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    Thorin is perfectly content to live out his quiet life with his family in Ered Luin. But someone new moving into the sleepy town sets in motion a series of events beyond Thorin’s wildest dreams and Thorin unwittingly uncovers secrets about his family that weren’t meant to stay secret forever.

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    Following the Battle of the Five Armies, a grievously wounded Thorin is brought back to the kingdom of Erebor, which is still mostly in ruins. Although he’s survived the wounds he received at the end of Azog’s blade, his recovery is far from complete.

    When she's asked to help the dwarves tend to their wounded, medical student Jasna Stoneham reluctantly agrees. Not only is she only just barely a qualified to even set foot in the infirmary, but she stutters when she gets nervous and nervous does not even begin to describe how she's feeling. To make matters worse, no one thought to warn her that she would be caring for the king himself, Thorin Oakenshield.

    Unfortunately, the road to recovery isn’t necessarily a smooth one, but if there’s one thing Thorin will learn, it’s that what Jasna lacks in experience and training, she makes up for in stubbornness, giving him a run for his money. And for every backwards step he takes, she is there to push him three steps forward. And Jasna will soon find out that there is a gentle, softer side to the dwarf king, one that very few people have ever seen and one he fights to keep hidden from her as well. But like his recovery, that is also easier said than done.

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    There did exist rumors of creatures in these woods - but Bilbo Baggins has never seen them for herself. In the sixteen years since a plague ravaged her isolated village, stealing her parents and her eyesight, Bilbo has known nothing but peace, and her greatest worry is that her childhood friend Thorin has lost all interest in speaking with her. Yet beneath the long peace, dark things are waking, and the village's council of elders seems intent on hiding the truth. Uncovering it will take every ounce of strength Bilbo possesses, and bring her face to face with a terror so great that no one in the village dares to speak its name.

    A crossover between The Hobbit and The Village (2004).

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    What if Thorin and Bilbo had met accidentally before the adventure and were too awkward to acknowledge it?
    Thorin gets lost in the shire and caught in a storm.
    Bilbo has an unexpected visitor.

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    Thorin thought that he knew everything that there was to know about hobbits. Or rather, everything that was worth knowing that is. They were stuffy, rounded little things, who cared more about food and green things over practical matters, such as loyalty and honor. So to say that Thorin was displeased when Gandalf suggested that they take one of these halflings on the most important quest of Thorin’s (or any dwarf really) life, is the biggest understatement of Middle Earth. In fact, if pressed, Thorin would like to make his displeasure of his present circumstances known, preferably by shoving a sword or an ax through a certain wizard's head.

    Cue Mister Baggins, and his insufferable love of plants.

    Or, Thorin thinks Bilbo is weak, and then falls in love with him.

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    “This wasn’t my intention when I invited you in for coffee, just so you know.” He grinned, running his hands over Thorin’s shoulders and chest.

    “Oh yeah?” Thorin smirked back at him, licking his lips. “And what are your intentions now?”

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    "You have been given a gift that few receive, but this gift is also a great burden. The Valar do not grant a second chance without reason, what is yours?"

    "I wish I knew, My Lady. But you saw what I did. I simply must 'save them all'. But I do not know who the Valar are referring to."

    Lady Galadriel hummed, a contemplative look overtaking her delicate features, "I believe, onya, that all of our fates rest on your shoulders."

    ~*~

    Destined to die an unremarkable death during Smaug's attack on Dale and Erebor, (Y/n) (L/n) is saved by a mysterious elf working under the influence of the Valar. The reason? To save an unspecified group (and number) of people from their inevitable demise, and stop the subsequent deterioration of Middle Earth.

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    Bilbo knows he's in love with Thorin. He knows that Thorin is his soulmate. He knows that if he leaves like Thorin wants,he'll die. But Bilbo flees anyway and the only ones who know anything about it are Dís and Elrond. Thorin refuses to put Bilbo in anymore danger and is completly oblivious that Bilbo being gone is the worst kind of Danger. (I'm bad at summaries, please help me.)

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    Thorin did not know why he was doing this. There was nothing he needed to say to the hobbit at the end of his journey, and yet from the moment he’d left, Thorin pondered him fiercely, desired to see him well and happy again as though the hobbit had stolen his own personage and taken it all the way back to the Shire, under Thorin’s nose itself.

    No turning back. Thorin did not know why he was doing this, but he knew he needed to do it.

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    Thorin tracks Bilbo down after recovering from the Battle of The Five Armies. He stays longer than intended.

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    In which two Dwarrow share a One.

    Two halves of one soul make One, you may say. How would that work then, with these three?
    Well, Hobbits aren't known to have half of anything!

