17 Works in Edward Elric Is A Little Shit
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Jonathan Crane has always believed that Edward Nygma was trying to sabotage him. He didn't realise that it was for a completely different reason than he'd thought.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,052
- Chapters:
- 1/2
- Kudos:
- 15
- Hits:
- 121
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Clerical Errors by roymustang (SpicyReyes)
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
02 Aug 2018
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“We’re chasing rumors of skilled alchemists,” Mustang said. “Your name came up, several times. Thirty-one-year-old alchemic genius Edward Elric, from Risembool, living with a family friend and his younger brother.”
“Check your sources, bastard,” Ed told him. “I’m twenty-six. Al’s twenty-five.”
('What if Ed was an adult the whole time' AU)
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wake up (this is my promise to you) by amako for theformerone
Fandoms: Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
04 Jul 2018
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She bows low, her arms against her sides, saying something even Gal doesn't seem to understand. Then she points at herself, before pointing at the man.
“Sakura,” she says. “Sasuke.”
Gal smiles, the kind that Barukh cherishes. “Welcome to Ishval, Sakura.”
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The Alchemist of the Commandos by N7_Jam
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Captain America - All Media Types
28 Jun 2018
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None of the guys knew what to think the day a foul-mouthed kid was tossed in the cell with the rest of them. The cussin’ wasn’t a problem, so much as the fact that the little punk was doin’ it in fluent German. What the hell were the Krauts doing throwing in one of theirs with the rest of them?
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The Truth by contra_zero
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 May 2018
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On the eve of Dumbledore's death, a body drops from the ceiling of the Gryffindor Common Room. Limp, bloodied, heavy beyond measure, but familiar - reminiscent of the young first year that befriended them all those years ago...And yet, so much has changed that this cannot possibly be the Edward Elric they once knew.
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Beauty and the Shrimp by opalprisms
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
28 Mar 2018
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Song Parody of "Belle" from Beauty and the Beast. As Ed walks through Central Command, the soldiers sing about his Napoleon complex, Mustang is his usual pleasant self, and Pride boasts of sacrifices to round out the plot.
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A Fullmetal mask by scarlet_lupin
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
26 Feb 2018
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For many years Ed has kept his smarts a secret, not his alchemy smarts, everyone knows how intellectually smart he is, but he never let people realise just how easy they were for him to read. He kept his cool calculating mind hidden behind brash pigheadedness and a neapolitan complex bigger than he is, only when Roy is in danger does his mask start to slip a little, and now the danger of the homunculi has passed is there still a need? Maybe everyone should get a chance to see this side of himself.
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Don't Mention It by Prettywitchiusaka
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003), Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
08 Feb 2018
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After a long day of wacky hijinks and no Philosopher's Stone, Ed is tired. Only problem is he won't admit it, leaving Al to step in.
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You'd Be on the Streets Without Us by WastebasketOfShame
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
02 Jan 2018
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Ed never means to attract trouble. But it always ends up finding him anyway, even when all he wants is peace and quiet and some well-earned quality time with his brother.
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Fight of a Lifetime by TheScribz
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
27 Dec 2017
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When a war breaks out with Drachma, General Grumman calls for a conscription of one Beta or Alpha from every family in the country. Edward Elric isn't going to let his little brother go to war, Omega or not.
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General Mustang's Emotional Pyre by darkponds
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
26 Jul 2017
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Brigadier General, Roy Mustang has hit a stalemate. He’s stuck with personal feelings for his subordinate that he won’t act on and he feels that he is not advancing or improving in his alchemic skills. He thinks he’s handling it until a surprise visitor shows up for the first time in three years with a book of dangerous secrets and some shitty romance advice.
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With Hawkeye taking the week off, Mustang needs someone to help him in the office - who better than Edward?
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Edward Nygma has a proposition for Batman.
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“Look at that stupid ass Christmas tree, sitting there and shit!” he said, giving the tree’s low hanging branches a kick. “I don’t know why we had to fucking cut it down and drag it indoors, just to drag it back outside again!
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AU in which Roy is a new hire for Amestris University’s applied sciences department and Edward is a truth-bending little shit that likes to fuck with the new guys. Re-edited in anticipation of a third chapter coming out!
Series
- Part 1 of The Ivory Tower
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It makes him wonder what kind of ring he would even buy for his boyfriend (do they make rings in skull shapes?), if he were to propose.
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- Part 7 of Schmoopfest 2016
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Far From A Man by dreamonlosers
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
20 Mar 2016
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Edward has to confess to being biologically female, Roy has to deal with the law and an ex-lover, and Riza doesn't want to clean up after Roy's shit anymore.