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    Hollywood Undead Slash! Danny wants a serious relationship, Charlie doesn't. Yet even the other members notice how their casual sex is slowly escalating to the point of no return. Either one has to work out what they want or hearts will break. Warning: sex, swearing, violence and other things you sick fucks love. Don't like don't read.

    Skip to chapter 10 for the porn chapters, you pervs

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    33
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    A sequel to the hit fanfic "J-Hope, Charlie Scene and Galaco kill the leader of Scientology" that all the kids are talking about these days. Nobody asked for this.

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    A collection of boy x boy one shots for Hollywood Undead. I accept requests for a lot of pairings so leave a comment or pm me to send one in. Most are Danny x ---- as that is who I write the most but I do accept the other pairings too.
    WARNING RATED M FOR A REASON. I do a lot of types of one shots so there will be a few angsty ones mixed in with happy ones.

    Please note: I am reposting this after I had fallen out with a former co-creator.. I have peoples requests noted down but feel free to send more.

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    Chapters:
    72/100
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
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    Danny was one of the many prostitutes in the streets of Los Angeles. He didn't hate his life, so things were going pretty well. One Friday night, he was approached by an unnamed man with a stupid nickname, promptly fucking Danny's life over, in more than one way.
    Danny starts off pretty fucking miserable. But, with enough time, everything doesn't seem to be so bad.

    Title taken from "Pain" by HU
    *tags subject to change as the story is updated*

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    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    94
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1477
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    Deep within the Linda Vista Community hospital lies a dark secret. Six males who aren't as they first appear. It's up to one doctor to unearth the horrors that lie within and free all those who shouldn't be there. With corruption within every layer of the management, his task is difficult. However the doctor is determined to achieve his goal with all patients alive.. Will he do it.. Only time will tell.

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    Chapters:
    4/20
    Kudos:
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    "Someone like me who hates almost everything forgets to see the beauty right in front of me"

    Inspired by J-Dog's post on instagram.

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    10,660
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    26
    Hits:
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    Marvel's Infinity War AU

    What if wiping out half of the universe meant killing off half of Hollywood Undead as well?

    M rated for major character's deaths

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    181
    Kudos:
    10
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    des·per·ate
    ˈdesp(ə)rət/
    adjective
    feeling, showing, or involving a hopeless sense that a situation is so bad as to be impossible to deal with.

    fear
    ˈfir/
    noun
    1.
    an unpleasant emotion caused by the belief that someone or something is dangerous, likely to cause pain, or a threat.

    -or-

    jordon doesn’t want to be sold. let alone sold alongside someone he can’t stand. and when just that happens, he can’t help but panic.

    (before anyone says anything, i know it’s not capitalized and proper but it’s intentional.)

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Hollywood Undead is happy being a five man band. That is, until they encounter a freshman with a powerful personality and vocals to match.

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    613
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    43
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    Everyone wants to find themselves, they want to know who they are and where they stand in the big world. If you are in the Lost Boys home in Los Angeles it could be even harder as you have to constantly fight to get yourself noticed. Surrounded by only boys 24/7 means they are going to experiment right??

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    16,327
    Chapters:
    3/10
    Kudos:
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    Hollywood Undead High School AU. The horrible, yet romantic, story of the one who fell in love with the unreachable Mexican of the band his best friend got kicked out of. Did I mention he dated the Mexican's best friend too? Slash! Danny x Funny Man. Danny x Charlie Scene M rated for language

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    65,062
    Chapters:
    51/?
    Comments:
    619
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
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    Angel and Demon AU. Patrick is a Seraphim class angel, the highest rank, but he has got something the Emperor of Hell needs. Pete is a Seeker class demon, his sole purpose is to track down creatures for his superiors. When the Emperor assigned him to hunt down Patrick, Pete didn't expect to be rewarded with Patrick himself. There was something appealing about the idea though; to own a Seraphim.

    M rated for future chapters.
    Demon!Pete/Angel!Patrick

    Focused on Fall Out Boy.
    Starset because Dustin's an important angel.
    The Cab because so is Alex DeLeon
    Hollywood Undead because I'm weak for Danny

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,647
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    285
    Kudos:
    148
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1457
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    Danny is the new, talented, lead singer of Hollywood Undead. His first tour should have been calm and easy, but he would've never guessed he would meet the 'person' he did.

    You can't trust anyone, not even the people you think are doing right.

    Dark, buried secrets come to light which will reveal not everyone is as innocent as they seem. Blood and tears have been spilled but who is really in the wrong?

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    32,621
    Chapters:
    12/14
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    472
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    The second part to Scars

    Series
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    Words:
    5,207
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
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    "Right now, this is who I wanna be." J-Dog, Live Forever.

    Johnny has a question for the guys.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,707
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    26
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    A one shot I have decided to turn into a series..

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    A series of One-Shots full of dramatic, fluffy and smutty love between the bandmembers of Hollywood Undead.

    If you have a favourite pairing/summary you'd like to see on here, please leave a comment and we'll turn it into a story as soon as possible. It's E rated for smut, death, violence, swearing and all that shit you sick fucks love

    character initials I'll be using:
    TP - Deuce
    CS - Charlie Scene
    J3T - Johnny 3 Tears
    JD - J-Dog
    DM - Danny Murillo
    DK - Da Kurlzz
    FM - Funny Man
    GJ - Gadjet
    JY - Jimmy Yuma

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    184,610
    Chapters:
    99/?
    Comments:
    939
    Kudos:
    299
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    5273
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    "Come and get a ticket, follow me to the creep show." J-Dog, Dead Bite.

    Danny has a great idea.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,370
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    51
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    "Replace everything that I said wrong, but then it wouldn't be a Hollywood Undead song." Charlie Scene, Les Deux.

    Sharing is caring. 1,909 words.

    Second chapter isn't a story, it's some stuff I've figured out about writing gore in the last year or so of writing HU gore. You can read the first chapter as a standalone.

    Series
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    English
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    3,794
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    62
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    Danny transfers to a new high school and tries to fit in, fighting for his place.

    - High School Alternative Universe -

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,143
    Chapters:
    5/20
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    209

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