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    Oh yeah, and did he mention this whole “Prophecy” thing was a big sham constructed by some sicko of a god for his own twisted amusement? What the fuck? So that was it, just some elaborate spectacle for the Astrals to watch for the fuck of it?

    Like really, just fuck destiny and fuck the Astrals.

    Noctis decided he wasn’t going to let the gods have their satisfaction of fulfilling the prophecy. Fuck the Prophecy and fuck Bahamut.

    Or, our favorite chocobros get thrown back in time, kill gods, everyone gets their happy ending, and there's a group chat, letters, and love and chaos with this group of friends and man-children, and all around feels and love as our cast fight for their happiness.

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    Linda's son doesn't look enough like her or her husband. She finds a solution.

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    Ferb is a smart kid. He knew he hadn't made that secret agent lair.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley are not, in fact, oblivious; a lack of awareness of each other's feelings was never their problem. Now that they're well and truly on their own side, actually giving voice to those feelings should be easy, right?

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    A Very Special Episode of the Flonko Show (today renamed in honour of Redvines.) We discuss our good pal Redvines and her many excellent qualities, with the help of some special guests.

    Also featuring: technical problems at around 1hr 27mins that we just decided not to bother cutting around. We 👏 die 👏 like 👏 men.

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    Police officers Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps. Accountants Retsuko and Haida. Theater mammal Jack Savage and mechanic Skye Autumn. Together they set off on a triple date, a frenzy of romance and fun that will take them all across the big city of Zootopia, having laughs and joy wherever they go.

    But maybe the biggest laughs and drama are left for the morning after?

    (Part of a long running season, but a primer is given so you can enjoy it without any previous reading or catching up)

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    Excerpts from Rodolphus Lestrange's journals, age fourteen to twenty-six.

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    Podfic of "Out of Habit."

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    And then, well, it becomes more of a hassle to come out and tell everyone they’ve been secretly dating for months than to just… keep it secret. And honestly, it’s not like they go out of their way to hide it.

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    Never has there been a more hopeless crush.

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    The Roger Pirates disappeared after their Captain's death, and were happy enough to let the Marines forget about them.
    Until the Marines decide to execute their Captain's son, that is.

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    What do an eagle lectern, a slightly charred book, and an emergency starter crank have in common? Here's a hint.

    Or, Noah's Ark accidentally acquires an extra snake.

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    A filk song about the the USS Hephaestus mission.

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    ...angels are sexless unless they really want to make an effort. For that matter, they're not naturally corporeal.

    Physical expressions of affection aren't instinctual for ethereal (or occult) beings, but then, Aziraphale and Crowley enjoy plenty of things that aren't. They just approach them a bit differently.

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    It's the night before Ginny's wedding to Harry, but all she can think of is the past. She is not, however, the only one.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale get down to the task of interpreting Prophecy 5004... as well as fill each other in on just what happened to them this afternoon, banter, reminisce, banter, philosophise, and banter.

    ...I like writing banter.

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    A new waiter at a café with an excellent dessert selection serves a rather odd couple.

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    You know when you start with a perfectly sensible premise, and draw from it a perfectly sensible conclusion, and then you draw a perfectly sensible conclusion from that, and somehow after a few steps you land somewhere that would have you going "How the heck did I end up here?" except you know how and it's all completely logical?

    So anyway, Aziraphale and Crowley decide to take some precautions against uninvited former colleagues. Perfectly sensibly.

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    “Heigh ho,” said Anthony Crowley, and just drove anyway.Good Omens

    Filk of "A Frog He Would A-Wooing Go".

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    Harry is divorced, two-thirds of his children are at Hogwarts, and he's ready to start dating again. Ideally, someone who has no idea who he is. Lily suggests he should try Tinder and Harry is not a coward.

    This is the story of how Severus and Harry meet again after 20 years.

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    Podfic of "The Pope Would Brag" by Hatteress

    The thing is, Derek’s really, really hot. Like, insane levels of attraction. What with the leather and the cheekbones and the stubble and the ass — oh god, that ass — Stiles can’t really be blamed, at all for freaking bragging.

    Now if only his college friends actually believed Derek existed.

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