    Thorin realizes too late but does not act on it because he is just that honourable.
    Bofur feels guilty and will not let this stand.

    While Bilbo struggles to understand just how differently Dwarrow function in regards to love.

    Oh, and Nori's there too, of course.

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    In which a scared woman falls into Middle Earth during a mugging and is saved by the most unlikely of people. Fifteen males from a made-up story she has adored since childhood.
    Injured, scared, and practically on her own with an intense language barrier, she is determined to change the course of the story, even if it means sacrificing herself. After all, what does she have left to lose?

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    There was another to add to the company that night in the Shire, one no one expected. Isabella daughter of Elrohir Son of Elrond and Belvola Swanstrike. Will they accept Bella or will she hide the fact that she is both Elf and Dwarf?

    (Not a sequel to The Unexpected or related)

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    Bilbo Baggins is a gentle hobbit of good reputation. He is the proprietor of his family estate and has a comfortable fortune. He is also unmarried, at the age of 43, and the whole of the Shire is speculating that the vein of wildness that plagues his family line is hindering his chances. In fact, no one in the Shire can understand Bilbo’s refusal of so many proposals from very auspicious matches. But, when a mansion built on the far west side of the Shire is occupied for the summer by visiting royals, the Master of Bag-End might just find his perfect match. That is, if prides and prejudices can be put aside.

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    Thorin Durin likes his life just the way it is—his pub is successful, he’s happily playing the field when it comes to women. He wouldn’t change a damn thing about it. At least, not until he meets Leda Andrews, who stops to help him when his car dies on the side of the road.

    Leda is new in town, and late for a job interview when she stops to help a guy with his broken down old car. The last thing she expected was for him to be the same guy who owns the pub where she’s applied to be a bartender, never mind to be one of the hottest men she’s ever seen.

    Sparks fly, and while Leda’s got a few ground rules that Thorin is more than willing to abide by, neither one of them expected their fling to turn into anything more serious, or that they would be faced with a situation neither one is prepared for. So, what happens when a no-strings-attached affair teeters on becoming the real thing…

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    Bilbo is rescued from the sea by a fishing crew, who drop him off at the nearest harbor. He remembers nothing of his life before being fished from the sea other than his name, Bilbo Baggins and the knowledge that he has to stay on the move. He grows up never staying in one place, jumping from ship to ship, town to town, and finding work wherever he can. He keeps his name secret, always using aliases and changing his appearance. But that is not the only thing he is keeping secret.

    After his ship was stolen from him, Thorin spent years living as a blacksmith, settled down in one town with his pirate life behind him. He and his family and friends have made a life for themselves as honest people, finding work that suits them. But Thorin never forgot where he came from and the love of the sea never left him. Finally, after two decades, he can't stand it any longer and he sets out to reclaim his ship. He sets out by himself to get a ship.

    And that is how these two meet.

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    Bilbo Baggins of Bag End is an introvert to put it simply, and most unfit for an adventure. Yet he finds himself on adventure with 13 dwarves and a wizard. But what the dwarves do not know is that Bilbo Baggins of Bag End has done this journey before and had failed. He lost many he loved , but this time he will not let himself fail. As well as Lobelia Sackville-Baggins making it her business to see what Bilbo and the dwarves are up to, oh, and you're there as well.

     

    Alternatively; low-key depressed reader has to help Bilbo succeed in keeping his dwarves safe, and Lobelia being nosy and she comes along.

     

    BTW reader is gender neutral (pronouns will be he/they tho) and all relationships with reader are platonic

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    Bluebell Baggins hadn't been expecting visitors so late at night.

    Much less Lady Dís. It had been years since the Battle of the Five Armies.

    But Bluebell is happy to see her, even if she can’t help but remember about her past.

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    what if it was bilbo who took thorin's place? what if he was the one who was impaled that day, on ravenhill, instead of thorin?

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    *In progress*

    Bilbo Baggins enjoys few things: A good meal, silence, and painting; all of which vanish when a certain grey wizard stops by his little Hobbit hole one day. Driven by his Tookish blood, the promise to paint mountains, and some stubborn wizardly urging, Bilbo joins the Company of Oakenshield. Just when he thinks he can handle the company of thirteen rowdy dwarves, Bilbo discovers he has a legendary soulmate (or, a One). The leader of the company and future King of Erebor: Thorin Oakenshield.
    Not only are they fated to be one another’s loves, but every brush of a quill on Bilbo’s skin arises on Thorins’.
    Thorin quickly learns how much more difficult it is to reclaim his throne when his love is drawn out on his skin, while Bilbo learns how dangerous it can be to be The One to the steely, mountain-eyed warrior king.

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