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    East City is in a panic. Edward Elric was kidnapped by unknown men approximately eight hours ago. Mustang is worried sick he's going to find his subordinate in parts. He's worried he won't find him in time. He's worried about a lot of things. And he's going to get his answers soon.

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    Tim panics over Ed’s lack of self preservation.

    Ed just wants to go home and stop dealing with people.

    Things happen, and Ed looses his shirt.

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    “Who the hell are the Vances’, Mustang?”

    There is a story that has gone untold. With just a sentence, an old secret is pulled into the light and a crime is discovered. When knowledge is gained early and the fates of certain people change, can a war be avoided?

    Or will Amestris fall?

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    Tim meets the family. Al’s concerned for his brother.

    Roy’s just surprised Ed has a friend.

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    Instead of Roy Mustang, it is Solf J. Kimblee that goes to Resembool and discovers the Elric brothers. This, he claims, is the worst thing that has ever happened to him. After returning the philosopher's stone, that is.

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    Maes Hughes manages to befriend Solf J. Kimblee and thus creates a major ripple effect in the plans of the homunculi.

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    Edward couldn’t seem to stop smiling, especially now, after he came up with probably the most brilliant idea he had ever come up with. He was practically giddy with delight. “Say Max… you must be bored sitting out here waiting for your dad.”

    Max nodded at him with wide eyes. The kid definitely seemed very clever for his age. Which is why Edward thought it would be a perfect opportunity to do what he was about to do.

    “Do you want to help me pull a prank? I’ll give you five bucks for it too.”

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    The rumbling of train tracks and the hum of people trying to keep their conversations quiet. The ambience of the car was still and comfortable. Edward had heard the sounds so many times before, but not in quite a few years now.

    //

    or Ed and Roy both get hit with big waves of depression after trying to settle down.

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    Roy and ed end up in the dr. Stone universe✨✨ roy is silently crying while ed is angry at God, and then Senku is dying inside, gen just can't catch a fucking Break. You know, Like usual.

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    Roy Mustang works as a private investigator far out of the way of politics. But when a general hires his services to find a family heirloom and the person who stole it, that peace might just disappear. Now Roy has to balance the highest paying job or his career while he tries to get a date with the most beautiful (and suspicious) woman he's ever met.

    Or Roy's a detective with pining employees, Riza's a barista taking care of her two little brothers, and they're both willing to do whatever it takes to get the highest possible paycheck.

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    Edward gets pulled somewhere new—again! He's starting to get tired of the whole song and dance. But there's one big difference now.

    He has Alphonse by his side.

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    Shameless wish fulfilment. FMA/BNHA crossover except this time Al and Ed get to be together because fuck you Truth.

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    Edward Elric braids Kimblee's and Riza Hawkeye's hair together. Or just, you know, is a menace.

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    Edward and Alphonses trans adopted brother :) i swear its more interesting then that but im bad at summaries

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    "Winry was really looking forward to college. High school had been fine, but she was ready to be known as anything other than the Science Nerd for the first time in her life. At Amestris University, where their STEM programs produced some of the best scientific minds of the last century, she knew she wouldn’t be the only person raising her hand in class. She’d be one of hundreds of passionate scientific minds, one of the many who had worked their asses off to get to the best university in the country.
    That, and she’d finally have friends who weren’t Paninya or her grandma.
    Well, actually—Winry was really looking forward to college… until she met him."
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    Winry knows how her time at Amestris University will go, until it all goes wrong. With a lab partner bent on destroying his GPA and on bringing her down with him, Edward Elric has made himself an enemy. But the thing about enemies is... well, you know what they can become.

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    A child without a family, and a family without a child.

    Brought together via a mother's dying wish for her child to be safe

    and a mother's wish for a child.

    How will history play out?

     

    In which harry potter is raised by Izumi Curtis and gets a backbone forcibly inserted

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    “Did just the two of you make the trip up here?” Izumi asks, fidgeting slightly with her cup of coffee.
    “No,” he starts with a smile. “My better half took most of night duty last night and is sleeping in.”
    “I see,” she says, nodding. “Now… are you going to introduce us or are you going to leave me waiting?”
    Ed laughs. “Yeah, yeah, I was getting to it.” He turns slightly so that the two of them can see the little face among the blankets. “This is Archer. He'll be two months old in about a week."

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    Ed has a bad habit of not keeping people updated on major life events. Which is why Izumi and Sig are so confused when he unexpectedly drops by to introduce them to his first born.

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    It’s a slow, comfortable evening in the office. Ed decides to plop himself on the couch, as Roy reads the newspaper as his desk.

    Let’s just say, Hughes is gonna have some world-class blackmail by the end of the day.

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    "Are you Woy Mus'sang?"

    "...yes." Roy slowly answered, wondering what the children could possibly want with him.

       Roy wasn't sure what he expected the older of the two children to say. Roy expected a lot of things to come out of the child currently wrapped around his leg's mouth, but-,

    "Is it true you burned people?" 

    ,was certainly not one of them.

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    "'A life for a life,' it had drawled happily. 'But with a twist! Edward, I want to believe you're not so naive to think that reality revolves only around your singular, dispensable timeline, yes?'"

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    The Law of Equivalent Exchange is bullshit- that's what Edward Elric decides, after he wakes up in a dumpster when he makes a deal with Truth. Aizawa Shota's list of problem children just keeps getting longer by the second, and Japan probably isn't ready for the uncontrollable hurricane of destruction that is the Fullmetal Alchemist.

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    FMA x BNHA crossover fic because I'm a little bit funky and cringe! Canon divergence where Ed gives up his life to bring Al back, but it doesn't go quite as planned.

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    After the Promised Day, I thought that nothing could ever surprise me again, and that I was done with Truth being an absolute motherfucker. Turns out I was wrong about both things.

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    Al was always the one to think ahead, to keep me from being to rash. I was the one to jump into a fight without a plan, the one to get hurt because of it. Maybe this is why I didn’t look at the floor I was sprinting across. Maybe this is why I was too late to realize Robinson put his hands on the floor and the giant alchemical circle beneath me began to glow. Maybe this is why I was to late to escape the surge of energy that went through me and made everything go white.

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    Ed tried to live a normal life, he really did, but sitting still while a rogue alchemist was out there didn't sit well with him. He should of stayed home like Al said he should. Magic was really really weird.

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    Roy Mustang is not a patient man.

    But when it comes to Edward Elric?

    He'd wait a million years.

    Or: Roy tries to fight Scar in the rain, and Edward accidentally confesses his love

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