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Bloody silmarils, book II by Dilly
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
13 May 2022
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In Gondolin, Turgon is depressed, while his knights roam the world... A comedy and a parody of the Silmarillion with a lot of characters and chapters. Chapter 6: The Iron King.
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- Part 2 of Bloody Silmarils
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Bloody Silmarils, book I by Dilly, scythe_lyfe
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works
02 May 2022
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In Gondolin, Turgon is depressed... A comedy and a parody of the Silmarillion with a lot of characters and chapters. Bonus chapter: Hot and cold.
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- Part 1 of Bloody Silmarils
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The Pits: Maud-Mash-Match-Medl-Melj-Mix-Mx-MYX Made En Hecka-Helli-Heave-Have-Purtatory-Purgasnory Limbos by insomniacOlympian
Fandoms: No Fandom, Original Work, British Actor RPF, French Actor RPF, French Revolution RPF, British Writer RPF, Neo-Pagan Scripture & Lore, Real Person Fiction
23 Apr 2022
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I wrote this in a youth shelter in Boston in 2019 called BOTW, guess the song I'll give u a hint; Simons Garfunkels. & after my Easter, Patriots Day, Easter-Grammas ignored Born Day & other Holly-Days & allowing myself to look up & find out and actually retain the information that I'm French-Scot & so my last name S & G relatives are in fact the closest blood I have which is ironic considering the 1st letters of my birth names 1st & last, it's time to go 117 on Em.
An old woman just stared @ me like I was a ghost for standing on a vent machine & feeling a blossoming spring tree, a little.
Another systems check Wellsprung, eh?
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Maudits Silmarils, livre 2 by Dilly
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works
22 Apr 2022
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À Gondolin, Turgon déprime, pendant que ses chevaliers parcourent le monde... Une parodie crack du Silmarillion à la façon de la série "Kaamelott" et des Monty Python.
Nouveau chapitre : Le Bon, la Brute et le Truand.Series
- Part 5 of Maudits silmarils
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该死的精灵宝钻 第一册 by Alberich_Richter for Dilly
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works
21 Apr 2022
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在刚多林，图尔巩的情绪很低落……一个对《精灵宝钻》的拙劣模仿，有很多人物和章节，还有一个怪异的、同性恋版本的贝伦与露西恩的故事。
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- Part 1 of Bloody Silmarils系列授权翻译
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A dive into one of my many NPC's and his time being a Commander during the slaughter of the dark elves. Not the lightest content ever, so be warned.
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- English
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- 1,340
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Seonghwa comes to his senses at the grisly sight and brings his fist down on a side table, rattling the vase with a pair of carnations standing innocently on it, and drawing attention to himself. His eyes narrow as they turn to face him and he looks them each in the eye, unwilling to back away this time. “Someone explain to me what’s going on! Who are you all? What are you all?”
Silence meets his words, and Seonghwa’s ears thunder with the roar of his own rushing blood as he reaches out to curl an accusatory finger at them. “You aren’t normal. This isn’t normal. Where am I?”
Seonghwa knew he should've been wary of his admittance into the elusive college of his dreams, but when he had prepared himself for eccentricity, he hadn't prepared himself for this kind of eccentricity. Behind the innocuous gates of Greenwich College lies a history written in blood, and a world on the brink of war. Thrown unwittingly into its epicenter, Seonghwa discovers there is more to himself and his newfound friends than meets the eye. All he had wanted was peace and quiet, but between his rambunctious company and their skeletons in the closet, he receives much more than he had bargained for.
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VOLANT - when i'm with you i can fly by cravethatxiumineral, Umbra_Pendant
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Dungeons & Dragons - All Media Types, Seas of Wrath, Original Work, Romeo And Juliet - Shakespeare
17 Apr 2022
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“if only my dear we could spend our last days on the moon, bathing in a golden sky. i’d build you a garden, and together we’d live out our lives,”
“take flight, my love, bring the garden to me, we may not have long, but we have right now,”
“then we’ll have to make it feel like forever,”
"forever could never be long enough"
aka an almost Romeo and Juliet story based around two d&d characters
yeah they're gay, keep scrollin
a regency AU that is definitely not canonical in the campaign, i just love two (2) blue dorks -
this is my villain origin story by way_too_many_fandoms
Fandoms: Keeper of the Lost Cities Series - Shannon Messenger
20 Mar 2022
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Sophie knew that something was wrong with her, in the way people talked about her, the way their words felt in her mind; there was a problem. If only she knew what it was so see could fix it.
