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    “There’s something you need to know,” Harrow said to John and Mercymorn. She locked eyes with Gideon, holding her gaze firm.
    White-ringed eyes flicked between them, and a frown flickered on John’s face. “Alright.”

    “Well, it’s interesting that you’ve chosen to tell me about the visa application now,” Harrowhark said, turning to John and Mercymorn, “when Gideon only proposed last weekend.”

    John blinked. He looked between them. “Excuse me?”

    “I’m getting married,” Harrowhark said.

    “To who?” John asked.

    “To my assistant,” said Harrow, ignoring the choking, strangled noise of surprise Gideon made from the door. “To Gideon Nav. We’re engaged.” She paused, then stood. “Aren’t we, Griddle?”

    “No,” Gideon said, because she was the worst. “What the fuck?”

    Or: Harrowhark Nonagesimus is the youngest editor ever to run the Ninth House publishing company. But when Harrow violates the terms of her work visa, her only way to retain her job is to marry a US citizen— and who better than her assistant, Gideon Nav?

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    Fandom wank breaks out in the #canaan-house discord chat.

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    Gideon Nav, werewolf and hottie, is kidnapped by the Blood of Eden vampire coven. Turns out they want a favor. Too bad the smell of her blood makes them all sick.

    Well, not all of them.

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    When Gideon is too busy fighting with Harrow to help her team write their senior play, Palamedes decides there's no better time to help Gideon and Harrow resolve their conflict.

    AKA: Gideon and Harrow star in a musical that is basically the plot of Gideon the Ninth. That means two enemies having to pretend to fall in love over and over again. Featuring the best friend group, eventual softness, and a lot of fast food.

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    It is a truth universally acknowledged, Magnus used to joke, that a single person in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a spouse. What Magnus didn't seem to know, was what to do if that person was an absolute bag of dicks.

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    18-year-old Gideon Nav moves away from her old life in hopes of pursuing her teen aspirations of becoming a successful mangaka and musician (although she lacks the skills). But even miles away from her hometown, her past's grasps remain strong as ever when Harrowhark Nonagesimus, her life-long rival, becomes her roommate.

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    “You want to make me happy, don’t you?” Dulcinea asks.

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    Harrow stared at the golden eyes, her mind filling with a warm buzz and melodic hum. Her brain was a massive generator, constantly writhing and whining, but those beautiful eyes melted through like lava, reducing her to a drooling, staring moron. The glasses were replaced, and the buzzing cut off.

    Harrow looked over to Cam who was pulling on her stitching, a nervous habit she supposed. “Wow,” was all she could say.

    Cam cocked an eyebrow, the exposed bolt on her neck sparking a bit with the action. “See what we mean? She didn’t even look at you and you were caught by it.”

    “What is she?” Harrow asked, her voice returning to its normal ice.

    Cam seemed to pause at that. “Gideon is just, incredibly powerful.”
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    Harrowhark is a vampire, but that’s never been an issue before. Until a group of humans attacked her, beating her bloody. Now her parents have decided being in the general public isn’t safe, and they’re sending her to a special boarding school for ghouls. Zombies, gorgons, and more inhabit the halls of Canaan High. So does the headmaster’s mysterious and beautiful daughter. So does endless mystery, and dark secrets that should probably stay dead.

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    "Griddle," she said, fixing her expression into one that clearly shot for disdain but landed in an exhausted kind of exasperation, "it means that if we want to get off this planet before we get roped into tea parties and ballroom dancing at the whim of Coronabeth Tridentarius, you and I have no choice but to uncover the identity of the murderer."

    Privately, Gideon could think of worse things than being roped into tea parties and ballroom dancing by the Crown Princess. Sneaking around a house full of cannibals with Harrowhark Nonagesimus was one of them. In fact, it was pretty close to the top of the list.

     

    The annual seven-day royal ball hosted by Coronabeth Tridentarius takes an awkward turn when a dead body shows up in the library. With Ida on lockdown until the murderer can be found, Harrowhark's plans to stay for a single night before getting the hell out and hopefully never setting foot on the Third House again are thrown into disarray, leaving her no choice but to solve the mystery herself. Enter Gideon Nav, Camilla Hect, Palamedes Sextus, and a social world of animaphiliacs that none of them are even remotely equipped to navigate.

    Or, the Murder Mystery AU you never knew you needed.

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    A River of Many Tributaries (the online discussion board for communication between the Nine Houses. All thoughts, alive, dead, or dying, are welcome! Don’t stay on too long, though, or you’ll go mad :) Happy thought-sharing!)

    Topic: How does one attain koved rosh (a focused mindset in prayer; a “heavy head”)?
    The Emperor of the Nine Houses invites all the House heirs and cavaliers to share their opinions. The Fifth will moderate.

     

    Or: The heirs and cavaliers of the Nine Houses discuss the meaning of devotion and a focused mindset. Some are more focused on the topic at hand than others.

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    Harrow needs a rare book. Fortunately, Ianthe owns it. Unfortunately, what Ianthe wants in return forces Harrow to make a series of ridiculous trades.

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    After the events of Doctor Sex, Dulcinea writes a letter to the Sixth.

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    The Emperor calls for eligible heirs to compete for a chance to marry his treasured progeny, Her Divine Highness, First Born of the First Reborn. Each week one House will be sent home until only one remains and the winning heir shall ascend to stand beside Her Divine Highness, hand in hand, with House replenished and legacy secured.

    Harrow does not intend to compete.

    Note: This story contains spoilers for Harrow the Ninth.

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    Palamedes has a lot of time to think in his little bubble on the River. He thinks of his friends, of perfect lyctorhood, of the theorems he never got to try in life, of Camilla. He also thinks of Dulcinea Septimus and all the ways he could have met her, if life had gone differently.

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    everyone is alive. everyone is on twitter. that's it, that's the plot.

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    Ten years ago, the princess Gideon Gaius-Prime was declared missing after an attack on the palace. Harrowhark Nonagesimus plans to use this to her advantage. Unfortunately for her, she couldn't predict the appearance of a young woman named Gideon Nav.

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    "You’re a virgin,” Gideon said, testing it out. "Huh."

    Harrow didn’t like the sound of that huh. She knew Gideon’s noises, and that was a thoughtful, sinister huh. That was the same huh she’d made before putting canned tuna in Crux’s work boots.

    Her eyes narrowed. “What.”

    Gideon cocked her head to the side. “Is there a reason you’re waiting?” There was no judgement in the question— only genuine curiosity.

    Perhaps it was this that made Harrow more inclined to answer. “I don’t have the time to look for someone new,” She shrugged. “And my available pool is… somewhat limited.”

    “Well,” Gideon said, with just a hint of conspiracy in those glittering golden eyes. “If you ever want to change that, you have my number.”

    What? What?

    Harrow blinked. “What?”

    Or: the five times Gideon and Harrow successfully bone, and the one time they don't.

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    “Oh, I was going to try and seduce you either way,” Dulcie says, and to her own astonishment Camilla believes her. It sounds like something she would do, somehow, like a wild and confident affirmation of life. “It’s really no hardship. You’re rather delicious, you know. I could tell from all the way on Rhodes. But it’s an offer, love, nothing more."
     
    Cam goes into heat. It does not go as planned.

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    The heirs of the Nine Houses are summoned to Canaan House to attempt to attain Lyctorhood...and to put on a production of Macbeth.

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    Communication between the Master Warden of the House of the Sixth and Duchess of Rhodes, in the 9,999th year of the King Undying.

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