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    Five years after the Promised Day, Ed finds himself in Central again. This time will be different. Ed's trying to find his purpose with General Mustang by his side.

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    “If you knew you would be just as disgusted as I am. You would hate me” His voice almost broke. It was trembling a lot. “I would never hate you or seeing you as disgusting, Ed” Al’s voice was calm, but also demanding. He knew what he wanted to hear. “You would” “How the hell would you know?!” Al said a bit annoyed. “I just know, okay!” Ed said while raising his voice. “You wouldn’t want to be with me any longer!” “Do you know that this conversation is just because I want to be with you?! I would never leave you behind brother!” Nobody said a word again. The shorter male had something he couldn’t tell the taller one.

    Edward and Alphonse are living in Munich 1927 and trying to make a life there. However, Edward avoids his brother, which makes Alphonse feel lonely and depressed. He wants to find out why his brother is ignoring him. He confronts the older alchemist, but didn't expect what the truth really was. Now they have to work together to make everything right again. Would they be capable to do so?

    Plays 1927, 4 years after The Conqueror of Shamballa. This is Fma Classic

    My summaries are like always bad but please try it!
    (Warning: Incest! Don't like don't read)

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    This is a collection of drabbles in the FMAB/manga universe. The stories take place during canon, pre-canon, and post-canon. It will include such adventures as Ed and Winry's wedding, Ed's first day at Eastern Command, and Roy's crime against humanity. Each chapter will include notes as to when the story takes place. I don't know how many stories I'll include in this story, as I'm writing them as they come to me.

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    Truth shenanigans, Ed gets called to destroy another immortal wannabe named Moldwarts or something, yadda yadda yadda Edward Elric is now a dragon. Not one o' those big majestic Fireballs or Horntails. No, he's tiny and pissed.

    Nightshift at Hogwarts has gotten a little more interesting as Filch vows to catch a weird golden pest, house elves try to figure out how food keeps disappearing, and Pince wondering about how the library gets neater and neater with each day. At least, the painting, ghost, and animal population seems strangely amused.

    CURRENTLY ON HAITUS UNTIL JUNE OR SO. I WELCOME ANY AND ALL SUGGESTIONS/CRACK COMMENTS STILL. SCHOOL SUCKS ASS!!!

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    Edward starts a group chat. what could go wrong? :)

    no plot just them kinda screwing around on a group chat and being generally vibey
    also Ling Yao is still a homestuck

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    On the night of the failed transmutation, Ed saw another door. With different Guardians. Saturn was the one who gave him the knowledge to save Al, and then disappeared from his sight and his memory. On his way to see Shou Tucker, Ed saw Hotaru again, and she promised to join him on her journey.

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    Hinata found herself in front of a small house. She heard screaming, but was too late to save Ed and Al. Ed begged her for prosthetics, and somehow she had the innate knowledge to make that happen. She just wanted to repay them for the newfound confidence the Elrics had brought her.

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    its a mega crossover
    a fricking miracle if i finish it
    expect no actual plot

    Ed and Bella were seven years old.

    Wait, scratch that.

    Ed and Bella were sixteen years old.

    But, not really?

    It was complicated.

    Ed and Bella have been alive for sixteen years.

    There we go.

    Now we can start the story.

    That's a lie.

    Now, we can slowly feed you tiny bits of information until you finally understand whats going on. Only at the end of course.

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    Ed and Al goes to the Salt and Pepper Diner for lunch

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    Follow Ed, Al, and Winry through random moments of their childhood.

    This story will focus on the boy’s childhood and it will range from carefree play, adorable fluff and nostalgia, to grief, trauma, and pain. There will be a lot of hurt/comfort, because hey, it’s the Elric brothers after all.
    Each chapter will be a one-shot. So please, come and join the fun!

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    Prince Zuko summons the spirit of truth and the spirit of cunning to help aide his search for the avatar and instead...

    gets two messy teenagers from two different worlds who know less about the avatar than he does. still the only way for Edward Elric and Midoriya Izuku to return home is to help Zuko end the war and restore balance to his world.

