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    If Hawkeye hadn’t shot him in his automail, Ed knew he'd be in worse condition. He was a fugitive of the military, likely declared dead. If they didn't it would be an insult to her skills. Besides, a fall of that distance should've killed him. But he was alive and the military wanted him dead. What happened??

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    In hindsight, facing off against Thor and Odin would really have been a better move than falling into the abyss. Dying would have been his first choice, but as his track record showed, Loki didn’t usually get what he wanted.

    AKA: When Loki falls from the Bifrost, he lands in Truth's domain instead of Thanos'.

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    Ed's just trying to help Mustang out, and comes across something unexpected in Roy's bedroom drawers. It's more distracting than he'd have thought.

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    As a half Amestrian and half Ishvalan State Alchemist, Minerva Mineau struggles to find her footing in an unequal society. Despite the obstacles, she continues to fight for what is best and to achieve justice for the mistreatment of her people. But once a terrible conspiracy is uncovered that puts everyone in grave danger, her skills are put to the ultimate test to help the Elric brothers and company save humanity.

    (remix from my old fic posted under my old account)

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    Edward hurried into the office, holding a small stack of books in his arms that he picked up from a library, his face was very flushed. Golden yellow flowers, known as primroses, were gently placed into his braid, another one was tucked between his right ear. The red collar of his coat was pulled as high as it'll go.

    The teen's ears were tinted pink and he seemed seemed a tad out of breath. Maybe he ran back? Edward did his best to regain his posture, straightening his back out and clearing his throat.

    "You alright there, Chief?"

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    "Lǎoshī?" Greed clumsily repeated to Edward.

    Edward raised an eyebrow in response. "You should know it," Edward paused to let out a frustrated sigh - he needed to make dinner not explain things to Greed; you would think with being hundreds of years old the homunculus would have picked up a language or two.

    "Actually, Ling would know it," Edward corrected. "Lǎoshī means teacher in Xingese."

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    She bows low, her arms against her sides, saying something even Gal doesn't seem to understand. Then she points at herself, before pointing at the man.

    “Sakura,” she says. “Sasuke.”

    Gal smiles, the kind that Barukh cherishes. “Welcome to Ishval, Sakura.”

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    Roy's been gone for almost two months, and Ed's miserable.

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    Edward's ex sends him a tiger as thank you for the boot they shared together in Gluttony's stomach. It goes as well as you'd expect.

    Or a drabble where Ling was an idiot, Roy was a bastard, and Edward's mood was fml.

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    And Roy, the incredible moron he could be at times, was currently digging the heel of his right military issue boot very thoroughly in Ed’s toes. He would have applauded his lover for that had the iron-infused piece of fucking rubber not been digging in his toes, since they were both kneeling and it was almost physically impossible to get the back of a foot anyhwere near the ground, let alone generate enough pressure to hurt this fucking much.

    “I don’t mean to be rude,” He whisper yelled in the other’s ear, “But would you maybe mind leaving my toes in one piece. I swear to god Roy, it almost seems like you do it on purpose.”

    Roy shifted slightly, succesfully removing his heel from the blonde’s flesh foot, reassuring the now pain-free man in the meantime. “I promise I would never hurt you on purpose,” Then the Führer tilted his head slightly, glancing at Ed from the corners of his eyes while quirking one corner of his mind a little. “Unless you are into that, of course”

    Ed promptly decided he would be the only now of them sleeping in a proper bad tonight.

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    “This isn't about the automail, is it?”

    (This story starts with a wrench to the head and ends with kissing. That might say it all.)

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    When Edward goes to retrieve Al from Truth, he offers up his gate as payment. Truth celebrates, telling him that he is the first alchemist to recognize the correct toll for Human Transmutation. However, They remark that They will miss Edward constantly standing before Them. Truth offers Edward a choice: to follow through with Ed's original proposition, or, for Them to take back the bodily repercussions of Human Transmutation from the Five Sacrifices and allow Ed to keep his alchemy in exchange for a smaller toll. Ed chooses the second option, and shenanigans ensue. From a protective younger brother and CO to excruciating pain, Ed must try to survive his new form.

    Basically a Fix-it to the end of Brotherhood. And no. He does not turn into a llama. Although, that would be freakin' hilarious.

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    The Elric brothers have a few days off, and instead of spending those days researching a way to get their bodies back - Ed is searching for what makes Christmas special enough for his brother.

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    Originally posted at FanFiction.net, being reposted with edits and retouchings (BECAUSE IT'S BEEN LIKE 10 YEARS).

    Edward Elric is put on what he believes to be his stupidest mission yet: Babysitting a "Wizard." Everyone else calls it undercover work. To him, it's babysitting. But there's a lot more to this assignment than what's on file. And the more time passes, the more shit hits the fan.

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    “We’re chasing rumors of skilled alchemists,” Mustang said. “Your name came up, several times. Thirty-one-year-old alchemic genius Edward Elric, from Risembool, living with a family friend and his younger brother.”

    “Check your sources, bastard,” Ed told him. “I’m twenty-six. Al’s twenty-five.”

    ('What if Ed was an adult the whole time' AU)

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    Alchemy blazed life into her body. Edna gasped awake, the empty husk of her brother's armor beside her and the Gate wide open in her mind. Unnatural clarity prevented even a second of confused fog from cushioning the blow of the truth – fucking Truth.

    “You stupid, stupid brother,” snarled Ed, blinking away tears.

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    2003/Brotherhood fusion. I'll add tags as they apply.

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    It started off with little side glances. The first few times it was bigger things he couldn’t believe he’d never seen before. After a while, Ed started to pick up on smaller facts. Eventually, he decided to face it. Roy Mustang was in love with him. He just had to get the bastard to admit it.

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    Edward smiled thinly, something viscous but not ugly (never ugly, not when it came to her) was the look in his feral eyes.

    "Rose," gently, Ed thought, like she was Al or Winry when they were doing stupid shit, "that was a list that represented the complete chemical makeup of a human body for the average adult. It had been calculated to the last microgram, but still there has never been one reported case of successfully creating a human life."

    Some people put their faith in gods to be able to live their life; some, like him, lived their life to achieve a goal. There had once been a time when Ed use to pray with mom. He had even prayed after mom had died but had stopped a long time ago.

    It wasn't the constant frustration of loose ends (till now, Edward thought, Cornello's ring on his mind). No, he had stop praying even before that. It wasn't even the bastard's sharp jabs that were constant; always there as though Edward would ever let himself forget. What an idiot; how'd that man ever become a Colonel? Besides obviously burning children and women to death that corpses he climbed on to get to the top of the military.

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    "That's not the end of the story. Whatever you said, however you worded it, he is scared. Genuinely, honestly, scared. He wasn't scared when he learned the truth about the Philosopher's Stone. He wasn't scared when Al's armour started rejecting him. He wasn't scared when he thought he might die - every damned time he thought he was about to get killed. Edward Elric is nineteen years old, Roy, and I have never seen him so scared for as long as I've known him. So, do you know what you're going to do?"

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    A lot of borrowers wouldn't consider living anywhere but a house. Even fewer would have the gall to carve out a home in the walls of a military base, but the Elrics and Rockbells had never been typical borrowers.

    If the soldiers were the Dogs of the Military, does that make them the mice?

    An AU in which Ed, Al, Winry and Pinako are all borrowers living in the walls of the East City military base.

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