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    It's been almost a year since the former experiments have gone on the run, and their main focus is finding Violet and Quigley and staying away from the Lab that is still hunting them. But when they realize something strange is going on back in Hawkins, they might have to find themselves returning home to face whatever is arriving before it can spread to the rest of the world.

    Meanwhile, their separated siblings have their own mission, and their own plans on how to shut down Hawkins Lab for good. But then something strange starts happening to Quigley, something connected to the Upside Down and the Gate he opened, and the one person who might be able to help them may be hiding secrets of her own.

    The world is turning Upside Down, and if the experiments don't put a stop to it, it could mean the end of everything.

    The VFD Kids in a Stranger Things AU, rated Teen and Up for violent scenes, kids with no swear filter, and a shitton of angst. Updates daily from 3:00-4:00EST.

    Read Part One here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/16686226/chapters/39131761

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    Isadora Quagmire misses Violet Baudelaire dearly, and she's now hoping spirits can actually help her.

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    The thing about drowning is, you have to take a breath eventually.

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    Dear reader,

    Within this story will contain countless different things, which is better explained by Sony reading the tags on this story.

    I'd advise reading the rest of the Alleviating Aftermath AU before reading this if it weren't so miserable, so instead I would advise not reading any of it at all, but rather watch your favorite Netflix Original.

    With all due respect,
    Lemony Snicket

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    Dear reader,

    It is with great misfortune I am writing this, but this is the next entry in my research of the Baudelaire and Quagmires. This story will contain only betrayal and secrets, and is advised to not be read.

    Within this story, by the time it is done, will involve an argument, a runaway child, a chaotic fire, an amazingly well-made dinner, and a terrible, terrible secret that should have been said years ago.

    It is my sworn duty to report the tale of mythese children, but you have no such obligation. In fact, you shouldn't. You really shouldn't.

    With all due respect,

    (there's a signature that's stained with teardrops at the bottom of the paper, but you know it says 'Lemony Snicket')
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    It’s been five years since the Baudelaires reached the mainland with Beatrice, reunited with the Quagmires and all started to live together. Violet sees a therapist fortnightly, worries about her siblings and tries to keep everyone together.

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    “I can join you, Klaus,” Duncan said. “It would be a healing experience for me as well. And it would make a wonderful story.”
    Duncan had been doing a bit of freelance work, and Klaus knew that a story of the Baudelaire’s trials and tribulations would be bought handsomely.
    “And besides, it’s what friends are for, right?” Duncan asked, giving him a smile. “For supporting you through this?”
    “Then I suggest you pack quickly, I’ve already called for a cab,” Klaus said, reaching out to put a hand on his shoulder.

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    Dear reader,

    This story pertains to a double confession between Isadora Quagmire and Klaus Baudelaire.

    Within this digital story you will read about couplets, couples, Monopoly games, and poetry.

    I would advise reading The Alleviating Aftermath first, and possibly The Terrific Tour, but all three of these are better if not read at all.

    With all due respect,
    Lemony Snicket

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    Violet and Isadora are just gay messes who pine over each other.

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    Dear reader,

    Within this one-chapter document, you will read about an in-depth description of the secret library’s home, that now belongs to the Baudelaire and Quagmire children, the new owners of the the library itself.

    However, I’d advise you not read this. That is because it contains spoilers and just overall should be read after The Alleviating Aftermath, which should not be read at all.

    With all due respect,
    Lemony Snicket

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    Dear Reader,

    Programmed into the internet database of Archive of Our Own is a story unlike the rest of the Baudelaire orphans. It is their best story yet, albeit still tragic at times.

    In this digital story, you will read about tearful reunions, forgeries, dangerous clocks, dangerous people, attempted murder, a dishonest trial, and Indian food.

    I advise you against reading this story, simply because it means you have read books one through thirteen of the original tragic series, and I'd advise finding some other, more happy book to read.

    Preferably one on real paper.

    With all due respect,
    Lemony Snicket.

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    The Baudelaire Siblings had enough bad luck to last a lifetime, so maybe it was time some things started to turn for the better.

    or

    In which I write my kids a happy ending

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    3/?
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    For years, the Baudelaire family has lived alone, with the oldest two siblings attempting to hide mysterious marks that their parents won't explain. But after their home is set on fire and their parents are murdered, the Baudelaire children find themselves separated; Violet is kidnapped and experimented on inside a Laboratory, while Klaus and Sunny, refusing to believe she's dead, are transferred to a foster home in Hawkins, Indiana. While Violet struggles to survive and discover why she's been brought to the Lab, Klaus and Sunny ally themselves with two triplets, who also have a missing sibling and several secrets to hide.

    The VFD Kids in a Stranger Things AU, rated Teen and Up for violent scenes, kids with no swear filter, and looots of angst, warning you right now.

    Part Two: https://archiveofourown.org/works/17408771/chapters/40977590

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    Follow the Baudelaire children as they navigate their adult lives through wonderful and wild adventures involving evil professors, mysteries on the college campus, new friends, and not to mention...magical girl transformations. Many would say that a magical girl au is silly, but this story is anything but silly. (It is actually quite silly).
    Updates are few and far between, without any kind of schedule, but I promise to finish this. I am attempting to record the events of the sibling's lives after the events of the books as accurately as possible.
    - P

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    22/?
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    Isadora Quagmire and Volet Baudelaire are captured by Count Olaf, and since they cannot escape on their own, Duncan Quagmire and Klaus Baudelaire have to try and save them.

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    There was no way Klaus was going to fall asleep like this.

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    Six children in need of a governess who is kind, clever, and well read.

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    14/?
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    Jacquelyn Scieszka does not call a taxi for Olivia Caliban the day they meet.

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    Down in the Beverage District, a work of investigative journalism into the rivalry between two coffee shops leads to four calls to the City Health Inspector's office from J.S., three detentions, two fires, and one broken sugar bowl.

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    6/?
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    It seems like the Baudelaires have finally found refuge at Prufrock Prep seeing as Count Olaf is too afraid to return back to his old school and the new principal somewhat resembles their Uncle Monty...
    But happiness is temporary and something awful is bound to happen to them.

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    4/?
    Comments:
    14
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    83
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1366

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