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    It’s so ludicrous how they got where they are now.
    “Marina, why did you stay?”
    She looks up at him, her expression suddenly serious, “I can’t tell you.” She cups his face and whispers, “Because you know why, you know the answer.”
    Eliot nods, pressing his lips to her palm, “Yes, I do know.”
    Marina smiles and tangles her other hand in the locks at the back of his neck, “But you still need to believe it.”

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    “I found something,” Quentin said. “In Eliot’s room.”

    Across the table, Julia’s face shifted in the gloom. They hadn’t bothered with a warming enchantment tonight, not a single orb of magic light bobbing overhead. There in the dark with their jackets pulled on. Like they were back in undergrad, just the two of them. Like they didn’t have magic at all.

    In spite of the chill, a heat had found him. Sweeping over the apples of Quentin’s cheeks in brilliant scarlet whorls. He watched as Julia pinched her brows together, eying him from where she sat.

    “Okay,” she said, dragging the word out long. “You wanna elaborate on that, Q?”

    OR

    What comes after.

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    Five years ago, Alice's actions forced Quentin to make a deal with the Fairy Queen that could eventually cost him his daughter. A random coincidence puts Quentin in the middle of a coven of hedge witches that could possibly help him save her. The only issue is, it's run by his ex-boyfriend-- Eliot.

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    Eliot looks for a new roommate in NYC.
    Quentin looks for an apartment to share.
    They become roommates and co-inhabit the apartment platonically until 2020 strucks. (No explicit mentions of ... 'the thing' though - no worries).

    Pining, getting closer because of the lockdown, casual sex, or is it? Eliot does not 'do feelings', angst, obstacles to overcome, etc etc etc

    You know the drift.

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    Grad school isn't something that had even been on Stiles radar and now that it was he isn't sure what the fuck he's supposed to do about it. Also, everyone here is super nice and it's honestly awful. Quentin is almost sure that Eliot likes him for more than sticking his dick in but like, he's not going to actually do anything about it?

    Or, everyone but Derek is dead and now Stiles is a magician.

    There's also a monster that's trying to kill everyone. Again.

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    Quentin Coldwater is trying to figure out what he wants from life. Everyone around him seems to be stepping off into adulthood with career success and personal accomplishments; his childhood best friend is even getting married. And then there’s the Eliot of it all— Eliot Waugh, Quentin’s friend, confidant, found family member... who he’s been sleeping with for the better part of a year. Eliot’s the only person in Quentin’s life not trying to push him in one direction or the other, but it may turn out that Eliot’s the person he wants to build his future around after all.

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    “It’s – nothing.” He felt ridiculous now, though his jaw was tense and his heart raced. “I had a bad dream.”
    “Oh.” Eliot propped his pillows up and sat back, opening his arms to Quentin. “Well, you’d better tell me about it.”

    As always, the best way to make Quentin feel better is to lightly top him. This leans pretty heavily into the Daddy Kink, FYI.

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    “I think I’ve waited long enough to meet Eliot,” his dad says, and Quentin can already feel himself caving. He’s run out of excuses, and he can sense it, his dad’s going to bring out the big guns— “and we don’t know how long until the cancer comes back, and I just want—”

    There it is. Ted knocks through the last barrier he has in his defenses, and Quentin folds, just like that cheap-ass card table Eliot was using as a bar until he slammed one too many shot glasses down on it.

    “Okay!” Fuck. Goddammit shit fuck fuck fuck. “Okay. I’ll bring him. For a visit.”

    “Really? Fantastic. For your birthday next weekend? I can cook. Or order in. Your favorite. Whatever you want! You can spend the weekend?”

    “Sure!” Why the fuck not? I’d love to spend my birthday fake-dating the man I’m in love with, who is most definitely not in love with me, so my dad can die peacefully, assured his son won’t spend the rest of his life with only his Fillory books, Star Wars action figures, and anatomically correct blow-up dolls for company.

    Post S3 AU. No monster. The only disasters here are bisexual ones. Post-mosaic fake-dating shenanigans.

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    Or: five times Quentin Coldwater had game.

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    “Holy shit,” Julia says. She lets her bag drop to the floor, her eyes wide as she walks around the statue. “Q, this is amazing. I knew you had talent from the stuff you made at Columbia, but this—wow.”

    “Thanks,” Quentin says tightly. He looks over the sculpture, trying to imagine seeing it with Julia’s eyes. All he sees are the imperfections—the cracks in the clay that he needs to fill, the indentations of his fingers he needs to smooth out, or the malformed spots he needs to revisit. But when he strips all that away and imagines that someone else made it, that a stranger’s hands spent so many hours recreating the love of his life—he can admit it’s the best thing he’s ever made.

    “Who is he?” Julia asks. “I don’t think I’ve met him. Pretty sure I would remember.”

