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    Richie makes a lot of money making pornography, and he’s been able to support himself through college and graduation with it. He decided to stick with it, and he only really filmed with women. The first time he films with a man is a threesome, and his co star is very intriguing…and snappy.

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    Eddie accidentally discovers Richie’s dick is hair trigger.

    Or, the five times Eddie makes Richie come in his pants and the one time he doesn’t.

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    (Both boys are 20 in this and in college)
    Richie needs comfort and Eddie is eager to supply it- cute, cute cute!!
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    Richie hopped down from the counter, wincing as his feet made contact with the bathroom tile, and backed Eddie towards the wall, “Please.” Then, he added, “But only if you’re comfortable, okay? Don’t kiss me if you don’t want to, but… But I just need to know I have you, that you’re here, best friends or more.”
    To Richie’s surprise, Eddie nodded. Nodded, then smiled, and shoved Richie against the door. If only slightly, Richie registered the pain, the impact, but it was the good kind. Eddie grabbed his collar- not the one on his Hawaiian shirt, but the leather choker with a metal tag he liked to wear -, yanking Richie down. Involuntarily, and rather embarrassingly, he heard himself whimper.

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    Richie breathes a small sigh of relief. It must have been his imagination. A mixture of sleep deprivation and being caught up in whatever dream he was having before. He thinks he can sleep soundly, if he keeps his light on at least. He finally relaxes his limbs and turns to put his glasses on the nightstand.

    Except he’s met with wide, transparent gray eyes staring back at him.

    *******
    Or, I turn childhood Reddie into a Casper AU

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    "Ooh! Speaking of Bowers, you should tell them what you told me earlier, Ben." 

    "I don't know." Ben fiddles with his shirt. "It's really not that important.." 

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    After dying under Neibolt, Eddie wakes up in his 13-year-old body in the woods outside Hawkins, Indiana with nothing more than the clothes on his body and a message from a psychic god-turtle.

    ("Eddie Kaspbrak, saver of children...

    ...weird.")

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    Eddie Kaspbrak was in love with his best friend Richie Tozier. That was no secret to anyone except Richie himself. Everyone in their friend group knew, strangers could tell and always thought they were dating, that awkward “oh no we’re just friends” was always said in unison.

    Eddie was in love with his best friend alright, He constantly daydreamed about kissing Richie’s lips, he imagined they were soft, he thought of pulling those unruly black curls, and he thought of sliding his hands over every inch of Richie’s lanky, creamy pale body. He wanted to see those gorgeous blue eyes blown out with arousal, he wanted to feel how hard-

    “Eddie! Earth to Eddie!”

    Eddie was jarred out of his daydream, pink tinted his cheeks and he smiled apologetically at Bev, of course she brought him back to reality. They were at a bar waiting for Richie’s band to play, they always came to support their fellow loser whenever they could. Richie played covers, he played original songs he wrote, but Eddie didn’t care if he sang Baby Shark, he would never miss a show.

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    Eddie is fully hunched over, hacking his lungs out. Richie despises the sound of Eddie’s coughing. It’s so thick and wet and each individual cough sounds painful. It probably is.

    “Shit, Eds, I’m sorry.” Richie stumbles across the room to start pounding on Eddie’s back the way he’s done since they were kids. The coughs begin to subside and then Eddie is glaring up at Richie.
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    Richie Tozier is one hundred percent NOT in love with his best friend. Said best friend is kinda sorta dying right in front of him, but Richie's in the pits of denial at this point. Eddie can barely breathe but he isn't interested in putting up with Richie's bullshit anymore. Bev is a lesbian disaster, Stan pretends he isn't infatuated with the ever oblivious Bill, and Mike and Ben just kind of pick up the pieces every time one of them falls apart (which is often). Sick Eddie, worried Richie, etc.

    title from breath of life from florence + the machine

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    After surviving Derry the second go around, life undergoes some much needed upheaval for all the Losers. Eddie, having left his wife and his job, shows up on Richie's doorstep to find that he's just come out to his manager who dropped him like a hot potato. Eddie's got a business degree, so it can't be that hard. Rapidly, he and Richie progress into whatever unspoken thing it is that they have, but Richie might be antsy for a label. Maybe.

    [based on the scene in Schitt's Creek where David calls Patrick his boyfriend for the first time.]

