларитца, молодого ведьмака школы Волка, похожа на кромешный ад. Можно ли исправить сломанную судьбу, когда вокруг царит ненависть и пылают костры инквизиции? За дело берётся ведьмак школы Кота и профессиональный мошенник, воспитанный лучшим наёмным убийцей Континента. Но зачем ему это нужно?
    Примечания:
    Это очень длинная история, в которой вы найдёте огромное количество отсылок к произведениям, от Джоан Роулинг до Фёдора Достоевского и от Умберто Эко до Сорена Кьеркегора. Примерный список вот здесь:

    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fqCTKFIFegDB1t8HMA3JdXvYsX2lU5EuZL8hyUAJRI0/edit?usp=sharing

    Вся история уже написана и в ней более 100к слов. Я выкладываю по главе в неделю по мере редактирования и вы можете быть уверены, что прода будет. Не бойтесь подписываться, вы точно узнаете, чем всё закончится!

    ОБНОВЛЕНИЯ ПО УТРАМ КАЖДУЮ ПЯТНИЦУ-РАЗВРАТНИЦУ!

    Также есть группа ВК, где можно подсмотреть цитаты из частей, которые ещё не выложены, посмотреть красивые картинки и познакомиться с произведениями из списка выше:
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    Have fun и помните - в каждом из нас горит Огонь Негасимый.

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    Retrouvailles [noun]

    The joy of reuniting with someone after a long separation.

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    "You are not welcome here." The voice that rumbled from the bard had Geralt stiffening, it was a tone he had only heard several times and it was when Geralt was truly in dire need or danger. Inhaling deeply he tried to sense what set off Jaskier for Eskel still looked like his brother, acted like his brother… but he knew that Jaskier's senses were much more attuned to creatures than Geralt's so with that in mind Geralt stepped back, hand going for his silver sword.

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    His mistake was building so much of his life around Geralt. He'd always been that way, wriggling himself in where he wasn't wanted: with the Pankratzs, Marx's damned lyrical club, the Cintran court. He did his best to maintain a clean break- carefully pulling his belongings from Roach's saddlebags, sewing his leg back up at the bottom of the mountain, avoiding any mention of wolf witchers, and escaping Rience on his own. // He's arse over tits indebted to Geralt. He doesn't even need to apologize when he's knocking on Jaskier's door at dusk clutching his child surprise.
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    The eyes disappeared for a moment and Geralt felt like collapsing but the peephole didn't close. Instead after an endless minute, pale fingers poked out offering... something. Geralt took it and looked down at his own fingers. A real Nilfgaardian silver penny. A rare sight these days. Jaskier must have been checking for a doppler. // Geralt doesn't want to think about why he'd felt it was necessary.
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    "She's called the Mischief Maker-" Jaskier thumped on the wall, "and she's not just a wagon Geralt. She's my home now. My livelihood. All wrapped up in one and I won't let you part us. She's on wheels Geralt."

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    The past several months have been difficult on the old Wolf Witcher of Kaer Morhen. After losing half of his family to the violence and destruction of Voleth Meir, and then the rest leaving in the spring, Vesemir has been trying to put his life together while everyone is gone.

    When away on a trip, he returns to find something is off. On edge and alert, the witcher discovers someone- or something is bumping around in the laboratory and he is determined to find out what it wants and how it found his home.

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    Eskel's newest contract starts normally, but the Witcher soon finds himself sucked into a world of monstrosities unlike any he's faced before. For a Wolf that likes the simpler Path, he's got his work cut out.

    A dual POV that switches as I see fit.

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    Jaskier is a queer alpha, considered an abomination by human society because he lacks the aggressiveness of a traditional alpha and began his life as a traveling bard to hide from his abusive alpha father. He stumbles upon Geralt and the Witcher's presence gives him peace for the first time in his life. When he finds out Geralt is an omega, their relationship does not change, and over the next ten years, Jaskier meets and takes care of Eskel and Lambert. This year though, Jaskier and his... the Witchers get into a disagreement and leave Jaskier (at his request) to make his way to the next village without him. Agents working for Jaskier's father, kidnap him before he can return to the safety of his Witchers to see if they can 'cure' him and make him into a 'real' alpha. (More Tags will be added as necessary because I have zero ideas where this story is going, except to Witchers taking an emotional laxative, warm and fuzzy feels, and porn eventually).

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    Fringilla decides the best way to make a tortured Bard spill where Geralt of Rivia would take his Child of Surprise is to dive into his head and create illusions. When two bastards stumble into his cell and break him out he understandably believes that they are a figment of his imagination. He keeps his cards as close to his chest as a talkative Bard possibly could as they drag him to what they assure him is a safe place. After all, why would Julian know all that Jaskier does about Kaer Morhan?

    Meeting Lambert at Rosie's Tavern at the base of the Blue Mountains he lets half of the cards tumble in the presence of the Wolf Witcher. They grow closer as the four of them trudge up the mountain and meet with the other Wolves in the keep, where he is a trusted member until three weary travelers arrive one morning and cause his cards to go flying.

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    Kiedy nieudane polowanie zostawia go na łasce dwóch obcych kobiet, z których jedna ma poczucie obowiązku, a druga skrywany sekret, Eskel chce odejść jak najszybciej. Za wiedźminami przecież złe idzie, a los zbyt łatwo daje się kusić.

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    When a failed hunt leaves him on the mercy of two women, of which one has a sense of duty and the other one has a secret, Eskel wants to leave as soon as he can. After all, misfortune follows the path of every witcher and the fate can be tempted far too easily.

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    Four years after being kidnapped by the mage, witcher Kiyan tries to lead a normal life on the Path. However, in the middle of the season, an unexpected meeting thwarted his plans.

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    In which Jaskier is rightfully paranoid that someone is following them, until it’s far too late, and Geralt deals with the consequences while also grappling with emotions and an injured bard. In addition, Geralt is an emotional dipshit and can’t take a hint, and two stupid idiots can’t figure out that they both care about each other.

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    “The pair fell into silence once again. Geralt watched Jaskier’s eyes flicker to the darkness around the camp, looking for something. Someone. Geralt felt Jaskier’s pulse grow faster once again as the bard stifled a yawn.

    “What are you looking for?” Geralt asked apprehensively. His friend’s erratic behavior was beginning to unnerve him, and frankly, Geralt was worried about Jaskier. He felt like there was something the young bard wasn’t telling him, and he didn't like it.

    Jaskier yawned again, eyes dark. “Him.” He answered finally. “I can feel him watching us.”

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    Jaskier begins to show some alarming symptoms following a run-in with a wraith. A new contract follows, and things end in flames.

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    Lambert truly wasn't sure how he wound up saving, paralyzed, saved, and chasing all due to one person, and a Witcher at that. One whose kind was supposed to be long dead.

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    18/?
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