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    Finding an unconscious Bilbo in the thick of battle, Legolas takes him to the elf encampment to have the hobbit healed. Through that gesture began a series of events that leads to the revelation of Bilbo's pregnancy and an advise that urges Thranduil to keep Bilbo's survival a secret until the hobbit says he is ready. Of course, his best course of action for that was not to name Bilbo as Elf-Friend but Elf-Kin.

    Unfortunately, he did not take determined Dwarven Kings, Princes and the like into account.

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    Guilty of the way he had treated his One, Thorin casts his pride aside to ask for the Woodland Realm's help in finding the Company's burglar in order to make amends at the very least. Not believing Bilbo could forgive him, Thorin wishes to earn the hobbit's trust and love once more even if it means casting tradition aside and courting his One in the ways of the hobbits

    Unfortunately, Bilbo may be willing to forgive the Company and Thorin in words, his mind and heart is not yet ready to let go of the trauma and harm inflicted upon him.

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    Inspired by Of Dwobbits and Elves by NerdKenz2001

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    "How can emptiness feel so heavy."

     

     

     

    The Hobbit Trilogy
    (The unexpected Journey- Battle of the five armies)
    Fíli Durin x Fem!oc
    Minor! Bilbo Baggins x the same Fem!oc
    Slow burn

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    Thorin and Bilbo meet in the Prancing Pony before the events of The Hobbit. They already know each other quite well before Thorin shows up at his house with the company.

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    Belladonna Baggins the Second is an Odd Hobbit, the Mad Baggins. She has always acted every inch of the Took her mother was, until her parents died that is. Left with her younger brother to care for, she has tried to make herself become every inch the Baggins she needs to be. She doesn't realize how badly that was going until a wizard shows up on her stoop. With nowhere else to go, Bella packs up both herself and Bilbo and joins the Company of one Thorin Oakenshield. The only problem is they think she's a male, and she's not sure how to tell them she isn't without meeting the business end of someone's axe. The lesson to be learned of all of this? Don't listen to Meddlesome Wizards.

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    Bilbo's hands gripped Thorin's wrists, the only thing stopping him from plummeting to the ground. He smiled softly. ~It's ok,~ Bilbo whispered.

    Thorin's eyes widened at the Khuzdul and Bilbo slipped from his grasp as in surprise Thorin's fists loosened.

    He fell from the gates, his body arching towards the stone as time seemed to slow. Several of the dwarrow cried out.

    With a sickening crunch Bilbo hit the stone, blood pooling from his head.

    It was if a bucket of water had been thrown over Thorin's head as with a snap the dragon sickness vanished. But it was too late.

    And then someone let out a snort of relief. And started laughing.

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    Thorin Oakenshield is captured and enslaved. He is given a choice to either rape you or have members of his people killed by slavers. However, there is something about you that Thorin finds extremely intriguing way before he was put into this dilemma, and he can't figure out why. What is a dwarf to do?

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    Bofur gave him the same scan over, eyes catching on a particular section of missing hair, then narrowing at the blood soaked bandages "Master Burglar what have you-"

     

    "I would ask you, Master Bofur" Bilbo paused and took a fortifying breath "for your forgiveness and my sincere thanks for having shared such a journey with me."

     


    Everyone lives, but it's always more complicated than that, isn't it?

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    Thorin thrusted the contract at Bilbo, slapping it on the hobbit's abdomen in an unnecessarily harsh manner. Without a choice, other then dropping the paper, Bilbo took a lose hold, stepping away from the table to take a gander at the beautiful calligraphy that danced upon its tarnished surface. His eyes began to wander, taking in the terms he would follow if, and only if, he signed. The words became to tense for his poor heart as he read on, so when another knock on his front door rang out into the hallway Bilbo jumped, contract in hand quickly forgotten. "Who could this be now?" thought the hobbit, as he stared at the now menacing door.

    This is a retelling of "The Hobbit", an attempt to mix both the films and the book, adding a dash of feminine charm to the testosterone filled party in the form of a half-dwarven huntress whose only goal during this quest is to return her late fathers ashes to Erebor, his home.

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    The idea for this fic has been bouncing around in my head for quite a while, but when gwenever sent me her ask on Tumblr as a part of my "The Hobbit Sunday Funday" event, I knew it was time to write it down. Thanks, Gwen! :)

    Around five years after the Quest of Erebor, Thorin, son of Thrain, son of Thror, King Under The Mountain, needs to finalize some very important negotiations, but he doesn't suspect that Lady Ragna from the Iron Hills is as stubborn as he is.

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    'The Dark Brotherhood is a guild of elite assassins who revel in blood and darkness. They know nought but murder and shadows.'

    You remembered your mother telling you stories about the group which terrorised Skyrim when you were a young bosmer, but now, as chief among that same guild, you know better.

    It's complete and utter bullshit, by the way.

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    The first six chapters are under editing, so there won’t be any new stuff for a while, sorry!

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    When free-spirited artist, Mazarine Moreau, follows a voice on the wind and ends up in Middle-Earth she has a few simple goals. Stay alive. Keep Thorin, Fíli, Kíli and everyone else alive. Tell Gandalf about the Ring.

    Too bad she doesn’t speak a word of Westron.

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    Bilbo Baggins was a hobbit. A most respectable hobbit if you were to ask him. The only difference with him and the hobbits of the Shire, was that he was connected to the earth. Now, hobbits in general were of course in a deep connection with nature, it was the reason the Shire was so full of life; however, Bilbo was quite literally connected.

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    When dwarves come of age, they can see their One in the mirror, if they look at it at the same time.

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    "Do hobbits not have Ones then?" Fíli asked curious.

    "Uh, no we don't." Bilbo told him truthfully.

    "That's sad," Kíli said.

    "Well, we have soulmates." Bilbo smiled. "And heart tattoos, which I'm sure you know of."

    "Heart tattoos?" Ori joined in the conversation.

    "What?" Bilbo looked stricken. "You don't have heart tattoos?"

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    Bilbo has been pining after Thorin since they met. Thorin, however, proves to be a difficult dwarf to please. It might help if Bilbo could understand what Thorin has been saying to him.

    My summaries are terrible. Hopefully the fic itself is more passible!

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    Bilbo ne se doutait pas qu'il aurait un jour à cohabiter avec un dragon. Smaug ? Non, rien à voir, cette fois. Par contre, sa chère cousine Lobelia, enceinte jusqu'aux yeux et martyr de ses hormones... Heureusement, les serveurs étaient plutôt agréables à l'Arkendonut's.

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    There was another to add to the company that night in the Shire, one no one expected. Isabella daughter of Elrohir Son of Elrond and Belvola Swanstrike. Will they accept Bella or will she hide the fact that she is both Elf and Dwarf?

    (Not a sequel to The Unexpected or related)

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    Heavy AU. I've done some unforgivable tinkering.

    Thorin is a slave, in a world where any species that isn't human is enslaved or killed. Every day is hell, and isn't it just his luck that some crazy bitch decided to buy him?

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    Okay so I've been debating on writing this for a while! Seeing as everyone loved my fics about Fili/Sigrid, Dis/Dwalin and Kili/Tauriel I decided to do one from Thorin's point of view! And the title, Thorin realizes the moments with his family, especially his nephews is worth more than all the gold in that mountain. Plus, there's just something about Uncle Thorin that tugs at my heart strings.
    Make sure to check out "What might have been" as it gives some context to their younger days and explains certain scenes!

    As always, I don't own anything. Everything belongs to its rightful owners.
    I'm also not a purist and this isn't canon.

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