1 - 20 of 67 Works in Eddie Kaspbrak is Bad at Feelings

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    The last thing Eddie expected in his mailbox was a letter with familiar handwriting addressed to his deadname.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,110
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    853
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Richie almost gets hit by a motorcycle, but it’s okay because he’s immediately attracted to the boy on it. Eddie Kaspbrak. As cute as he is, he also happens to be Patrick Hocksetters younger brother.

    He was so screwed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    67,710
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2639
  3. Tags
    Summary

    In the small town of Derry, word spread like wildfire that a thirteen-year-old boy had been arrested for brutal violence on another member of their little society.

    By ten o’clock the next morning, everyone and their mother had heard the news...

    That Richie Tozier had been arrested for “savagely murdering” Henry Bowers.

     

    or

     

    Richie is released from prison twenty years after the death of Henry Bowers.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,765
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    89
    Kudos:
    172
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    2548
  4. Tags
    Summary

    “Oh my god.” Eddie pinches the bridge of her nose. “I’m gonna go.” She turns around. “I think I saw another dispensary on the way here.”

    “Wait wait wait!” the woman shouts, nearly tripping over her feet as she scrambles to escape the archipelago of the counter. Her voice is pleading when she says, “Don’t go to Say Yes to the Cannabis. Their manager is a fucking dick and they have the worst shit. I swear—I’m done teasing.”

    As if to convince Eddie that she’s on her best behavior, she attempts to flatten the frizzy top of her head and proudly straightens her name-tag. Covered in peeling stickers and written over with sharpie, it reads 'Richie' in messy handwriting.

     

    The classic Sapphic tale of Girl Meets Girl in a Medical Marijuana Dispensary.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,902
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    148
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    1606
  5. Tags
    Summary

    In which Richie and Eddie have a late-night/early morning chat

     

    or: probably my most meta fic

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,978
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    704
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Eddie has to skip his first semester of school in order to help his aunt tend to her farm states away. What starts as the worst fall season of his life slowly turns into something different as he gets closer with the other boy his aunt recruited to help from a neighboring farm. Richie is insufferable, but for some reason Eddie can’t stop wondering what it would feel like to kiss him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,168
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    400
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Richard Toizer is convinced he has a crush on Beverley Marsh. Why else, when her and Eddie start acting like a couple, does he get jealous? Turns out.. hes jealous of something else.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    857
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    27
    Hits:
    446
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Eddie Kaspbrak was in love with his best friend Richie Tozier. That was no secret to anyone except Richie himself. Everyone in their friend group knew, strangers could tell and always thought they were dating, that awkward “oh no we’re just friends” was always said in unison.

    Eddie was in love with his best friend alright, He constantly daydreamed about kissing Richie’s lips, he imagined they were soft, he thought of pulling those unruly black curls, and he thought of sliding his hands over every inch of Richie’s lanky, creamy pale body. He wanted to see those gorgeous blue eyes blown out with arousal, he wanted to feel how hard-

    “Eddie! Earth to Eddie!”

    Eddie was jarred out of his daydream, pink tinted his cheeks and he smiled apologetically at Bev, of course she brought him back to reality. They were at a bar waiting for Richie’s band to play, they always came to support their fellow loser whenever they could. Richie played covers, he played original songs he wrote, but Eddie didn’t care if he sang Baby Shark, he would never miss a show.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,723
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    148
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2667
  9. Tags
    Summary

    The gathering at Derry and subsequent defeat of Pennywise brought a lot to the Losers Club, to say the least. Friendship, growth, freedom, and even romance for certain members. It also brought something that none of the Losers, and perhaps even the man himself, didn’t expect: Confident Richie.

    Or:

    Richie adopts a new swagger. He’s still the same Hawaiian shirt dressing, bad your-mom-joke making, four-eyed Trashmouth…y’know, just with more self-appreciation and less constant worrying over other people’s opinions on him. Oh and more dick jokes.

