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    Longtime roommates Richie and Eddie are down on their luck, facing eviction right before the holidays.
    To save their apartment, Richie devises the brilliant plan to produce a homemade porn flick and rake in the cash... but he fails to consider how asking his unrequited crush to star might complicate their relationship.

    AKA two trashy 30-somethings think it's a good idea to try to solve their problems by making a goofy porno, get their friends to help them, and catch feelings along the way.

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    "“Fuck.” The guy says again and even in the lighting Richie can see the way he turns white as a sheet. “Pause my Garmin-” he grits out before his head lolls and he promptly passes out, Richie barely having time to process and react before he’s cradling the guy’s head in his arms.

    “Pause your what?” He chokes out, panicked, “Buddy, hey man. Dude. Are you alright? Jesus.” He taps the hot guy’s cheeks a few times with no response before he fumbles in his pocket to find his phone. Patty was going to kill him. Just when he was supposed to be getting back out there with a positive spin on his coming out he’d gone and accidentally murdered someone at 5 am in New York just trying to get coffee. His life could not be more of a joke. He finally manages to pull his phone from his endless, gaping hole of a pocket while still keeping Hot Guy propped when the man’s eyes flutter open again."

    Or the one where Richie outs himself at 3 AM on Twitter, unintentionally almost murders someone on a New York sidewalk, and falls in love with Eddie Kaspbrak's Instagram.

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    Eddie loves his friends, a lot, so when Beverly texts him asking if he’ll model something for her so she can make sure it’s sitting right, he tells her it’s fine.

    ‘Something’ ends up being a tiny pair of satin— or silk, Eddie’s not sure, he’s not totally familiar with the materials— shorts that she’s apparently working on for Nike or some company like that, Eddie’s not entirely clear on that, either. She says a lot of fashion jargon-y words and evaluates him from a bunch of different angles before she says, “I think they work.”

    “I think they’re sort of short,” Eddie tells her. Bev just laughs and lightly smacks him on the ass. Eddie makes a face at her.

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    New Year's Eve 2016 (and New Year's Eve Eve 2016).

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    Richie accidentally sees Eddie wearing nothing but *the* red shorts and confessions happen.
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    “You can touch me,” Eddie said. His head bowed slightly, looking through his eyelashes at Richie.

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    Eddie seems in better spirits than before, and he gets some of the playful gleam back in his eyes after a few minutes, shoving Richie off the dock and into the water while laughing loudly. Richie comes up for air, water dripping all over his glasses, and the sight of Eddie’s head thrown back with laughter is enough to make him feel like he’s still below the surface, losing all his breath.

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    Or, the Losers take a vacation together and Richie pines like it’s his goddamn job.

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    “Hey, Eddie.” He swallows, all of the saliva in his mouth has gone tacky with sudden anxiety. He doesn’t know if he’s talking more to Eddie or himself when he continues. “Don’t freak out.”

    “Richie?”

    “You should come stay with me.” There, it’s out there. He feels better for all of half a second before he realizes he was kind of vague and it kind of sounds like he’s inviting Eddie to move in with him. “I mean, just until your train situation is better.”

    “Um,” Eddie says.

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    The radio flicks off. Eddie waits in silence for a few seconds, heart beating fast in his chest. The sound of bare feet slapping against tile signals someone coming then who he assumes to be Richie rounds the corner and —

    Oh.

     
    Oh.

     
    Richie has nothing on except a towel tied loosely around his waist. And he has a really good body. Droplets of water fall to the tile floor from the mop of damp, dark curls on his head. He has approximately one million freckles scattered all over his pale skin like constellations. His mouth is slightly open, eyebrows raised in surprise. Eddie’s eyes flicker from his toned stomach to his sharp cheekbones and dark eyes. I’m gonna pass out, Eddie thinks, I’m gonna pass out and this ridiculously attractive asshole will have to witness it.

    “Oh. Hi.” Eddie clears his throat and hopes Richie can’t see his blushing cheeks through his slight sunburn. “I’m, um, Eddie. Eddie Kaspbrak? I’m supposed to be writing an article about you for the school newspaper?”

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    It simply did not make sense. In no universe did the cute guy with the curly hair and the brown doe eyes and the freckles, the guy who was way out of Richie’s league, by the way, the guy Richie had been pining over for the better part of two months, with his deadly little booty shorts and his truly fatal comebacks, want Richie back. It just didn’t happen.

