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    Dwalin has never seen anything so delicate and perfect as the sweet thing in front of him. Bluebell came in a close second, right after the tray of cookies she was holding.

    Dwalin falls for Blue's cookies first and Blue shortly there after. He is firmly in denial that his Heart Lode is a feisty, courageous, sarcastic, kind, loyal Hobbit. Once everyone finds out though they do their damnedest to make him admit it and that the little Hobbit is head over heels for him even if she won't admit it.

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    Bilbo Baggins came home one sunny spring day exhausted, half starved and pregnant. His heart was broken, his name cursed by the dwarves he had saved and his house was on auction by the worst relative you could imagine. It was, understandably, a terrible day.
    Once it comes out that Bilbo is *expecting,* however, even the most prim and proper hobbits are scandalised at the poor treatment he received by the conspicuously absent father (and, by extension, all his kind). The Shire rallies around their poor, ill-treated and half-starved kinsman, and the climate of dwarvish relations takes a decidedly chilly turn.

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    Leafs tumble from the tree tops. Some are caught in the wind and brought far off places. Others land upon the earth and become brown and dead. A series of Hobbit oneshots for the ideas that refuse to die. (refer to each chapter for warnings and summaries! All my dwarven words are from the wonderful Dwarrow Scholar, blessings upon him. These ARE Adoptable so long as we are informed and credited of course. WE WANT TO READ THEM)

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    6/?
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    Bellflower Baggins is obliged to pose as her older and more adventurous sister, Clarabelle, when Gandalf brings thirteen dwarves to her doorstep on a mission that may just determine the fate of the world.

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    As it turns out, Maya is not a very good role model; but that's okay. She and Bilbo are going to need all the pipeweed they can get. The dwarves are coming, and they are more high-maintenance than ever. Especially Grumpy over there, what the heck's his princely deal? [reincarnated!OC, reincarnated!Bilbo, pre-canon to AU-canon, multipairing, fix-BOTFA]

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    3/?
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    “Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up.”
    ― Neil Gaiman, The Kindly Ones

    Thorin has a love for all within his Company even when he did little to express it. Yet with peace finally laid upon the lands and Erebor rightfully reclaimed, he now finds a new challenge upon him to reclaim a love that he fears that he may lose if he is not careful.

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    6/?
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    3
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    Bilbo is rescued from the sea by a fishing crew, who drop him off at the nearest harbor. He remembers nothing of his life before being fished from the sea other than his name, Bilbo Baggins and the knowledge that he has to stay on the move. He grows up never staying in one place, jumping from ship to ship, town to town, and finding work wherever he can. He keeps his name secret, always using aliases and changing his appearance. But that is not the only thing he is keeping secret.

    After his ship was stolen from him, Thorin spent years living as a blacksmith, settled down in one town with his pirate life behind him. He and his family and friends have made a life for themselves as honest people, finding work that suits them. But Thorin never forgot where he came from and the love of the sea never left him. Finally, after two decades, he can't stand it any longer and he sets out to reclaim his ship. He sets out by himself to get a ship.

    And that is how these two meet.

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    5/?
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    Rosie, Frankie and Cece have successfully helped reclaim Erebor, and with the quest to Mordor 60 years away, it's safe to say that they have some time to kill. They're staying in the lonely mountain, helping the Durins as they once more bring life to it's cold walls, they're enjoying a life in middle earth that is stationary, calm and without threat, but as the people from the Blue Mountains arrive, the three women of Durin realise that they are as far from safety as ever.

    Maybe the greatest threat isn't that of a dragon or a pale orc, but that of people changing and relationships ending.

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    Bilbo gets drunk and decides to give Thorin a piece of his mind before leaving Erebor behind

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    “You will lose ‘im if ye wait too long, mark me words.”

    What did Dwalin mean he would “lose” Bilbo? Lose him to what, to whom? Not another dwarf, surely.

    The idea was preposterous – absolutely outside the realm of belief.

    Wasn’t it?
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    In which Bilbo remains in Erebor, is loved by all, and Thorin has to find the strength to tell him how he feels before someone else does first.

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    3/?
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    In time of great change a Prophet is born, selected by one of the Valar. When Bilbo is born, he had the markings of the Prophet but it was not One of the Valar that had chosen him, it was all.

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    17/?
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    There was another to add to the company that night in the Shire, one no one expected. Isabella daughter of Elrohir Son of Elrond and Belvola Swanstrike. Will they accept Bella or will she hide the fact that she is both Elf and Dwarf?

    (Not a sequel to The Unexpected or related)

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    18/?
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    During the battle of the five armies, a secret Tauriel had intended to keep hidden is out in the open and it changes the entire course of the quest to reclaim Erebor.

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    A rewrite of a fic of mine called Erebor;

    Bilbo knows it's shouldn't be possible, but he knows he shouldn't be walking Erebor's halls like he's been through them thousands of times before because he knows he hasn't. Why does it feel like he has?

    And then the memories start flooding in and he can no longer see Thorin as the Dwarf he was before. Because when he closes his eyes, it almost feels like he's been there before, and that nothing's truly changed. Except for the fact that everything has.

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    3/5
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    10
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    What would happen if Sebastian Michaelis stumbled upon Middle-earth during the Fell Winter, and joins Bilbo as his Butler?
    Discover the intriguing story of a young hobbit becoming as distinguished as a Victorian lord, going on an adventure against orcs, dragons and dark lords with his faithful butler. And maybe will the young hobbit find love ?

    Thanks to harrylee94 as my beta reader xD

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    4/?
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    26
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    Que se passerait-il si Sébastien Michaelis arrivait par erreur en Terre du Milieu lors du Rude Hiver, et se joint à Bilbon en tant que Majordome ?
    Découvrez l'intrigante histoire d'un jeune hobbit devenant aussi distingué qu'un seigneur de l'époque Victorienne, partant à l'aventure contre orcs, dragons et seigneurs des ténèbres avec son fidèle majordome, et peut être trouvera t-il l'amour sur le chemin ?

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    3/?
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    When you go on a journey with dwarves who don't quite enjoy your company, and an extra annoying dwarf king, lots of unexpected things will happen. One of them being romance, something you definitely did not see coming. But will everything be ok, or will you need to deal with the loss you once felt again?

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    1/?
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    Les Hobbits disparurent ils y a bien longtemps, s'en allant dans un monde inconnu. Aujourd'hui, ils reviennent, et ils ne sont pas seuls!

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    Hobbits disappeared a long time ago to an unknown world. They're coming back, and they're not alone!

    Story is beta readed by harrylee94

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    3/?
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    8
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    Thorin falls under the spell of gold, but a simple acorn is all it takes to shift the fate of Thorin and his Companions. OR Thorin falls under the spell of a lovable Hobbit. Eventual Thorin x Bilbo if you read between the lines.

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    5/5
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