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    In which Olivia Caliban grapples with the moral murkiness of VFD and what it means about the man she loves.

    (companion piece to brandflakeeee's "wear a necklace of hope side by side with me")

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    Down in the Beverage District, a work of investigative journalism into the rivalry between two coffee shops leads to four calls to the City Health Inspector's office from J.S., three detentions, two fires, and one broken sugar bowl.

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    Six children in need of a governess who is kind, clever, and well read.

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    Horrible trash in here. Title says it all. I'll try to write about other characters apart from Quigley.

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    (“You are young and broken. I could eat you whole.”)

     

     

    Violet Baudelaire, recently orphaned, meets a secretive man in the Eliade Cathedral. Everything goes downhill from there. Rated M for smut and foul language.

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    Jacques and Olivia are looking after the Baudelaire's and the Quagmire's while a permanent home is arranged. everyone is getting used to the idea of no longer being in danger and are starting to recover from their journeys. Jacques and Olivia romance. Family feels

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    life is never easy in the unfortunate world.

    the sequel to 'will you catch me if i fall'.

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    Vampires, werewolves, succubus’, skinchangers and all manner of other supernatural creatures that go bump in the night. This is a story of fear, death, blood and not for the faint-hearted at all, if you do not like the unknown or afraid of anything ranging from gore, demons and trauma then look away now. Turn off this story, close this tab and go watch a cat doing something funny. Trust me it will be much more enjoyable for you than this.

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    Duncan and Isadora Quagmire have been kidnapped and try to make the best of it. Though there's not much but horribleness at the beginning, middle, and end of this tale, the Quagmires find out what friends are for.
    The dialogue is not at all canon compliant, even though it centers around the Netflix TV series more than the books by Lemony Snicket. With that said, spoilers for Season 2 and all the shenanigans that are involved.

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    There is a universe, somewhere, where they fail. This is not that universe.

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    This is the story of Quigley Quagmire who is the third Quagmire triplet (Author thinks Duncan is oldest and Isadora is not youngest so...). A young cartographer which is astonishing because as you may know, a cartographer is someone who makes maps. Maps are useful but there a little people who are interested in them so much that they would spend hours reading and memorizing them. Making ones of their own. His life consists of maps, geography, legends, keys, scales, annoying siblings always being little bugs, annoying siblings because they're not the only ones who can be bugs, Isadora being sassy, Duncan being wise-cracking, parents are parents, hopes of exploring and discovering places and then making maps of his own. A normal day it was until a fire changed it all. Now Quigley finds himself intertwined in smokes and mirrors, secrets and crimes, the words VFD and a man named Jacques Snicket. And Quigley realizes, by this, he's not an innocent young kid anymore.

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    Jacquelyn Scieszka does not call a taxi for Olivia Caliban the day they meet.

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    4/?
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    “We’re partners, Jacques Snicket. I want to protect them too.”

    In which Olivia Caliban is given a future she never imagined. Most girls dream of knights in shining armor. She dreams of a handsome man hitting her with a taxi one fateful afternoon.

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    Dear Reader,

    If you are reading this summary in the hopes that you may have misread the title, I'm sorry to inform you that your eyes haven't deceived you. This collection of stories is roughly inspired by a blog of the same name; like the posts, some of the stories could be seen as humorous in a way, while some of the others could be seen in a different light.
    In this collection, however, I must warn you that it's possible to encounter moments that might come across as out-of-character, several AUs and crossovers, an indefinite setting, and possible spoilers for the later books in the series, movie, and/or the Netflix series.
    If you are not interested in any of this, then it is best that you look away and find a different fic to read.

    With All Due Respect,
    --

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    In the midst of the chaos at Prufrock Prep, the Baudelaires are overcome with the feeling of what it's like to have friends, who would put the three of them before themselves, and willingly follow them into the life of misery that they now eternally lead.

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    Real or imagined, what does it matter?

    Five things that never happened to Olivia Caliban and Jacques Snicket, and one that did.

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    I'm just gonna post AUs of ASOUE which I can't be bothered to write. If somehow anyone sees this and wants to use them then just message me. I only own the AUs. Not ASOUE.

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    Having faked his death to escape Count Olaf's clutches, Jacques Snicket sets off for V.F.D Headquarters in the Mortmain Mountains. He doesn't know it, but Olivia Caliban is already there.

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    4/?
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    (Everyone’ll be a bit OOC, and Quigley is extremely creepy to Sunny. Just a warning)

    Klaus finds he can’t stand, staying at Prufrock Prep, so he runs away. No one else knows where he’s gone, and he soon realised that running from his troubles only earns him new ones with a certain future guardian of Violet and Sunny’s later.

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    Count Olaf finds himself alone after he dies, in a dingy waiting room where the only thing he can do is sit. The people from his past file by, entering and leaving the room, until he must make the choice to stay or leave.

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