    “You remember a couple of months ago, I told you I kept dreaming about a guy?”

    “Yeah? He’s—” She looks at the sculpture, and then back to Quentin. “No way. He’s real? You met him?” Her eyes are wide, a smile starting to form on her face.

    “Not exactly,” Quentin says.

    A Queliot fanfiction, with a Pygmalion twist.

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    Quentin, a student at Columbia, and Eliot, a student at CUNY, meet at a coffee shop in Harlem and find themselves incredibly drawn to each other. Despite their prior traumas, romance isn't able to escape them, and an all encompassing love blossoms. But the ghosts of Eliot's past, in particular, threaten everything that they have.

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    Like all great stories, this one begins with a man who has something to prove. And by "great stories" I mean "bad ideas." And by "a man" I mean "a moody gay named Eliot." And by "has something to prove" I mean "needs to prove to his best friend that he's not depressed and mentally unstable."
    Anyway, Eliot impulsively adopts a cat and it is unsurprisingly a terrible idea.

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    “It says here that the one-handed tut has to be performed - sorry, this book is old - I’m not sure I’m - it has to be performed ‘inside of a human sheath’, whatever that means.” Alice says, squinting at the yellowing pages.

    “That means a rectum, Alice,” Eliot said with a sigh, like it was the most normal sentence he could have uttered.

    “Yeah, NOPE ,” Penny said, climbing up off the couch.

    Ignoring him, Margo began to explain. “The technical name is Rasputin’s Unbinding but most people just call it —”

    “The Butt Tut,” Eliot and Margo said in unison.

    “Literally speaking, we need a willing asshole. Who’s volunteering so we can return to our business?” Margo projected her voice over the clamor.

    ———

    Our heroes are in trouble and the volunteer tomato can’t just let someone else get fisted.

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    He’d thought that his feelings for Quentin would diminish. A longer half life than normal, but fading nonetheless. But he’d had to actively push Quentin from his mind, working at losing him piece by piece (—two rivers, a continent— he thinks), but it was work, an active extrication, dulled by alcohol and drugs and sun-soaked, over-waxed men. It had taken time and the death of brain cells, his sobriety and losing the life he’d tried to build—

    —but Eliot is sure, as soon as Quentin walks into his patisserie, that all of that resistance, the repeated acts of forgetting, was for nothing.

    **Fic is incomplete. Abandoned.**

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    As promised, Margo has prepared an excursion to the city with Quentin and Eliot to get their minds off the Quest, with the help of their latest find, the oh-so-special 8th Key. The destination? A BDSM Dungeon.

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    Eliot puts on a show. Margo directs.
    Quentin is the (test) audience who's enthusiastic about audience participation.

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    "How's your head, baby?"

    Quentin let his head roll against the back of the chair he was reclined in. "Mmm, sparkly," he said.

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    Quentin shook out the tension in his hands. He didn’t understand why it wasn’t getting any easier. For days on end he’d been trying to perfect the illumination spell the rest of his fellow First Years had nailed in a matter of hours. But no matter how he tried, Quentin couldn’t seem to make anything more than a spark.

    He didn’t know what was worse: that his discipline was apparently shit at magic, or that he’d been placed in the Physical Kids’ Cottage with his ex-whatever-the-hell-they’d-been-in-undergrad because the administration didn’t know what else to do with him. He couldn’t do shit about the latter, but he figured he could at least try and get the basics of magic down before Dean Fogg realized what a grave mistake he’d made in allowing Quentin into Brakebills to begin with.

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    The one where Quentin and Eliot are exes who had an intense D/s relationship in undergrad.

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    The interior of the club is just as... as swanky as the exterior had suggested, and Quentin feels distinctly like a fish out of water as he skirts the edge of the dance floor. He still isn't sure how he got in, why he caught the attention of one of the co-owners, but he does know that that kind of woman is not the kind to be disobeyed. And he does want a drink, if he's going to be sitting here trying to figure out what's so appealing about...

    "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me," Rihanna sings over the speakers, and Quentin can't help an amused snort, both at the timing and the song choice.


    Quentin Coldwater ventures out looking for a night on the town, distracting himself from his recent break-up. He gets so much more than he bargained for - but hell, he's not complaining.

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    Quentin wants to sink through the floor. He can feel his neck and his cheeks flare hot, and his eyes skitter away from Eliot’s perceptive gaze. But then Eliot is turning back to the door, and he’s opening it and basically manhandling him through it, which — okay. Apparently is a thing for him as well.

    He has A Thing for tall guys named Eliot who smirks at him and looks at him and manhandles him through doors.

    Okay.

    Okay, he can deal with this.

    He still doesn’t know what he’s doing here, but he can deal with this.

    Because it turns out that tall guys named Eliot are the least of his problems.

    or;

    The one in which Magicians find their Soulmates through different means, and nobody seems to have informed Quentin of this.

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