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    Penny looks up at her for a second, wide eyes swiftly narrowing. “Motherfucker. A ghost-writer? I knew you were funnier than that shit.”
    Rory grins at her. “You just said it wasn’t bad!”
    “I was being polite! I thought either you had your sense of humour surgically removed, or childhood me was a fucking moron for thinking you were funny. Jesus, Rory. You basically gaslighted me.”
    Rory snorts. “I gaslighted you?” Then, because she thinks it will spark more annoyance. “Wait, you thought I was funny?”

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    Eddie always thought there might be something wrong with him: he never found people attractive, he only had sex with his wife when she demanded it, and he never really had a boner.

    Turns out that doesn't change when he falls in love with Richie again, but it surely doesn't stop him from making Richie feel good.

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    Anyone who called Eddie Kaspbrak whipped was a sexist. It was 2017, and he would not be expected to have an obedient little housewife in the kitchen to feel like a man. Eddie does not need to be the big lord of the house, the king of his castle, to feel like a man. He goes for morning runs until his cheeks are pink and ruddy and match the sunset over the Whitestone Bridge. He goes to bars. He cooks dinner together with his wife and they listen to Bobby Darin while they chop onions. Equals. Partners. 

     

    Text conversations with Richie always get out of hand. Caps lock is Eddie's closest friend. 

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    Eddie Kaspbrak hates his wife. More than anything, he hates living in uptown suburbia working a nine-to-five to support her like he's eighteen again still stuck at his mother's house with her taking his checks and doling out less than half to him like some kind of fucked up allowance, only now he's traded pretending to be the perfect little straight son for pretending to be the perfect image of a straight husband, neatly-tucked polos and shorts swapped out for pressed suits and ties.

    Though, maybe it isn't actually in his best interest to go all out and cheat on her with an older man and then decide to kind-of-sort-of become his sugar baby, but, well.

    There's a learning curve to everything.

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    "Maine, I wanna go to Maine." She bites her lip.

    His eyebrows fly up, then crash back down into a frown with the rest of his face.

    "For the mooses? Moosen? Neither of those sound right. Meesen?" A rotten feeling eats at his spine thinking about the place. Although he has no memories of that town other than it being horrible. It's annoying the crap out of him.

    Richie and his daughter, Lydia, kick off their summer going to Derry, Maine. Only for things to spiral out of control within a few days of being there. Reuniting with old friends never felt so terrifying.

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    "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
    "Cry if I want to, cry if I want to!
    "You would cry too, if it happened to you!"

    It's Richie's 18th birthday party and the losers gather for the last time. And it does not go according to plan.

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    OR: 5 times Richie kissed Eddie at the movies + the 1 time Eddie kissed Richie.

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    Inspired by the Lost Boys poster in the Losers Clubhouse in IT: Chapter Two.
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    Eddie hadn’t realized how stuffy and suffocating his life had been.

    Then, he met Richie. Again. It was complicated, with the shared cases of severe childhood amnesia, and almost dying in a fucking sewer.

    Richie taught him how to breathe again.

    . . .

    In which Eddie and Richie are driving home from a date and Richie wants to suck him off.

    A.K.A. Eddie sucks at being a Risk Analyst when he isn't on the clock.

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    When Richie has a show halfway across the country, and Eddie can’t come along, Eddie misses him like crazy. In his absence, he has this giant dildo he’s just dying to try.

    . . .

    In which Eddie fucks himself with an obscenely large dildo and Richie talks him through it via long-distance video call.

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    It's 2007 and Love Actually might have been onto something with all the airport talk for it all starts in LaGuardia.

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    For a few brief seconds Eddie waking up in Richie’s bed is an extension of a dream he doesn’t dare imagine awake. Then it’s a rapid downward cycle that doesn’t let up for some time.

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    Eddie needs some help getting around after Derry 2.0 and enlists the help of his best friend. Now, not only is Richie living with the love of his life and his wife, they keep ending up in compromising situations. It doesn't help that the truth isn't as sexy as perceptions.

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    Wednesday is Myra’s day to work late, which means that Eddie swings by after work with a pizza and a sly, hungry grin and backs Richie up against the door to kiss him before he can even get it locked.

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    Richie is mourning the death of his late husband, Steve Covall. Unable to move on, he decides to look for the guy who has been transplanted with his partner's heart, a certain Eddie Kaspbrak. Against all reason, Richie befriends him and decides to make himself a place in his life, while the lies keep piling up...

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    richie tozier listens to a song which makes him realize how in love he is with eddie kaspbrak.

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    Eddie's friends convince him to go to a show in Derry done by famous stand-up comedian Richie Tozier. What Eddie isn't ready for is that, after meeting Richie in person, he beings to feel some unexpected and foreign feelings for the comedian. While dealing with his divorce from his ex-wife and discovering if he really is as straight as he's always told himself, he falls head over heels in love with Richie, and just might give a shot at love, no matter how unexpected it is.

    (This work has been abandoned and will be orphaned. Sorry guys, but I just didn't have the motivation to finish this. I really didn't want to do this, but I had to. Sorry I let you guys down.)

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    When Richie experiences some serious writer's block, he and Eddie turn to some questionable methods to get his creative juices flowing again...

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    Eddie's given up. He did everything right and it went very, very wrong, so now he just wants to have his crisis alone dammit.

    Too bad his neighbors don't approve.

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    “Ah, Eds, you never disappoint.”

    “You can’t say that, we’ve only met, like, three times before today.”

    Richie, who had taken his phone out of the pocket of his seasonally-inappropriate leather jacket, and was fully engrossed in texting someone, tsked loudly. “Uh-uh. Four times.”

    “No, three.”

    “Four. There was JFK, your wedding day, which,” he glanced up, “yikes, that time you stole my taxi—”

    “I was running late! And we split the cab!”

    Richie waved him off, typing something on his phone. “And...” he trailed off. After a moment he looked up again, “huh, I could’ve sworn there was at least one other time.”

    (In which, Richie and Eddie keep running into each other, over and over again, during the 27 years)

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    The Loser's have just returned to Derry after twenty-two years, and Eddie has retrospective thoughts about the state of his life.

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