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    Mikey: @bigbill hasnt said anything
    Eddiek: yeah he could be some sort of creep
    Bevvy: i dont think so
    Bevvy: everyone else turned out nice
    Bigbill: what the literal fucj
    Bigbill: i have 25 notifs for somthing i didnt even knoe existed

    An IT group chat fanfiction where everyone is gay, they all just met about 3 seconds ago, and Richie was adopted, but of course, he doesn't know that yet.

    Stick around because of all the shenanigans to get into, these 7 get into the most shenani-est shenanigans to ever shanan.

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    La verdad, podría haber elegido un mejor día, seamos francos. Podría haber elegido un día de solecito que caliente las mejillas y alegre el alma. Pero estamos en Derry, Maine, señoras y caballeros, un pueblo de mierda, con gente de mierda, infraestructuras de mierda y, por supuesto, un clima de mierda, y ni siquiera llueve, no. Unas feas nubes amenazan con mojarlo todo, pero solo dejan una fea humedad que provoca ansiedad.

    Porque sí señoras, señores, tortugas y monstruos devora niños durmientes, ni si quiera habiendo llamado a Derry se hubiera llamado Hellville, Deviltown o HellGates se acercarían remotamente a dar una idea de lo mierda que es dicho pueblo. Pero no, Derry.

    AKA

    Richie se termina confesando antes de tiempo, Eddie la caga y deben lidiar con las consecuencias.

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    For Eddie, college is scary. Sure, Portland is only a few hours away from Derry, from his mom, from the only life he's ever known, and sure, he has Bill and Stan at his side, but it's still all new and frightening. He had expected freedom to be something otherworldly, something entirely fantastic and now that he had it he didn't know what to do with himself. Lucky for him, Richie Tozier has lived in Portland for years now and is more than happy to be his tour guide and study partner.

    It's all fun here- just two idiots falling in love. There won't be any killer clowns or magical turtle gods- right? Just a sappy love story with a happy ending. Just the agonizingly slow falling of Eddie Kasprak for Richie Tozier, struggling through College side by side with a few other Losers to call their family. For sure.

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    Eddie loves Richie but didn't know how to show it.
    Richie loves Eddie and didn't know how to stop.

    (Updates on random days)

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    "Just a taste," Pretty Boy says, and wraps his lips around the top of the beer bottle between Eddie's thighs. He dips his tongue into the opening, curling it around the rim, looks up at Eddie from under his long dark eyelashes, and says, "Unless you'd let me have more."

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    There was a strange magnetism to their relationship. Where they repelled each other but were still somehow inexplicably drawn to one another.

    Eddie was like a spring coiled too tightly, in need of release. He raised his hands to Richie’s chest because like Richie he was antsy. He had to move, had to get rid of the tension that had built up in his body, had to demonstrate just how crazy Richie Tozier drove him.
    He had meant to push him away; He pulled instead.

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    Richie’s coworker, Mr. Uris, does not have an Instagram so Richie takes it upon himself to make sure his coworker stays up to date on all things funny.

    He also takes it upon himself to start up a trivia team.

    He also wishes he could remember Mr. Uris’s first name.

    Or where Stan likes the dumb memes Mr. Tozier leaves on his door, and does not remember Mr. Tozier’s first name.

    And the Losers find their way to each other because of trivia.

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    Dark eyes glared at the other man as he laughed and wiped away a few tears with his fingers underneath his glasses. “Sorry, the blood loss is making me a bit bold tonight.”

    “You barely lost any.” Eddie scoffed. “Plus, I have a feeling you’re like this all the time.”

    “Yeah? What tipped you off?”

    “Everything. Literally everything about you tipped me off.”

    The Annoyance sighed happily. “Mmm. I feel so known.”

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    Eddie is all sweaty after yoga and Richie is horny.

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    “Where am I?”

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    Just a coming of age Reddie fic lmao. It's going to be super long and slow burn, and It takes place when they are sophomores so there definitely wont be any smut. Some of the things that happen in chapter 1 are going to be included, even though I know they are younger when those events happen. But Pennywise does not exist so most of that movie didn't take place in this yet. I wouldn't recommended the first few chapters if your triggered by h*mophobia or violence, but I promise this isn't going to be centered around souley being gay or on h*mophobia. However, they are queer in the 80s and 90s so its hard not to include, especially with its role in the movies.

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