17 Works in Edward Elric Is A Little Shit

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    Jonathan Crane has always believed that Edward Nygma was trying to sabotage him. He didn't realise that it was for a completely different reason than he'd thought.

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    “We’re chasing rumors of skilled alchemists,” Mustang said. “Your name came up, several times. Thirty-one-year-old alchemic genius Edward Elric, from Risembool, living with a family friend and his younger brother.”

    “Check your sources, bastard,” Ed told him. “I’m twenty-six. Al’s twenty-five.”

    ('What if Ed was an adult the whole time' AU)

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    She bows low, her arms against her sides, saying something even Gal doesn't seem to understand. Then she points at herself, before pointing at the man.

    “Sakura,” she says. “Sasuke.”

    Gal smiles, the kind that Barukh cherishes. “Welcome to Ishval, Sakura.”

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    None of the guys knew what to think the day a foul-mouthed kid was tossed in the cell with the rest of them. The cussin’ wasn’t a problem, so much as the fact that the little punk was doin’ it in fluent German. What the hell were the Krauts doing throwing in one of theirs with the rest of them?

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    On the eve of Dumbledore's death, a body drops from the ceiling of the Gryffindor Common Room. Limp, bloodied, heavy beyond measure, but familiar - reminiscent of the young first year that befriended them all those years ago...And yet, so much has changed that this cannot possibly be the Edward Elric they once knew.

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    Song Parody of "Belle" from Beauty and the Beast. As Ed walks through Central Command, the soldiers sing about his Napoleon complex, Mustang is his usual pleasant self, and Pride boasts of sacrifices to round out the plot.

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    For many years Ed has kept his smarts a secret, not his alchemy smarts, everyone knows how intellectually smart he is, but he never let people realise just how easy they were for him to read. He kept his cool calculating mind hidden behind brash pigheadedness and a neapolitan complex bigger than he is, only when Roy is in danger does his mask start to slip a little, and now the danger of the homunculi has passed is there still a need? Maybe everyone should get a chance to see this side of himself.

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    After a long day of wacky hijinks and no Philosopher's Stone, Ed is tired. Only problem is he won't admit it, leaving Al to step in.

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    Ed never means to attract trouble. But it always ends up finding him anyway, even when all he wants is peace and quiet and some well-earned quality time with his brother.

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    When a war breaks out with Drachma, General Grumman calls for a conscription of one Beta or Alpha from every family in the country. Edward Elric isn't going to let his little brother go to war, Omega or not.

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    Brigadier General, Roy Mustang has hit a stalemate. He’s stuck with personal feelings for his subordinate that he won’t act on and he feels that he is not advancing or improving in his alchemic skills. He thinks he’s handling it until a surprise visitor shows up for the first time in three years with a book of dangerous secrets and some shitty romance advice.

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    With Hawkeye taking the week off, Mustang needs someone to help him in the office - who better than Edward?

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    Edward Nygma has a proposition for Batman.

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    “Look at that stupid ass Christmas tree, sitting there and shit!” he said, giving the tree’s low hanging branches a kick. “I don’t know why we had to fucking cut it down and drag it indoors, just to drag it back outside again!

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    AU in which Roy is a new hire for Amestris University’s applied sciences department and Edward is a truth-bending little shit that likes to fuck with the new guys. Re-edited in anticipation of a third chapter coming out!

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    It makes him wonder what kind of ring he would even buy for his boyfriend (do they make rings in skull shapes?), if he were to propose.

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    Edward has to confess to being biologically female, Roy has to deal with the law and an ex-lover, and Riza doesn't want to clean up after Roy's shit anymore.

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