11 Works in Ea-Nasir (Mesopotamian)

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    Prometheus decides to bring back the worthiest of the Dead to guide the Living. An overworked PhD student is left to deal with the fallout.

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    Ea-nasir likes making people mad. He is very good at it. Good enough to be remembered for quite some time.

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    This remarkable letter of unknown provenance surfaced recently in the cuneiform collection of the University of West Wessex. Addressed to Azirapil from a Mr. “Crawly,” it appears to be begging for the other’s return to Ur from a western journey with another individual, Abiraham. The relationship between the two (brothers? business partners? friends?) is unknown.

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    The ancient Cuneiform complaint tablet to Ea-Nasir has spawned multiple fanfics. Let me be the first to write a Good Omens crossover.

    This is, technically, only my second fanfic, if you count "The Lord of the Rings: My Way", which I wrote on a sticky note pad when I was in kindergarten.

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    1/1
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    13
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    216
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    16
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    1139
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    Archie and RKO enjoy a visit to the Late Cretaceous.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale wander through history being massively, obviously in love.

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    In 2019, archaeologists discovered four tablets from ancient Ur that are considered to be the oldest known written reviews of a merchant. It is believed that the merchant in question is the same one mentioned in the oldest known written complaint (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complaint_tablet_to_Ea-nasir).

    These are their translations in English.

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    After continued correspondence fails to resolve his customer service complaint, Nanni decides to take a more direct approach.

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    Tell Nanni: Ea-Nasir sends the following message:

     

    You owe more to me than one trifling mina of silver.

     

    The world's first known customer service complaint turns into a different sort of first.

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    232
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    21
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    Five undiscovered texts pertaining to the life of Ea-Nasir.

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    "You cannot send a tablet saying 'Ea-nasir is a jackal's bastard' repeated twenty times."

    Language:
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    186
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
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    343
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    1924

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