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    Ashe of Kaedwen was blessed by Destiny, but it can be a double edged sword. Daughter of a Witcher and Druidess, her existence is unnatural. Ignoring monikers such as "Abomination" and "Mutant Bitch", Ashe keeps to The Path and her Code. As Destiny sets its plans in motion, Ashe must prepare and brace against the looming storm on the horizon. If she only remembered that every action has a consequence...

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    Lambert spends his second winter with the Dyn Marv Caravan and finds he’s treated as family this time around and not simply as Aiden’s guest.

    Shenanigans and misunderstandings ensue.

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    After spending a rather athletic evening with Geralt and Eskel, Jaskier noticed a third witcher lingering at the door. Lambert may not have been there for sex, but Jaskier was determined to take care of him either way.

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    Lambert is shaken awake in the middle of the night, a week before he’s due to go through the Trial of the Grasses, and asked, with no explanation, to follow Vesemir up the mountain.

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    What would happen if Geralt was a few seconds too late to stop Vesemir from putting Ciri through the Trial of the Grasses. I'm basing this off of the Netflix show mostly. I'm still working through the actual book series, and I've never played the video games, so I take some liberties.

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    Becoming a barman at a strip-club while completing his PhD was enough for Eskel to wrap his head around. He hadn't expected to fall in lust with one of the dancers during his first shift as well.

    Because it was Eskel, of course it was the cage dancer with the rather murderous facial expression.

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    It’s not that he doesn’t feel anything. He does. Geralt is convinced that he loved Yen, Jaskier, Triss and Shani in a romantic way, and sure, he probably could have made an effort to show his love to them more overtly. It’s just… hard. It’s always been hard for him to show his emotions. Yen, Jaskier, Triss and Shani didn’t understand this.

    Lambert understands.

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    After months of frustration, Lambert finally makes some mulled wine he can be proud of.

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    SPOILERS FOR SEASON 2 ESPECIALLY EPISODE 8

     

    lambert considers the bard as the only one Geralt brought to the keep (geralt included) he wants to talk to.

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    Just because Geralt had enlisted (forced) his help to get a Christmas tree, that didn’t mean Lambert had to go quietly.

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    All Lambert wants is to bring Aiden to Kaer Morhen; to share his home with him. But Vesemir has forbidden other Witchers entry, and there is little sway Lambert has. Just when he decides to speak to the elder Witcher, Lambert loses Aiden, and returns to the keep, alone, angry and furious at Geralt for being able to bring Jaskier.

    His family isn't perfect, and he might be pissed Geralt can be happy where he cannot, but they're all they have, and they aren't so bad, so Lambert endures. His life might not be how he believed it to be anyway, and having support will help with that.

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    Lambert knew emotional vulnerability and doing things for your partner wasn’t an area he excelled in, but when it came to Jaskier, he was more than willing to try.

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    Fuzzy with sleep, Lambert blinked awake. The sky was still midnight-dark, before those blue hours of predawn, the only light in the small clearing a faint glow of dying embers from the fire. The chill night air bit at his cheek in sharp contrast to the heat under the blanket he shared with his partn-- friend. His friend.
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    Lambert is unexpectedly wrested from sleep, they wrestle with feelings, and once that calms down the boys do a little friendly adult wrestling.

    Inspired by my musings about how much easier and relatively cleaner outercourse is while camping.

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    Despite dating Jaskier for months, Lambert still struggles to let himself go and openly accept the attention and compliments Jaskier is willing to give him. When they winter together, the bard takes matters into his own hands to help Lambert get over his deep-rooted insecurities.

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    In which Lambert hallucinates and sees himself in a place he had hoped to never visit again.

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    Lambert may well be the most bad-tempered omega the Wolf School has ever produced. He certainly has no interest in ever letting an alpha between his legs.

    And then he meets a Cat.

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    His stomach makes itself known when Eskel catches a whiff of roast chicken as one of the guests steps outside with their plate of food. Eskel is quick to cover his middle with his hand, as if the action alone could muffle his body’s natural response to hunger. Eskel can’t remember the last time he ate.

    Eskel could certainly do with losing a couple of pounds anyway.

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    A pair of oblivious witchers reveal their feelings for each other late at night when everyone else has gone to bed.

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    Lambert thought idly that he should find their current position rather disgusting. Both of them were sweaty and stank from their contract earlier in the day, not to mention there was a whole host of bodily fluids drying on their skin. But then again, Lambert wasn’t sure he was even capable of finding anything about Aiden gross at this point. He felt good. Aching in all the right places. The two of them had been grade-A idiots for waiting this long.

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    Lambert is feeling insecure in his own skin but Aiden makes sure to let him know it’s okay and he’s loved.

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