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    There are things that separate us all from the world. For Eddie Kaspbrak, it’s his standoffish nature, for Richie, it’s his hyperactivity. It just so happens, though, that those aspects of the boys’ lives are what brings them together. More or less.

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    The summer has ended and the Losers club is thrown into their last year of high school.

    Eddie thinks it'll be a breeze before he realizes... Richie is kinda hot?

    (I'm bad a summaries, this is just a self indulgent "im sad fic". Just high school shenanigans and boys falling in love)

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    In which Richie can't stop thinking about Eddie, gets his first job at the Derry Diner, teaches Eddie to tie a cherry stem, ruins their friendship, and takes him on an almost-date.

    And not in that order.

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    Edward Kaspbrak is a regular middle aged man, risk analyst for a famous insurance company. He has a wife he doesn't love, and a long list of problems, varying from chronic asthma to panic attacks.
    One day, refreshing his Facebook dash, his sight gets caught by a man with dumb square glasses who's telling very unfunny jokes in his stand up comedy show.
    But if these jokes really aren't funny, why is he watching one video after the other, binge watching all of his works? Why is listening to this Richie Tozier's show making him feel alive, more than he's felt in years?

    Basically: what if Eddie saw one of Richie's shows and decided to go after him before Mike's call?

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    "I'm sorry, I don't feel the same."

    Richie's head was pounding. It took everything in him to confess to Eddie that night. Even so, he should've known his feelings wouldn't be reciprocated.

    "Okay."

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    Sometimes Eddie hates every single stupid word Richie says.

    Or: How P!nk and Karaoke Started the Great Eddie Kaspbrak Gay Awakening.

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    And suddenly it’s as if he’s finally fully awake, like someone doused him with water, or smacked him or something equally terrible like that.

    He doesn’t know why, but this isn’t what he was expecting. Literally not at all, when all signs were pointing to this exact verdict.

    His eyes are first drawn to the floor. There are clothes sprawled all over it, and socks, and a hoodie, and a couple of jeans. Then of course, they’re drawn to Richie. Richie who’s fucking someone very vigorously on his bed. Eddie’s bed.

    or Eddie's mind is altered.

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    "C'était la fin de l'été, la rentrée pointait le bout de son nez, je n'avais aucune intention de rester clean et Richie Trashmouth Tozier était de retour à Derry."

    Sans filtre, mais avec humour et franchise, voici la dure histoire de la jeunesse de Derry à travers les yeux d’Eddie Kaspbrak, 17 ans, fraîchement sorti de désintox.

    [Histoire basée sur la série HBO, Euphoria.]

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    We were lovers in a past life....

    Eddie and Richie have loved each other for eons. Time and time again, their souls have found each other, and they've fallen in love, soulmates from the dawn of life. They've found eternity in each other, life after life, through every struggle and every fight. Each chapter is a different life for them, and explores a different time where Eddie and Richie fell in love. Within the same universe as the events of It, but with the promise that what happened wasn't the end for their souls, for their love.

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    Never trust a man whose smile steals the breath right from your lungs.

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    NINE CHANCES | REDDIE

     

    x x x x x

     

    In which Richie has nine chances to save Eddie's life.

     

    x x x x x

     

    ©AestheticWritingPro

    Started | 07|29|2018
    Ended | Unknown

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    Richie Tozier is an insecure mess late at night.

    Nothing can stop him from making a few phone calls to his friends, and one to his crush.

    "I love you, too, Richie."
    Richie paused.
    "Not in the same way."

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    "Who’s ready to run away with us to the sunny, beautiful, not-fucking-Derry LA!”

    ~~-~~

    It had been Eddie's idea and, truthfully, he had planned to do it alone. He'd send letters back to his friends and forever miss them but he never expected this.

    Who could expect all of his friends would join him in his search for someplace that he could actually call home. (Spoiler; he finds it in a really, really, cheesy way.)

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    Eddie Kasprak was always filled with guilt. He felt guilty when his father died with tubes and cancer eating away at him. He felt guilty when he disobeyed his mother.. He felt guilty when she died of a heart attack when he was fifteen, because sometimes deep down he thought it would be so much better if she was just out of his life. He felt guilty when his father’s sister moved to Derry from Bar Harbor, because she didn’t want Eddie to lose his mother and his friends and wanted to take care of him. He felt guilty those events with Robert "Bob" Gray. There were things Eddie felt guilty about that he couldn’t speak of. He kept them buried until the day they forced themselves to surface on September the 11th in 1992, when Eddie was finishing his first week of his junior year at 16 years old, when he ran into Henry Bowers and Patrick Hockstetter.

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    Eddie is normally pretty smart, and pretty competent. But Richie learns that apparently that doesn't last long once the sun sets, and honestly he really doesn't know if he should keep copying Eddie's answers on the homework

    The title is last minute, I swear the fic is good.

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    La chaleur de l’été peut faire faire aux gens faire des choses qu'ils ne feraient pas normalement.

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    Eddie is successful. He has a wife, a good job, a house, the safest car on the market, and insurance. Everything should be perfect, except it wasn't. Something was missing, and for the life of him, Eddie doesn't understand what. Derry is far behind him, and yet, when he receives a call inviting him back for the funeral of an old friend from Derry, he can't bring himself to refuse.
    In a series of events, Eddie finds himself more and more tangled in the bind of old memories, the Losers Club, and Richie Tozier. The world he hoped to forget has come back to him, whether he likes it or not.

    Basically, this headcanon takes place in a world where the only real evil is in other people and yourself, not clowns.

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    im Just gonna take a few sentences from the actual book because fuck summaries
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    Richie Tozier’s palms were starting to sweat. He had recently come into touch with his sexuality and he had planned on telling his friends, but the thought of them possibly hating him for it really bothered him. Richie’s biggest fear wasn’t just clowns, but being abandoned and alone. Loneliness made his skin crawl. He knew his friends wouldn’t disown him as a Loser, but ‘what if’s’ plagued his mind constantly. If they were anything like his parents were when they found out then Richie had no hope.

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    "Until old age takes you back to the weeds."

    Richie Tozier wasn't ready to grow up yet. He watched all his friends prepare for college and whatever else they planned, yet he felt left behind.

    He hadn't known what he was going to do with his life. He hadn't even been able to confess to his crush of nearly a decade.

    "I've loved you since we were kids."

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    Everyone knew Sonia Kaspbrak loved her son. Some would even say she loved him too much.

    They didn't even know the half of it.

    When Eddie finally confesses his secret to Richie, it's up to him to help undo the damage and show Eddie what actual love is meant to look like—and who it's supposed to come from.

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