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    He hates her. She loves him.

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    "The losers talk about lots of things. They talked about almost everything, but one specific topic was always avoided: Beverly’s dad. Eddie knew they avoided talking about her dad because it was a bad thing. Because her father was bad and it’s a heavy subject and no one can make jokes about it. That makes Eddie doubt himself. He thinks that if his mother was as bad as he thought, his friends would have noticed. She would also be a bad thing. But she wasn’t a forbidden subject, and Richie was always joking about her, and if it was “a good joke” about his mom, the rest of the losers would laugh along. Surely they wouldn’t do that if she was bad. Eddie knows that.

    So, either his mother isn’t really bad or he was a really good liar.

    Eddie doesn’t want to be a liar.

    He wants his mother to be good ."

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    It’s an odd thing, being a class clown that doesn’t make anyone laugh. Grinning widely in the halls that make him miserable. Not having a goddamn single person in that building that so much as tolerates him, let alone likes him. All the people in the world that love him can’t be here with him. As grateful as he should be that some people still do love him, he’s still hurting for the ones that stopped. The ones that cause that burning ache in his heart.

     

    Alternately: Richie can't deal with his feelings of abandonment very well.

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    “You belong to me until I am satisfied”

    What happens when a lover boy spark the attention of the stonehearted serial killer?

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    “wanna hit the hay?”
    Eddie giggled softly accepting his hand and allowing himself to be pulled up, “you can’t ask normally, can you Trashmouth?”
    Richie threw his arm over the latter's shoulder and pulled him in, “where's the fun in that Eds?”

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    The last thing Eddie expected in his mailbox was a letter with familiar handwriting addressed to his deadname.

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    ˚꒰ 𝐇𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 ˚ˑ ♡ ͎·˚
    ───────────○༉
    ││││﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀﹀
    │││ ˊ' ˗ˏˋ • ° ⸙᩠◟ • . ° ‧ 。 ˎˊ˗
    ││
    ││⚘ A story in which the losers try
    │ ˊ' to survive the nightmare
    │ that is The Purge.
    │ Will they resist the temptation
    Or succumb to their urges and chaos?
    𓏲࣪ ♡↬ ִֶָ𓂅 ⋆ ♡̷̷̷ ‧ 𓂃 𓈒𓏸 ♡̴﹆.

    𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱: 9/28/2021
    𝐄𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝: 𝐓𝐁𝐀

    ©Tearsrichochet 2021

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    Four idiots that share one brain cells between em Eddie Brock, Clint Barton , Wade Wilson , and Dan Lewis all go out and have a good time drinking partying late night McDonald’s runs …arrested for drunk in public and leaving ones (read: Eddie’s alien husband , VENOM in the happy meal box in the MCDONALDS) …wait what

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    Leggomyeggo:Eleven
    shouldistayorshouldigo:Will
    yeahimbiseggusal:Mike
    wingman:Max
    pizzaroll:Dustin
    jelloshot:Lucas
    gaydad:Robin
    gaymom:Steve
    billy:billy
    wtfami?:Johnatan
    Gayboi:Eddie
    yeahimgay:Richie
    Stanley:Stan
    Stuttery:Bill
    Haystack:Ben
    straightmike:Mike H.
    winterfire:Bev
    amigay?:greta
    iloveharry:Boris
    potterisnotmyname:Theo
    *hitsthequan*:Koktu
    Standaplug:Stan Barber
    imasmoothdude:Syd
    Dina<3:Dina
    rip:Liam
    braq:brad
    Cockstetter;Patrick
    Henry:Henry
    Connie:Connor
    formiles:Miles
    forflora:Flora

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    Eddie had many not so bright ideas, but this one takes the fucking cake.

    Where Eddie is a broke teenager and Richie is a strange but charismatic man who offers him a ride and it all goes downhill from there.
    Or whoops the person I kidnapped is an absolute chaotic mess can I return him?

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    Eddie's life was already complicated before he got a phone call from Derry, Maine. Now he has to kill a demonic clown and protect his superpowered problematic son while trying not to die (oh, and he's in love with his best friend)

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    “Where were you?”

    “I—” Eddie freezes. In all the time since he woke up in the car, he hadn’t once thought about what he was doing before. Now that he is thinking about it… well, he can’t recall. Try as he might, the last thing he remembers is waking up with Richie curled around him this morning, kissing his neck and promising to make Eddie breakfast. “Just went for a drive.”

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    My piece for the HallowRen's Spooktacular It Project

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    Richie almost gets hit by a motorcycle, but it’s okay because he’s immediately attracted to the boy on it. Eddie Kaspbrak. As cute as he is, he also happens to be Patrick Hocksetters younger brother.

    He was so screwed.

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    Eddie's twenty years old and he's back in Derry, the town he thought he'd escaped forever. Soon after he arrives, he begins to grapple with lost memories and dreams after running into a childhood friend he'd completely forgotten.

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    He thinks about (and scares himself, for a second, with the potency of it) the way it feels when Richie drapes himself over him when they’re gathered at the quarry or the clubhouse. The way his chin rests on the top of Eddie’s head and his chest presses to his back and his stupid bony arms cross in front of him to hold him in place even though they both know Eddie isn’t going anywhere. How he wouldn’t give up that kind of contact with Richie for the world.

    The security of it.

    And how hadn’t he realized before?

    *

    The story of the Lucky Seven and their terrible luck, a Turtle who doesn't quite understand humans, accidental telepathy, and Eddie Kaspbrak's many, many life struggles -- in the style of them all growing up, a little bit at a time, and what that entails.

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    "Is That Richie's Ring you're wearing?"

    "Mhm."

    "By the way, Where'd you meet him?"

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    "He didn’t feel sick though..He didn’t feel sick right now, While another boy’s tongue was licking into his mouth, devouring him whole. He didn’t feel ill while he was being pushed into the janitor closet’s shelves- He definitely didn’t feel sick at all when the other boy’s hands moved lower, to grasp the globs of his ass.

    Definitely not sick at all.

    This was the best moment of his life, Being held and thrown- Being kissed so rough and quick- Yet so, so, so sweet. He had never felt more longed for than in this moment. The rough calloused hands of the taller boy running up his arms, down his waist, back onto his hips.

    It was perfect.

    His name was Richie Tozier, and Eddie Kaspbrak was madly, irrevocably, and undoubtedly in love with him."

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    Eddie felt more free than he could have imagined.
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    Being back in his home state, even if it wasn’t quite where he grew up, was an exhilarating kind of nostalgia that opened up a world of possibilities for his future.

    Dare he think it… maybe he’d meet a guy here.

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    Between chapters 13 and 14 of Twitch! Goes my Heart. PWP not fully applicable to the main work. Can’t really be read alone but you can try!!

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    It goes like this: the whole way home from work, Eddie is fuming. First he was stuck in traffic, then the new intern spilled soup all over his new shirt, then his computer deleted the spreadsheets he’d been working on for weeks. Holy fuck, Eddie thinks, steaming. I can’t wait to rant about all this to Richie.

    “Richard Tozier, you will not believe the day I just- what the fuck is that.”

    Richie looks up from where he’s knitting a tiny sweater. And then he dares to say with a shrug, “A squirrel’s in the bathroom.”

    -

    AKA, Richie rescues a squirrel and Eddie figures some things out.

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    Stan tugs at his shorts. “ So, what is it about then?”

    Eddie suddenly looks very serious for a moment. He sits up, and when Richie goes to jump off his lap, Eddie is quick to snatch him back.

    “ It’s about Richie.”

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