also known as:
sophie finds out they're nonbinary with a bit of help from dex -
matchmaking sucks by way_too_many_fandoms
Fandoms: Keeper of the Lost Cities Series - Shannon Messenger
19 Mar 2022
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Keefe thought that he would be able to cope with finding a girl on his match list and live happily ever after. He didn't factor in his real feelings towards the entire thing.
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wonderful by way_too_many_fandoms
Fandoms: Keeper of the Lost Cities Series - Shannon Messenger
12 Mar 2022
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Fitz is injured and Dex goes to check up on him, only thing is he had been hiding a massive crush
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Foggy throws his hands up, which upsets the weird silver chains around his wrist. They jangle and bite into his skin simultaneously until he drops his arms again. God, he hates magic. "Yeah, that's how it works where I’m from. I did my job and got paid. But I didn't know my client was paying with stolen fairy treasure, it doesn’t really happen that often.”
[Or: Matt volunteers as Foggy's champion.]
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Boner Can't Get A Break by AGenderlessRat, xiaoplseatsnowwithme
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons - All Media Types, Original Work
04 Jan 2022
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Three adventurers, all born in the forgotten realms yet brought together by faigt, and are increadably horny. Dees nut, on a quest to have sex with the hottest mothersor just some random white bitches, Egg, idk they're a simp and Boner, possibly the hottest of them all, just wants a break.
Idk this was an ai generated dungeon for me and my friends, but i think it was extremely broken.
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After Collapse by ChaoticNeutralBarbarian
Fandoms: DnD - Fandom, 나 혼자만 레벨업 | Solo Leveling (Webcomic), ダンジョンに出会いを求めるのは間違っているだろうか | DanMachi | Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon? (Anime)
31 Dec 2021
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Topsy Turvy by permanent_emo_phase
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
28 Nov 2021
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In a mystical world of dragons and mages, one might assume that everyone is happy. However, there are three very different young souls who all share the same problem. They want more.
So how exactly do a noble prince, the next barbarian leader, and a curious half-orc go about fixing that problem? With some messy adventures and rule breaking, of course.
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Running With A Devil by Pulling_Tropes_From_Nowhere
Fandoms: Whateley Academy, Whateley Universe, Shadowrun
14 Nov 2021
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"How much trouble are you trying to get us in this time?"
"How much trouble you got?"
How the newly-formed Lost Puppy Patrol combat sim team handles their first Winter Break and Winter Term together.
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- Part 5 of Metroverse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 83,277
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 9
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Rili fidgeted uncomfortably by my side. “Um, are you busy?” I shut my laptop with my essay on Dwarf History and turned to face her. “No, what is it?” A thought hits me. “What have you done?”
“Nothing! It’s just…” She sighed. “Parent teacher night is tomorrow, and you’re the adult of the house, and I’m not asking Izzy, and I know you’re only my sister but obviously I can’t ask dad. So can you go?”
- Language:
- English
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- 987
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 36
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After falling head-over-heels for Temasii, Phibi sets out to prove herself worthy of her partner's children, seeking to settle a trade dispute between the Noiran archive and the human city of Lochwind. Stopping to rest in a village, Phibi's luck turns for the worse after a boy's innocent nature leads her astray.
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- Part 2 of Of Fishes and Witches
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They had long since understood she was ephemeral and they hated her for it. Such a wicked and wild thing, each time she left, she took a piece of their hearts and sanity with her...
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Tab : Sidestories - Canon Divergence by KanraChrome
Fandoms: 나 혼자만 레벨업 | Solo Leveling (Webcomic), 나 혼자만 레벨업 - 추공 | Solo Leveling | Only I Level Up - Chu-Gong
18 Aug 2021
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In all existing gates, there is one rule : One must obey voices. But what happens when one of them does not ?