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    Eddie Kaspbrak has lived his whole life being told that he's delicate, and he's not. And nearly bleeding out in an alien fear demon's lair has helped him realize that--as well as what he can live through. It puts his priorities in some perspective.

    What he is, is injured. And married. To like, a woman. And gay. And stupidly, stupidly in love with Richie Tozier, after all these years. And he'd like to use his new lease on life to act on many of these things, if only Richie would cooperate.

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    Eddie is getting divorced.

    “Hi Bev” Richie says sliding an arm around Eddies waist and leaning his chin on his shoulder kissing the side of his face.

    “Anyway, it actually went much better than I expected it to.” Eddie tells her pushing a hand into Richie’s hair pushing his face away from his neck and propping the phone against his leg so he can fight Richie off with both hands

    “Great I figured she’d put up a fight”

    “I didn’t really give her a chance.  I went in told her there was nothing real between us and that I wanted out and there was nothing she could do to change my mine”

    “that’s great Eddie I’m proud of you”

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    Richie Tozier, one of the most searched names on pornhub, returns to Derry to murder a clown. Eddie tries his hardest to not watch his best friend get railed on the internet.

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    "Um... Where do babies come from?"

    "You literally do porn for a living, Richie. You should know this"

    Richie rips his hand from Eddie's lax grip to press it against his own stomach. He looks up at him, eyes wide and hazy, "Eddie... am I pregnant?" he asks seriously.

    The maybe-nurse snorts out a laugh, "You're on the good stuff, huh?"

    "I murdered a clown and all I got was this stupid t-shirt and some drugs", Richie mumbles, more focused on the way his lips are buzzing than the actual words he's saying.

    The seemingly-a-nurse laughs again, "I've had a guy convince himself he was Taylor Swift on morphine before, but clown murdering porn star is a new one".

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    As soon as Myra was out of sight, Eddie turned his, admittedly intense, attention back to Richie. "Rich," he said seriously, gripping his biceps. "I promise you. As soon as possible, we will one hundred percent unpack and sort through every single thing you just said with a fine tooth comb, but right now, I really need your help leaving my wife."

    Richie blinked, the shadow of an understandably confused grin creeping onto his lips. "My perfect Wednesday night. Ruining a marriage and a long, drawn out talk about feelings."

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    Eddie gets some therapy, Eddie gets divorced, and Eddie goes to California to see if he and Richie could be something more than friends. Unfortunately, Richie doesn't show up to the Losers reunion pool party at Bill's house alone, and no one's equipped to handle it like an adult.

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    “Hey, uh,” Eddie asks, face falling. “Who’s that?”

    “What?” Bill twists his whole torso to stare, like an obvious fucking goon. Eddie wants to slap him. “Oh. Her? Richie’s date? Her name’s Sandy.” He shrugs and takes a sip of his beer.

    “Maybe you should introduce yourself,” Bev suggests mildly. He hasn’t told her -- or anyone -- about Richie, but maybe that was a mistake. She’s looking at him like she knows something.

    “His date? Who the fuck would date Richie?”

    “Um,” Bev says. “That’s a question.”

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    Всю жизнь Эдди Каспбраку говорили, какой он хрупкий, что, собственно, было ложью. И он, едва не умерев от потери крови в логове космического демона, смог это осознать. А также то, что он может выжить. Это ставит его приоритеты в некоторую перспективу.
    И на данный момент он ранен. И женат. Ну, на женщине. И гей. И по-глупому влюблён в Ричи Тозиера после всех этих лет. И он хотел бы воспользоваться своей новой жизнью, исходя из всех этих вещей, если только Ричи пойдёт на встречу.

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    Recently separated Eddie Kaspbrak is desperately looking for an apartment to move into and Richie just offers his New York apartment that he keeps for comedy tours and meetings in the city.

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    Podfic of IfItHollers work!
    “ Eddie Kaspbrak has lived his whole life being told that he's delicate, and he's not. And nearly bleeding out in an alien fear demon's lair has helped him realize that--as well as what he can live through. It puts his priorities in some perspective.

    What he is, is injured. And married. To like, a woman. And gay. And stupidly, stupidly in love with Richie Tozier, after all these years. And he'd like to use his new lease on life to act on many of these things, if only Richie would cooperate.”

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    С помощью весьма нетрадиционного способа Эдди, наконец, доказывает себе (и своему прошлому), что в кинках нет ничего плохого, особенно когда разделяешь их со своим парнем.

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    Richie Tozier has had a bad week, but his friends are taking him out to karaoke to celebrate his coming out. The only problem? Richie is still in love with his married best friend and hasn't said a word.

    Despite that small issue, he decides to sing a song that practically puts his feelings on display for all to see, assuming that Eddie won't understand.

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    Things didn’t end well at last years holiday party. After Eddie’s divorce, he’s not confident this next one will end much better.

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    Richie has the losers come stay with him for a week. Eddie is still married to Myra and she agrees to go because she thinks Eddie is seeing someone else. she suspects it's Bev and while they are there keeps trying to catch them every time Eddie wonders off and after a few missed attempts she succeeded but its not what she thinks

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    The idea of bars had always been a little disgusting in Eddie’s opinion. A crowd of sweaty people packed together, laughing, burping, and and who knows what else all over each other seemed off putting at the best of times.

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    Collaboration with petithiccup for the 2021 clowtown reverse bang!

    He realised, the second he saw Edward Kaspbrak in his middle-aged glory, that he had finally found what he had been clumsily looking for, for decades. For lifetimes.

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    If Eddie is being completely honest with himself, he’d sooner go back into the Derry sewers than deal with his wife.

    He’s trying to tell himself that it’s only because he’s thinking about it too much. He didn’t get this much time to ruminate about dealing with the clown. He was simply thrust into that absurd situation, as well as thrown right back into an awakening of his soul. Thrown into the spirals of love he had — and has — felt for two people he’d unknowingly held onto for two decades.

    Both Richie and Stan had already completed the severances of their old lives; now it was Eddie’s turn.

     

    —prompt requested by anon

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    The Losers club celebrates winning their final battle against Pennywise and Richie wants to confess his love but is reminded about Myra.

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    God, he wished there was therapy to help get over interdimensional clown trauma.
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    Six months after the events in Derry that nearly killed Eddie, he and Richie have moved to Seattle, Washington to get away from all the bad memories. They think they're in luck when they find an extremely nice condo for a reasonable price. The area is good, the neighbors are quiet, and it seems the perfect place to start anew. Unfortunately, things are never so easy for members of the Losers Club. If they'd known the condo was built where Rose Red once stood, they would have never bought it. Now they're stuck and the ghosts of the pasts aren't so easy to get rid of.

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    It had been two years since Eddie and Myra got divorced, and Myra decided to watch a stand up comedy show to cheer herself up. It didn’t work.
    (Written in past tense)
    (Based on this prompt: https://pin.it/6H77Uh8)

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    literally just Eddie gets divorced

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