    And yet…

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    Eddie has always, always loved Richie’s hands, large and masculine. He’d spent years of his adolescence trying to figure out how to get Richie’s hands on him, in any capacity, and spent the last few months doing the same, if not more obviously and much more successfully. They’re spread wide on Eddie’s hips now, holding him in place.

    Eddie laughs, a little shakily, and turns his head to look back at Richie over his shoulder, “Richie, what-”

    What,” Richie interrupts him, tugging at the hem of his shorts, “are these?”

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    “Wow.” Eddie said as Frank N. Furter began his lines addressing (or rather undressing) Brad and Janet as he took them to his lab.

    “Yeah” Stan agreed, turning to whisper to Eddie. “Richie was made for this show.”

    Eddie froze. Richie? The graceful, sexy man adorned in lingerie standing not five feet away from him was Richie “I fucked your mom” Tozier? Eddie’s eyes widened as he slowly recognized his best friend. Without the glasses and the tacky band tees paired with oversized button downs, Richie was transformed.

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    Richie feels his cheeks growing hot—maybe it wasn’t a good idea, to tell Eddie. “Y’know what, forget it. I didn’t say anything.”

    “You liked me when we were thirteen?” Eddie asks. His thumbs are drawing circles over Richie’s hipbones. “Richie,” he repeats. “That’s so sweet.”
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    Richie forgot Eddie, but he remembers him again, little by little.

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    If Beverly wasn’t setting him up for the world's meanest prank, then she was telling the truth. And so was Stan, so was Mike. Eddie’s feelings for Richie were mutual. All this time orbiting each other so carefully, not knowing where the other stood, not wanting to make the first move and risk ruining everything. In truth, they have only ever delayed the inevitable.

    And Eddie had decided that he was done waiting.

    “The track shorts are a good idea,” Bev muses over the phone, looking far more contemplative than she should while trying to get her friends laid. “I think he likes those cute red ones best.”

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    Neither of them moves for a minute, Richie reading an article on his phone, Eddie doing—something, Richie honestly has no clue. He doesn’t even look up until Eddie clears his throat pointedly.

    Eddie is still standing at the table, picking at the label on the milk jug. His damp hair is combed back neatly and he’s wearing an old shirt and his red shorts. “Oh,” Richie says, a grin spreading over his face. “You’re wearing your fuck-me shorts.”

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    Eddie wasn’t entirely sure why, but he felt tears welling in his eyes. He knew that it was hurting him to see Richie so weak, he had usually been the backbone to everyone’s happy mood. Whenever one of the Losers was having a bad day, Richie was the one to lift their spirits, Eddie always loved that about him. This feeling was easy for him to understand, but he knew that this wasn’t why he was crying. He knew he was crying about something much deeper. His emotions simply weren’t sure how to cope with a love like this. It had been a love so strong, but so dormant for so long. Neither boy has crossed the line of speaking about their feelings, let alone acting on it. It was overwhelming for Eddie, but at the same time he never wanted to leave. He wanted to hold Richie forever, he wanted to be held by Richie forever. He just wanted Richie forever.

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    “You just want me for my money,” Richie sighs dramatically.

    “Well it’s definitely not for your personality,” Eddie says, voice low, and presses his palm against his lower stomach.

    There’s a long, weighty pause, and then Richie says, “You in bed?”

    Eddie grins. “Yeah.”

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    in which eddie kaspbrak goes on a reality dating show and meets his best friend, his perfect match, and richie tozier. unfortunately, they're all different people.

    this fic has everything: copious amounts of alcohol, mtv's terrence j, bad twitter flirting, a clown of a relationship expert, creative television editing, a room specifically for sex, zip-lining, hashtags, meddling friends, truth or dare, glitter, pining, and short shorts

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    Follow the man he loved to Harvard — A brilliant move chock full of black suits that cupped his ass the right way, put his brain at maximum speed and proved his dedication to turning into an Edward Onassis. Eddie could put back beaches and real dreams in exchange for love.

     

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    the reddie legally blonde au no one asked me for at any point bc i’m out here anyway gays

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    Richie thinks it over, sure he could tell his boyfriend, sure he could say; ‘Hey Eddie, I love you more than life itself but we’re pushing eighteen and your ass and thighs, god bless them, are really starting to push those unbelievable short-shorts you love to their limit and the attention you get at school is driving me a bit up the wall.'

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    Eddie meets a stranger at a college party, and just cant resist that awful Hawaiian shirt. Full of banter (and fucking).

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    11
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    325
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    39
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