    Eddie can’t handle it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,713
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    652
  10. Tags
    Summary

    It takes a village to raise a baby. For an adult regressing to a baby, however, it takes a Losers Club.

    With Richie going on a five day business trip, the group has declared it the perfect opportunity to meet little Eddie. For one day and night each, Mike, Stan, Bill, Ben, and Bev will all get an opportunity to "babysit" a regressed Eddie. Eddie, having never taken such a massive step without Richie, is fearful. Taking place over the course of one week, these seven chapters will follow little Eddie throughout this experience.

    Perhaps this experience is just what Eddie needs to learn to trust his friends, and maybe even himself, among other lessons.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,687
    Chapters:
    6/7
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2640
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Eddie loves Richie but didn't know how to show it.
    Richie loves Eddie and didn't know how to stop.

    (Updates on random days)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,588
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    493
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Twenty-one year old Eddie Kaspbrak knows something is wrong with him.

    He's knows he isn't like other men. He's not big and he's not strong. He can't grow a beard and he's never kissed a girl. 

    When he catches sight of Richie Tozier on TV, he knows Richie is everything he wants to be. 

    Confusing attraction for admiration, Eddie boards a plane to LA intent on finding Richie. 

    His plan? To learn how to be a man just like Richie.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,407
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    125
    Kudos:
    306
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    4768
  13. Tags
    Summary

    Objectively, the sight of someone shaking a pan of vegetables should not turn him on so much, but virtually anything Richie does has the ability to turn Eddie on at this point. And so, right there in the kitchen, he resolves to do something. He doesn't know what yet, but he's got to do something.

    or, Eddie comes up with increasingly absurd ways to get Richie to look at his ass.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,639
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    404
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    4229
  14. Tags
    Summary

    After acquiring a pre-fiancé at Thanksgiving, Eddie goes to Los Angeles, New York and back to Atlanta again.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,984
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    312
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    2742
  15. Tags
    Summary

    Eddie hates Tuesdays. This Tuesday is particularly bad. Unfortunately, Richie will always put himself directly in the line of fire.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,237
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    517
  16. Tags
    Summary

    “Richie…” Eddie addresses timidly, voice growing more shaky the more he speaks, “... what if when people leave Derry, something just clicks, and makes sense to them, like, all of it, and they don’t think, or talk about it ever again? What if the people who leave - what if they forget each other, you know? Like, what if when you move out of this town, you, like - wake up? The way people do from bad dreams? What if you - what if you leave, and you forget about me -”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,195
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1277
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Richie's crying, there's tears running down his face, down his neck, the collar of his shirt is wet. "We can fix this!"

    Eddie isn't much better. "Fix what? There's nothing here for us, Richie."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,339
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    350
  18. Tags
    Summary

    The failures of self control.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,271
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    154
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    4105
  19. Tags
    Summary

    TW for basically the entire story: mentions of drug use, addiction, homophobic middle class white women, internalized homophobia, alcohol

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,827
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    83
    Kudos:
    286
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    4256
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Several moments pass. Then: "Oh... my... God. Are you seriously this fucking stupid? Richie. Come on. It is me, you big idiot!" From out of nowhere, a ghostly invisible hand comes down on Richie's shoulder.

    He screams. 

    "No! No! That's not true - that's impossible!" shouts Richie in the first Voice that comes to mind. It sounds ridiculous, but he doesn't care. His pulse is so sped up that he can barely feel it. Tingles run up and down his spine; he shivers with a sudden chill.

    "Dude! Are you fucking kidding me?! You can't actually be doing Luke fucking Skywalker with me right now, can you? Are you that fucking-" The same ghostly hand becomes briefly visible and cuts through the air in a karate-chop motion. "Fucking listen to me, dickwad!"

    Richie shuts up, fast.

    or

    After dying, Eddie becomes Richie's guardian angel.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,695
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    902

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Pages Navigation