14 Works in Eddie Kaspbrak is a Little Shit
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Eddie's Epic Eros Escapade by MarionetteFtHJM
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
15 Nov 2019
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Eddie was so convinced he was going to die. That this, here in the cistern, would be it for him. He'd done it all right: he'd gone back home to help the Losers, he'd helped kill Pennywise the fucking space-clown and he'd made his last words a joke that Richie could be proud of. He was good to go - even if his last words weren't the ones he'd wanted to say. He was good to go. So, why wasn't he dead, then? More importantly: whose apartment is this and why is a small, angry woman ordering him to get dressed and get to work?
(Or: Eddie gets a chance to tell Richie how he feels but he has to beat the time limit he has before Richie makes the worst mistake of his life and marries some rando)
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- Part 1 of The Alliteration Archives
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What's Left by Katherine04 for blaze_runner
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
10 Nov 2019
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Pennywise is gone, dead. They squeezed It's heart until it popped. Richie should be celebrating, not crying and wrapping himself up in Eddie's clothes, breathing in the scent of the man he left to rot.
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Near the opening of the sewer, Eddie breathes for the first time in almost three hours. -
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The other five chuckle at the two’s antics, and it’s only then that something dawns on Ben so quick he nearly chokes on his beer.
“Holy shit,” he splutters, because how the fuck did it take him this long to fucking realise.
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The others wise up to Richie and Eddie's bullshit and try to do something about it. They... kinda pull it off?
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Richie and Eddie have explored a very casual D/s dynamic, but they've never really engaged in a serious roleplay, and Eddie's never taken the Dominant role before. They both like things the way they've gone, but Richie's also thought switching could be hot.
Their first time doing both, and all of Richie's fantasies of what his demanding little spitfire could be like when put in control in the bedroom are suddenly dashed on the rocks of reality-- when Eddie Kaspbrak plays doctor, he doesn't mess around.
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Eddie furiously scrubs at his thin fingers, desperately trying to scrub the acrylic paint off that’s caked on. He groaned in frustration, squirting another pile of soap between his hands and massaging at the paint until it started slowly bleeding off his skin and coloring the water trickling down the drain. He felt his heartbeat starting to slow as he managed to rub the paint away and out of sight from any unwanted eyes. Specifically, the eyes of his mother, who would undoubtedly be furious at Eddie for even being near paint. “Eddie-bear, those fumes could make you have an asthma attack!” Or better yet, “Eddie, I refuse to let you get that toxic nonsense on your body, your skin is too sensitive, it might irritate it.”
Or, Eddie Kaspbrak likes to paint and Richie Tozier's birthday is coming up.
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Richie walked up to Eddie with a slow clap and a grin on his face.
"Eddie spaghetti! I didn't know you could sing!"
"It's because I can't," Eddie said, trying to pick up his papers. "And you scared the shit out of me."
"So I see," Richie said, picking up a notebook. He examined it and flipped through the pages, only to have Eddie try to snatch it away.
"Chillax Eddie!" Richie said, closing the notebook and handing it to him. He shoved his hands in his pockets and rocked back and forth on his feet. "You've got a really great voice, deadass."
Eddie snorted and giggled, "Deadass? Really?"
"Yeah," Richie said, "are you singing in a band? The battle of the bands is in two months."
"I wish I could," Eddie admitted, "but I'm not cut out for it."
"Sure you are! Your talent is to good to go to waste Ed's!" Richie smiled wide. "And hey, my band needs a lead singer, and I'd think you'd be perfect for it-"
"RICHIE TOZIER YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS HERE NOW!"
Richie laughed nervously and grabbed some drumsticks from a bin.
"Do me a favor and meet me here after school next friday!" And with that, he sped off before Eddie could say anything.
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Uh-Oh Spaghettihoes by SolarArmageddon
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, Stranger Things (TV 2016)
21 Oct 2019
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Richie doesn't know how to act but...wbk
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"Wait, Eds, shit, right against the door? Shouldn't we like, go to the bed or something?"
Eddie looked to contemplate it for a second, before shaking his head. "You could go again."
Oh. So that's how the night was going to go.
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Thanks for the memories (even though they weren't so great) by LittleTurtle95
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
15 Oct 2019
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Edward Kaspbrak is a regular middle aged man, risk analyst for a famous insurance company. He has a wife he doesn't love, and a long list of problems, varying from chronic asthma to panic attacks.
One day, refreshing his Facebook dash, his sight gets caught by a man with dumb square glasses who's telling very unfunny jokes in his stand up comedy show.
But if these jokes really aren't funny, why is he watching one video after the other, binge watching all of his works? Why is listening to this Richie Tozier's show making him feel alive, more than he's felt in years?Basically: what if Eddie saw one of Richie's shows and decided to go after him before Mike's call?
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pennied wise the dancing bitch by Know_Your_Paradoxes
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
03 Oct 2019
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Chapstick Season by imaginativecurls
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti) RPF, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
27 Sep 2019
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Richie makes fun of Eddie's obsession with chapstick and when Richie runs out his own, he asks Eddie for some of his.
Except Eddie is petty and wants to teach Richie a lesson.
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The Other One by MissCellophane
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), IT - Stephen King, IT (2017)
16 Jul 2019
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The Party meets Richie and Eddie. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
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Eddie Kaspbrak and Richie Tozier fell apart. Eddie moved to New York City in 1995 and was later joined by Beverly Marsh who became not only his best friend but also a stellar manager. Eddie fell in love with dancing, while Richie became a freelance musician. They seemed to have lost each other for good until fate brought them back together to give their love a second chance.
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“You don’t look like a smoker, Mike Hanlon.”
Neon lights are deceiving and sticky summer air is hazy, but the voice that cuts through it all belongs to a body named Richie Tozier. Mike thinks— no, he knows.
“You know me,” Mike breathes, 70 percent of his bodyweight now rests against a purple brick wall. The other 30 percent remains spry and ready to jump at a moment’s notice (Beverly throwing up again. Eddie, all 120 pounds of fury in him, getting him into another fight). The wall turns green, then melts to blue in succession, along with the reflection in Richie’s glasses. The air turns orange soon after with a flick of a lighter. “I’ll try anything once.”