    Unfortunately for Zuko, he happened to have been given two of the most stubborn people possible and they aren't about to let him and his nation commit genocide quietly. They're not particularly interested in letting him return to his abusive father either.

    Now set on a chaotic journey to end the war, help the avatar, fight his sister, drink tea, and commit vigilante justice... well it's going to be long couple of years

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    Turns out, Father had screwed Amestris over way more than anyone had realized. How? Oh, you know, just tearing gates into space-time to connect some other worlds to his and even managing to find some like-minded individuals who'd be thrilled to take over their own worlds and offer their assistance in turn.
    And now they plan to use Alchemy in relation to their own abilities to do as much.
    So, Truth, after being thoroughly nagged by the Gods of the other worlds, decides to send his chosen two out to help fix that little slip up. The Elric brothers aren't exactly thrilled to do more fighting, but over fifty three billion souls are on the line, not even including their own world. They don't exactly have much of a choice faced with that.

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    The Fullmetal Alchemist is sent undercover by the Amestrian military as bodyguard for Harry James Potter. Trapped between magic and alchemy, Ed has to grasp at straws to protect his newfound friends, and their mysterious armed support- The Order of The Phoenix.

    And, what do they mean, “watch out for the full moon?”

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    Lying beneath Central is a world of unspoken strife and suffering. It is the same for many who don’t fit in on the surface, trying to feel comfortable in their own skin, stumbling along the road of life. Some are more successful than others.

    After the loss of his father, Everett Hughes finds himself grieving, hurting, and now completely unsure of his place in the world. With his best friend and fellow alchemist in tow, the two of them plunge headfirst into a journey neither are truly prepared for. Who knows what fate has in store for them.

    Or- I accidentally became so obsessed with a side character in FMA I convinced my co-author to split the narrative with me. She agreed.

    Or- A gay teenager hates one (1) Mike Wazowski

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    Edward Sand wasn't a normal Dornish bastard. He had glistening blonde hair, light skin that never tanned underneath the harsh sunlight, and piercing golden eyes. If people didn't know any better, they would believe him to be a Lannister. But no, he was a Martell, the son of the Viper.

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    Roy has lived for a long time, much longer than anyone could guess. Assuming that he was the only one of his kind, he had long accepted that he would have to hide for the rest of his existence. He found out he was wrong on a fateful day in Resembool in search for a pair of genius alchemists. Instead he found Edward Elric, who was as human as he was. That is to say, not at all. Both have their own purposes for the continuance of their “life”, and are firm on keeping their statuses hidden to do so. But with new mysterious deaths happening in Central, will their secrets manage to remain so?

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    Roy Mustang has tried to kill himself, and Edward Elric has not.

    That is the fine line drawn between them that he absolutely refuses to remove.

    Or

    They call her traitor, and they call her spy. They call her rancid slurs that make Roy want to cut their tongues (Riza is half Ishvalan, and Roy is half Xingese, but the shape of his eyes cannot compare to the color of hers).

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    It was supposed to be a simple task. Roy was hoping it would stay a simple task. But Fullmetal, being the insufferable child he was, somehow managed to make it complicated.

    Or, Edward joins a pie-eating contest, gets arrested, breaks out of jail, goes on the run with Alphonse, and Roy is very tired and just trying to get his idiot children back to Central City.

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    “W-what do you want for them? My body isn't enough for so many people- they're worth more than that!" He remembers the little bit of hope that swelled in him when Truth announced to him that he could save his people- Winry, Mustang, Hawkeye, Havoc, Ling, Mei, Scar,...Alphonse. All of them.

    And he remembers that newly blossomed hope torn from his chest with bare hands.

    "Your time."

    Because he knew... that Truth just might take all of it.

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    Ling is not the only one possessed and Ed’s body snatcher is way more of an asshole.

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