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    Kaer Morhen had become a home to more than just the wolves, when Guxart asked Vesemir, if he could stay with his kits, that survived the war at Stygga Castle. Of course the word got around between witchers and Keldar joined them with the other griffins, all the while Letho kinda adopted two younger vipers, and had to take them somewhere. The bears took a while longer to join, while the manticores decided to stay out of this.

    Now this is a collection of one shots based off of the stories we know about the deaths of other witchers, and how they deal with it. But this isn't just sad stuff. Some are saved, others stay missing or dead. Bit there will be fun chapters. I promiseXD

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    Geralt hadn’t wanted to bring Jaskier home with him. Winter was when he didn’t have to hide his non-human side. But Jaskier’s here, and now Geralt can’t sleep. There’s an urge under his skin, and he can’t work out what he’s missing.

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    Eskel went to sleep the same as most nights, dreaming of blue eyes full of mirth and devoid of fear that he had known for a very short time.. a long time ago.

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    Geralt comes across a familair scent as he's escorting Ciri to safety. Choosing to investigate after an estranged friend, he finds himself entangled in a whole new mess of intrigue and dark secrets.

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    Jaskier was beginning to think he should've taken Valdo up on his offer. Overdosing on fisstech at an orgy at the Pisces venue in Chuxiong South District seemed like a much more pleasant and wiser way to spend his evening than throwing himself in front of a bounty hunter to save the tragically beautiful and emotionally incompetent man who had broken his heart and utterly destroyed him three years earlier. On top of all that his fucking noodles were cold.

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    Lambert brings Geralt enter Lambert and Aiden's inn room to find Jaskier enthusiastically engaged with the Cat witcher. Lambert is delighted to watch, whereas Geralt is shocked.

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    tumblr prompt:
    "What about Geralt discovering how awesome and safe it feels to be the little spoon? Any pairing is good, but I do have a weakness for Jaskier/Dandelion helping Geralt learn how to let himself be taken care of."

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    Alternatively titled Bring Your Hunger

    Geralt gives in to the awkward advances of Jaskier. He quickly develops a taste for his.... Taste.

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    Geralt needs a place to keep Ciri safe until winter. At it looks like Destiny's playing her games again.

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    It was in the silence his ghosts were always their loudest, their most dangerous; in stillness their most unavoidable.

    So Jaskier the bard sang his songs and filled the spaces. He hummed shanties long into the night, his fingers chasing up and down the strings of his lute like he had once chased his brothers and sisters up and down the rigging of their ships.

    Now he'd finally found a mentor who could teach him the final lessons he needed to become a full Witcher. So what if he seems strangely overprotective? They are the last of their schools, and Geralt allows Jaskier to walk his Path alongside him. Wolf and Crane, alone together.

    Too bad Geralt didn't realize what this strange human-seeming bard was actually asking of him.

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    It’s almost 2 months after the Mountain Incident and Jaskier is sitting at a tavern, drinking his sorrows away. About Geralt, his sorry state of being (no lute, low on coin, alone), fall of Cintra just 2 weeks ago, fate and everything else. He though he was going to stay by the witcher’s side forever, but life’s no fairy tale. So more ale for him.
    In the corner Nilfgaardian soldiers get ready to kidnap the bard and give him to their wicked sorceress leader to force information from him about the lost princess. She may torture and curse him to get what they need, but hey, what can you expect from Fringilla Vigo’s student?

    Geralt’s 100% done with destiny. He’s with Ciri and has to hide from Nilfgaard's forces. And he still has to find Yennefer and beg her to locate his bard, damn it! And he needs to apologise if he wants to get his “dear heart” back.

    Yennefer licks her wound hidden in Brudge and contemplates her life.
    Triss helps fellow mages in Vizima.

    Lambert and Eskel travel south in search of Geralt, because they got letters from his bard saying their brother will need help.
    Oh, and they don’t even know about half of the shitshow it’s about to become. Truly ballad worthy story.

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    It’s Jaskier’s first time wintering at Kaer Morhen. When he comes to Geralt’s room in the middle of the night, the witcher is sure what he’s after, and it has nothing to do with some imaginary “haunting”.
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    Jaskier can’t sleep because of ghosts and Geralt responds by sexing him up, much to his delight and confusion.

    New summary courtesy of maiNuoire:
    Jaskier: I have ghosts, can I crash here?
    Geralt: Sure, climb in, are they in your dick? Let me help...
    Jaskier: ... wut.

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    "You were so hot that when you asked if I was the blind date you were looking for, I lied and said yes. But then your actual date comes up to introduce themselves and I'm so embarrassed." for Geralt/Jaskier.

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    Geralt's never met a Cat he liked.

    Except for Aiden, and it's a begrudging kind of thing, since that Cat makes Lambert happy.

    The Cat he runs across is strange and off-putting, smarmy and smirking. And very attractive. Jaskier (the aforementioned Cat) thinks Geralt is handsome and fascinating and wants to know more. To get closer. To maybe even fall for him.

    A story of enemies to friends to lovers, angst, denied feelings, flirting and smut.

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    I suck at summaries so here's an excerpt-

    'The count pushes into a room, its doors tucked into a small alcove that veers off from the corridor; he settles himself comfortably against the edge of the desk, his arms folded over his chest as he waits for Geralt to enter the room. "If you could shut the doors, please, I'd prefer it if we weren't overheard", the count urges cordially. Geralt bites back an amused chuckle as he pushes the doors closed, his golden gaze catching on a striking pair of curious cornflower blue eyes as the small gap closes.'

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    Of course this would happen. Destiny just couldn’t let him die in peace. Because why would it!?

    Jaskier had felt a pit form in his stomach as soon as he’d seen that messy white hair and those blasted golden eyes. He’d had a bad enough day already and it was about to get way worse.

    [so this will be my first fic posted on ao3 - hope it’s alright considering I haven’t edited much at all]

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    His stomach makes itself known when Eskel catches a whiff of roast chicken as one of the guests steps outside with their plate of food. Eskel is quick to cover his middle with his hand, as if the action alone could muffle his body’s natural response to hunger. Eskel can’t remember the last time he ate.

    Eskel could certainly do with losing a couple of pounds anyway.

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    Witcher Geralt finds the man-creature the Lord of Kerack wanted dead. The young man isn't dangerous, but his magic is, specifically to Witchers. The Code demands he doesn't kill him, and he abides. He never imagines that this man-creature will travel with him for decades, easing the ire of the wolf inside, making the feeling of pack and home come clearer with every step. Thus are the trials and struggles of Geralt of Rivia and his unlikely companion, the bard Jaskier, who is the only thing in all the Spheres that can command the feral blood inside the White Wolf, for better or worse.

    (Struck down with COVID and quarantined, this came to me, and I took off with it running. Written a bit different than my other styles in some areas. Multi-chaptered with a full conclusion. Stick around for it.)

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    Years ago, Geralt meets a little boy befriending a monster.

    Years later, Geralt meets a bard. There's something familiar in the way he tries to keep Geralt from killing monsters.

    "Real monsters are human", he'd always say.

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    A twist of the tale of Hades and Persephone.
    Starring our lovely Jaskier as Persephone and Geralt as our Hades.

    As of now only Hades and Persephone's name will be different.

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    2/?
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