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maestoso by novalotypo
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
23 Jan 2020
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Everybody's got their own ideas of retirement.Edward Elric is about eleven when he stands up, makes an extended effort to knock as many books off the old bastard’s shelves as he can, and says, “Fuck the military. Al, you interested in music at all?”
The Elrics don't even do retirement, what with the world trying to blow itself up every other month, but this shit has got to take the fucking cake.
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Between You & I by RealityXIllusion
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
14 Jan 2020
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Edward can't stand to see Nina suffer, he wants to help her. He isn't sure how exactly to do that, but he tries his best.
Havoc just wants to take a nap after all of this is over.Series
- Part 2 of Playing With Truth
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Being with him was like being on top of the world. Every single moment was pure bliss and happiness. Maybe there is such a thing as true love! He is... perfect... w-wait... NO!
Two years latter Oswald is Mayor of Gotham city and, seemingly, better then he's ever been! With Isabella right around the corner though, everything is about to change. Gotham just isn't the same anymore. Oswald lost him and... now he's loosing Ed too. Why do things like this always happen? Turns out Oswald isn't doing as well as he appears. His favorite hobbies are drinking and playing with knives after all. What happens when everything comes crashing down, and a phantom from his past comes back to haunt him? Nothing in Gotham is ever as it seems. What if there was someone from the outside. What if she could be the one to help Oswald through this mess, and help him keep his life?
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An arson attack on an Ishvalan slum on the outskirts of Central leaves Roy and his team to helping aid in the recovery. What he didn't expect was to find two Ishvalan children with a desperate need for a family.
Ishvalan AU
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Mendacium by ChaoticClueless
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Dec 2019
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"Why are you doing this?" Shouta couldn't help but ask. Really, this kid couldn't be much older than his class, and he was already out his risking his life to fight... and was good at it. That was the worst part of all, that a child would act like an experienced soldier in the face of danger. "If you stop now, I won't report you. You can just go on home to your family, and maybe try to be a hero-"
A laugh cut him off, but it was more sad than condescending. "Mr. Trash Bag, I'm doing all I can to get home. But like hell I'll be a hero. I've been used by the government too much." A slight European accent colored his words, and his Japanese was a little hesitant, but the determination was clear. "I have to admit, though, your quirk is really awesome. The ability to stop others' energies... remarkable."
The boy tensed, and Shouta activated his quirk on reflex.
"Too bad it doesn't work on me, then. Can't erase what you don't have, after all!"
OR: Edward didn't want to help Truth. He didn't want to go to a different world to defeat yet another Father. He didn't want to become a vigilante there.
He also wanted his brother back. The choice was obvious, even if Truth is a massive asshole.
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Madame Christmas meets a blonde brat with a fondness for drinking all her whiskey and giving her more headaches than Roy ever did.
AU in which Ed fakes his death at the end of episode 26 and uses it as a means to stop Father's plans from the sidelines.
"I'm slowly, painfully, fangirling, feelingly, dying, Thank you, now FMA fanfics will be the reason for my death. The fluff is klling me, the angst is suffocating me, the feels are being bitchy while stabbing me, and Ed is just huge goofball. Hahahaha absolute chaos. How is it possible for a fanfic to be this good and painful at the same time :'-)" - Awesome_Fangirl33, chp 9
"I'm effing in love with this fic. You capture everyone's characters so well, it's like watching the show without actually watching it. Thank you for this gem!!! 💕😊 Please update as soon as you can ;D" - AlgorythmicGalaxy, chp 9
"Just read through every chapter! This is a great fic. I love your world building. And the constant angst Ed has... and everyone else... I like how you fleshed out Trisha! I always felt that the anime/manga never told us enough about her." - Tzipporah, chp 12
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Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood by bungoutrash
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
04 Dec 2019
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They wanted to bring their mother back but instead lost their bodies doing taboo alchemy. Equivalent exchange and alchemy, there's more to it than meets the eye. The two brothers are now on a quest for redemption, answers, and a way to get their bodies back.
( FMAB IN BOOK/WRITING FORM )
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Well Fuck by OfMonstersAndMen
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
16 Jul 2019
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Greed and Ed fuse instead of it being Greed and Ling.
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sore loser by LadyMerlin
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
12 May 2019
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Ed loses a bet. Roy loses his mind.
(Ed wears a skirt and Roy has no one to blame but himself)
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undercover by LadyMerlin
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
07 Apr 2019
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Between Roy Mustang and the dregs of his sanity stands a midget with a peg leg.
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“Well, the General has always had a thing for blondes,” Breda points out from the part of the room Roy is decidedly not looking at anymore, and Roy twitches before he’s able to physically restrain himself from repeatedly headbutting the nearest available surface.
“Aren’t Generals supposed to be respected by their teams?” Roy mutters, just barely loud enough for his team to hear. “Aren’t subordinates supposed to gratefully defer to their commanding officers? At the very least, they aren’t supposed to personally attack their superiors with incriminating details about their personal lives.”
