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    “Do you hear yourself, Roland?” Eddie asks, lowering his voice and putting on his best Schwarzenegger impression. “Your clothes… give them to me now. You sound like the fuckin’ terminator.”

    “Or stand here blathering like a fool till the world’s moved on,” Roland offers dryly.

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    Eddie wishes he remembered clearly, which… yeah. It’s not exactly sharp clear. He remembers… bits and pieces from every loop, and everything from the last one, but it’s not like he has a clear picture. Probably a good thing, since he’s halfway sure he couldn’t handle it if he did. “I mean,” he says, “until we got to the top, I didn’t realize. But when we did… I just got hit with knowing and I remembered parts of the other times. It probably makes no fucking sense. Some of those times there were… other people that didn’t come back. Jake and I were the only ones who always were drawn, I guess, but if you ask me how that worked or why the universe hated our common friend that much, I got nothing. Absolutely fucking nothing. I don’t even know if Roland remembers more than us – Jake doesn’t, it’s the same as me.”

     

    “I mean,” Cuthbert says, sipping his whiskey, and are they the same age? Is he actually younger than Eddie is at this point? Fuck knows, “I can’t blame you, and somehow it sounds exactly like Roland to have ended up in that specific fucking conundrum.”

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    in which they still go looking for the Tower. IN SPACE. Now WITH AN ACTUAL PLOT.

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    A moment between a gunslinger and a city boy in a lonely place.

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    I have not forgotten the songs of my junkie boyfriend. A Time Life Collection, only $9.99.

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    a collection of random ficlets I wrote for tumblr prompts - updates whenever I take them on there in the future.

    update 2/5/2020:

    asoiaf/got: sandor/sansa + 'I wish we had more time', stannis/davos 'you look like shit';
    the man from uncle: ot3, 'I really can’t stitch that if you don’t hold still will you stop squirming for two minutes', napoleon/illya 'It’s not as bad as it looks';
    the witcher: jaskier/geralt/yennefer, 'We need to act quickly–he doesn’t have much time';
    MCU: bruce/tony/stephen strange, 'What on earth were you thinking?'

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    Where I store horror/Halloween-themed prompts I took on tumblr throughout the years.

    ASOIAF, modern au: theon brings wex trick or treating; robb brings his siblings trick or treating, ends up at theon's (throbb); tyrion and bronn bring joffrey trick or treating and hate it (tyrion/bronn, throbb); rhaegar and lyanna bail, catelyn brings jon trick or treating; sansa gets lost in a hay maze, robb rescues her; theon adopts a kitten during a horror movie marathon; theon and robb hunt ramsay's ghost (reincarnation au); theon/robb haunt a mall that's been built over winterfell centuries later.

    ASOIAF, canon + horror: theon's son meets robb's ghost; undead!robb saves sansa post-rw; RW AU where robb gets to live; jaime and brienne get stuck in the haunted twins post-RW.

    ASOIAF + other AUs: SPN AU (jon and sansa), 19th century gothic reincarnation AU (jon and robb);

    MCU: bruce/natasha, he sees her life through mirrors; GOTG, the Milano is haunted.

    Dark Tower: hs au where everyone brings Jake trick or treating (roland/eddie and others); pre-canon festivities in Gilead (roland and cuthbert and alain);

    TMFU: napoleon and illya get stuck in a haunted house (pre-slash).

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    Eddie stares at the cup for a good minute, trying to tell himself that what he has just seen is sleep deprivation or something else, but - but he’s had nine hours of sleep tonight and it can’t be that, and while it sounds totally insane maybe - just maybe -

    “Man, have I gone insane or did I really try to help you save the universe once upon a time?”

    For a moment the man - Roland - says nothing.

    Then.

    “Why did the dead baby cross the road?”

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    Eddie has a strange desire and doesn't know how to express it. Luckily, the object of his desire is a little more perceptive than most.

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    A gunslinger and a needle freak camp out on a beach. It's like the start of a bad joke.

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    The Gunslinger wants to love.

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    Разговор Роланда с Эдди перед закатом.

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    There'll be water if God wills it.

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    Катберт приходит к Эдди во сне, он так давно ждал возможности хоть как-нибудь сказать Роланду о своем существовании.

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    the last beam falls before the Dark Tower is reached. Roland and Eddie are stuck in Maine until the world moves on for good.

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    Then he just goes and asks Roland who he is one day, out of mere exasperation and feeling like his stomach has been turned inside out, and the answer is your destiny and it’s fucking terrifying.

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    “Man, you lost two damned fingers, not your hat. They’re… fuck, I dunno, a part of you, maybe? You’re allowed to miss them. Hell, you’re even allowed to call them Smith and Wesson and mourn them and come to terms with the fact that they’re in some of these things’ stomachs instead of just touching there. Which, if you forgot, or as you’re ignoring, won’t help you.”

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    "I was driven thence by foul winds for a space of nine days upon the sea, but on the tenth day we reached the land of the Lotus-eaters..." - Odyssey, Book IX

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    Eddie never even kissed him. WIP. No idea where this is going.

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    Language:
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