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    Regina's world is turned upside down when she's left caring for her best friends' children. Shortly after taking the throne, Snow White attacks, and Regina loses them to different universes:
    Isabella lands in the backyard of the local Sheriff of small-town Forks, Washington.
    Lena crashes through the ceiling of a mansion and meets the infamous Luthor family.
    Emmett's blown through time and space, landing in the Tennessee woods where he meets an untimely death. Or so he thought.
    Separated by circumstances, the four navigate their new lives while searching for ways to reconnect with one another.

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    In the kingdom of Volterra, aspiring clockmaker Rosalie is just trying to move on with her life after a romance gone tragically wrong. When she inadvertently draws the attention of King Aro, a self-proclaimed collector of beautiful things, she is forced to flee. After a chance encounter with Emmett, the second prince of Gabeln, Rosalie decides to take control of her life and start fresh in the peaceful northern kingdom. But with a rebellion rising in Volterra, Aro is growing desperate to get her back—the people clearly need an example of what happens to those who defy him.

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    Edward and Bella have been dating each other loosely like high schoolers do, but this AU introduces a complication. Bella also has a crush on Rosalie Hale, and Rosalie is more fun, less old school, and significantly less dangerous than Edward. For the purposes of this fic, Emmet and Rosalie are more like fuck buddies than "soul mates", and Edward and Bella's relationship status is "it's complicated". The story will follow most of the canon plot lines with the added details that Edward very seriously cannot control himself around Bella's blood, and Bella, never having dated anyone before, needs to test the waters a little more than she did in the books.

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    Vera Renee Swan is in deep trouble.

    Something happened with the timeline and her mothers are no longer together. To fix this, Vera must travel back in time. What will Vera do when she realizes the reason Bella never fell in love with Rosalie was because she fell for Edward first?

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    Major Jasper Whitlock has never been much concerned with women. All that changes in an instant when he meets his mate, Bella Cullen. The youngest, still human, daughter of Doctor Carlisle Cullen turns everything on it's head .

    *AU. OOC.*

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    Part three, previous parts ---> PAIN [1], LONELINESS [2]

    “Regret won’t fix this”

    After parting ways with her lover Jasper, Dorothea thought that she would never return to Forks for longer than a few days. But unfortunately, life has other plans for her as old enemies return stronger than ever and the love for her foster father wins. With the help of her friends she tries to handle the situation and the raging feelings she holds for the Cullens and Bella.

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    What if Aro was in America before Bella meets the Cullens.

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    3/?
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    Ameliorate (verb);
    to make (something bad or unsatisfactory) better.

    "My name is Mr King, I'll be your new English teacher for the rest of the year."
    Tony King didn't know what returning to his childhood home of Forks would have in store for him - but it sure as shit wasn't this!
    "I knew about vampires. Well, that's a lie. I didn't know them like this."

    ↞―✢―↠

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    Dean's in hell, Sam's run off, and River is left alone at Bobby's.
    River Winchester is Sam and Dean's half-sibling. The three are such a great trio until Dean sells his soul to bring Sam back to life. Riddle with nightmares a few nights after Dean's death, River goes to Sam for comfort. But, instead of finding her brother, she finds an empty bed and the keys to the impala. She can't stand being alone there after everything that happened, so she gets in Dean's car and starts driving... she keeps going all the way to Forks, Washington.

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    Sisters, Bella and Ava move to Forks, where both fall in love with natural enemies, and have to prove that family really is everything.

    Or, Bella gets her handsome vampire, and Ava loves her some gorgeous werewolf.

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    16/?
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    It was a quiet day in the Cascadian small town high school as students trudged along through the foggy morning fuzz their minds felt.

    No one noticed the new student that had joined them, no one but a certain coven of beautiful dangers.

    No one else noticed the newcomer except them and their token human.

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    1/?
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    "Would you like anything?" Bella breathed, his black eyes trailing up from his writing to look at her.
    "Just the one black coffee," he muttered, an equally pained and surprised look crossing his face as she approached his side of the counter from where she'd been sitting.
    When she returned to give him his drink, he was gone, a few bills on the counter where his journal had been resting minutes before.
    -
    In which Bella is a barista near the UW campus, and the Cullens are trying very hard to act human.

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    6/?
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    Follow Bella's journey as she leaves her life behind, before falling into the arms of the man she loves more than anything else in the world

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    [will revise soon] in alternating chapters, renesmee cullen and burkley martell go into details about their feelings for each other as well as intimate details about their pasts and family all while discovering themselves. in adjacent chapters readers will see descriptions of the same event once from the first person perspective of one of the pair and the next from that of the other.

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    1/?
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    Edward is contemplating leaving Bella at the end of the first book. Bella isn't going to put up with that 'hypothetical'.

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    1/1
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    TW: Mentions of death, depression, and suicide.

    "It's more complicated than that," Alice sighed. "What I'm trying to say is -- you need to love yourself just as much as Edward loves you. Just as much as I love you." She leaned in and kissed her cheek. While as icy as her touch, the softness her lips caused her breath to hitch in her throat.. It was a gentle display of affection, a staunch contrast to the way Edward often crashed their lips together before ripping himself away. And although the kiss was brief, Bella wished it would last forever. This was the type of love she craved. How badly Bella wanted to love and be loved.

    New Moon AU where Alice stays in touch with Bella, and their reunion lasts a little longer.

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    Join Edward as he grapples with the slings and arrows of his cursed immortality and perpetual adolescence. OOC, super melodramatic, comedy All characters belong to Stephenie Meyer, no copyright infringement intended.

    Rated M for swearing, adolescent fantasies and lustful references/sexual humor.

    There are repeated mentions of running away to Volterra to end it all. Edward is also a stalker, as he is in SMeyer's books. I won't be using trigger warnings, as they will be big spoilers, so please use your best judgement when reading, shoot me a DM if you want to ask anything specific.

    My beta for this project is wh1teow1, check out her awesome retelling of Twilight for the new decade Moirai! https://archiveofourown.org/users/Wh1teOw1

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    Bella chooses to stay in Volterra with The Volturi and faces the unknown.

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    5/?
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    I wasn't sure what the plural of Louis was, and then this was spawned.
    Louis and Harry are dating. The other two Louis turn up. I'm doing whatever I want. This is a comedy.
    It'll be a work in progress until I include all of the tags.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    1
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    5
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