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all but a child. by Bunny7799
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
15 Jan 2019
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Sometimes, it's hard to remember Edward's age. It's hard to remember what he's been through, him and his brother both.
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It's usually the strongest ones who have seen the most.
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freedom bound by flapkack (neverthepast)
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)
25 Nov 2018
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Perfect beings had no gender. They were God’s image, the embodiment of the Truth. This was a belief of the alchemists and, therefore, a belief of the people of Xerxes. The desert society was built on the values of alchemy, and their most central value was that of equivalent exchange.
This is what Ling was taught in his culture lessons. Well, “taught” is a loose word- more like he learned it by reading the encyclopedia volumes that Fu gruffly tossed his way every day. As a prince of Xing, he had to know as much as he possibly could about the countries that he would be dealing with when he became emperor- presuming, of course, that the twelfth in line for the throne would (could) ever secure the throne.
Ling could. He had a plan.
Xerxes had alchemy. Alchemy had- according to those books- Philosopher’s Stones. Philosopher’s Stones gave eternal life. Ling’s ailing father, the emperor of Xing, wanted life, more desperately than anything. And Ling? He wanted the throne.
Ling needed a Philosopher’s Stone. So, Ling needed Xerxes.
Simple.
Of course, nothing ever turns out quite that simply, does it?
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The Alchemist of the Commandos by N7_Jam
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Captain America - All Media Types
07 Oct 2018
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None of the guys knew what to think the day a foul-mouthed kid was tossed in the cell with the rest of them. The cussin’ wasn’t a problem, so much as the fact that the little punk was doin’ it in fluent German. What the hell were the Krauts doing throwing in one of theirs with the rest of them?
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Not Going Anywhere by starryeyedchar
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
30 Aug 2018
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When the Fullmetal Alchemist is late to make his report, Roy doesn't think anything of it. That is, until he gets a call from the kid himself saying that he ran into Scar, which is more than a little concerning. So he goes immediately to help, because he's not about to let what happened to Hughes happen again.
When Ed gets to Colonel Mustang's office and finds the man gone, he knows something is out of the ordinary. This feeling is confirmed when he find a note addressed to Lieutenant Hawkeye that the Colonel had to go because Ed was in trouble. Because that could only mean one thing: Envy was leading Roy right into a trap.
In which Ed and Roy are both idiots who will do anything to save someone in danger, especially if that person is someone they care about. And they stop being stubborn long enough to admit that maybe they do care if the other were to die.
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wake up (this is my promise to you) by amako for theformerone
Fandoms: Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
30 Aug 2018
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She bows low, her arms against her sides, saying something even Gal doesn't seem to understand. Then she points at herself, before pointing at the man.
“Sakura,” she says. “Sasuke.”
Gal smiles, the kind that Barukh cherishes. “Welcome to Ishval, Sakura.”
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And Roy, the incredible moron he could be at times, was currently digging the heel of his right military issue boot very thoroughly in Ed’s toes. He would have applauded his lover for that had the iron-infused piece of fucking rubber not been digging in his toes, since they were both kneeling and it was almost physically impossible to get the back of a foot anyhwere near the ground, let alone generate enough pressure to hurt this fucking much.
“I don’t mean to be rude,” He whisper yelled in the other’s ear, “But would you maybe mind leaving my toes in one piece. I swear to god Roy, it almost seems like you do it on purpose.”
Roy shifted slightly, succesfully removing his heel from the blonde’s flesh foot, reassuring the now pain-free man in the meantime. “I promise I would never hurt you on purpose,” Then the Führer tilted his head slightly, glancing at Ed from the corners of his eyes while quirking one corner of his mind a little. “Unless you are into that, of course”
Ed promptly decided he would be the only now of them sleeping in a proper bad tonight.
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- Part 1 of Roy/Ed Week 2018
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Clerical Errors by roymustang (SpicyReyes)
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
02 Aug 2018
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“We’re chasing rumors of skilled alchemists,” Mustang said. “Your name came up, several times. Thirty-one-year-old alchemic genius Edward Elric, from Risembool, living with a family friend and his younger brother.”
“Check your sources, bastard,” Ed told him. “I’m twenty-six. Al’s twenty-five.”
('What if Ed was an adult the whole time' AU)
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Beauty and the Shrimp by greekprincessia
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
28 Mar 2018
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Song Parody of "Belle" from Beauty and the Beast. As Ed walks through Central Command, the soldiers sing about his Napoleon complex, Mustang is his usual pleasant self, and Pride boasts of sacrifices to round out the plot.
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A Fullmetal mask by scarlet_lupin
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
26 Feb 2018
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For many years Ed has kept his smarts a secret, not his alchemy smarts, everyone knows how intellectually smart he is, but he never let people realise just how easy they were for him to read. He kept his cool calculating mind hidden behind brash pigheadedness and a neapolitan complex bigger than he is, only when Roy is in danger does his mask start to slip a little, and now the danger of the homunculi has passed is there still a need? Maybe everyone should get a chance to see this side of himself.