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    WARNING: This is a crackfic. It is a parody/satire of the books, the current state of the world and fanfiction in general. Gallows humor is the name of the game so clutch your pearls and buckle up, Chuck, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.

    Now, onto the actual summary:

    After enjoying a summer romance Harry Potter is excited to go back to Hogwarts, especially now that his nemesis Cedric Diggory is FINALLY out of the way! But just when Harry thinks he's got it made, a letter from Professor McGonagall and a worldwide pandemic changes everything.

    Now Harry has to somehow save the world from the virus AND choose between Dudley, Ron and Draco.

    It seems that being The Chosen One isn't all it's cracked up to be...

    Disclaimer: Obviously JK Rowling owns the rights to Harry Potter, and I am definitely NOT her. Thank Merlin. 💀

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    83,300
    Chapters:
    45/?
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2719
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    Numerous pairings, including heterosexual and various LGBTQ+ oneshots, mainly involving Harry but also includes other relationships.

    This work now includes mini series as well as oneshots.

    Ships included in the order that they're tagged.

    THIS WORK IS COMPLETE.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,609
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    17209
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    Numerous pairings, including heterosexual and various LGBTQ+ oneshots, mainly involving Harry but also includes other relationships.

    This work now includes mini series as well as oneshots.

    Ships included in the order that they're tagged.

    THIS WORK IS COMPLETE.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    62,348
    Chapters:
    61/61
    Comments:
    222
    Kudos:
    235
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    60114
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    Numerous pairings, including heterosexual and various LGBTQ+ oneshots, mainly involving Harry but also includes other relationships.

    This work now includes mini series as well as oneshots.

    Ships included in the order that they're tagged.

    THIS WORK IS COMPLETE.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    48,755
    Chapters:
    61/61
    Comments:
    125
    Kudos:
    474
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    71441
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    Harry Potter is a slut. He literally can’t live without sex and he doesn’t care who knows it. He has no shame.

    ~~~~~~

    This is weird and awful and bad things happen in it. You’ve been warned.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,787
    Chapters:
    7/8
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    192
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    23784
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    Only a very twisted mind could think of a true love as a curse.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    248
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    198
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    Dudley and Harry celebrate Dudley's birthday.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,634
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2443
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    Дадли снятся сны.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    2,600
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    357
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    “So,” Dudley said, looking determined.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    513
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    859
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    Harry mette in pratica una nuova strategia contro le angherie dei Dursley, una forma di disobbedienza che gli consente di ottenere ciò che vuole dagli zii. Un Harry adolescente, inquieto, esasperato e sboccato, che reagisce a quindici lunghi anni di ostilità e soprusi senza bacchetta. Vuole anche mettersi alla prova, lasciarsi andare, assaporare cosa significhi avere il controllo , lui che nella sua vita ha sempre dovuto cavarsela quando 'i guai venivano a cercarlo'.
    Ma quando il suo comportamento inizia a 'cambiare' e gli equilibri presenti si alterano, anche le persone intorno a lui iniziano a svelare lati di se' inimmaginabili. Questo innescherà una catena di eventi che porteranno la vita di tutti a cambiare radicalmente.

    Language:
    Italiano
    Words:
    16,502
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    536
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    It all started with a twist of the hand of the youngest sister fate. From there it spun out of control.

    What if one transfiguration professor cast a simple spell? A spell that made the Dursleys love a boy named Harry Potter? How would that change anything? How would it change everything?

    Especially for one Dudley Dursley. After all...

    His parents hearts were only ever big enough for one.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,689
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    407
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    25173
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    The long awaited sequel to Midnight Celebration. Harry and Dudley are closer than ever and along the way they learn a few surprising things. Takes place almost a year after their first night.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,994
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2629
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    Harry si ferma all’incrocio tra Mangolia Crescent e Privet Drive.
    Nessun Dudley in vista.
    In quel silenzio, con solo il frinire dei grilli e delle cicale di sottofondo, sentirebbe subito il ticchettio delle costose bici da corsa dei suoi amici.
    Non ha voglia di tornare a casa, dove zio Vernon gli impedisce perfino di ascoltare il notiziario, la Gazzetta non gli porta nessuna notizia e il mondo continua a fingere che Cedric non sia morto e Voldemort non sia risorto dalla tomba.

    Language:
    Italiano
    Words:
    11,743
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    3447
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    When a blood curse in Harry activates, it takes Harry over two years to deal with it...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,840
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    707
    Bookmarks:
    80
    Hits:
    75218
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    Guess what happens when a very sexually frustrated boy tries to take control of his life? Sex, sex, and lots of sex, and perhaps a little bit of plot, but you'll have to read to find out...creature fic

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    51,226
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    541
    Bookmarks:
    131
    Hits:
    31430
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    Harry loves his cousin Daisy, although she is a Brat, he doesn't want her to change

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,518
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1223
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    Harry starts a new path for his life in the summer after second year

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,564
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    1198
    Bookmarks:
    259
    Hits:
    189865
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    Однажды ночью Дадли случайно заглянул Гарри в комнату. И заверте...

    Series
    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    8,525
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    504
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    当弗农意识到他对待他的外甥有多糟糕时,他情愿不惜一切代价来做些弥补。但他没料到弥补他的错误意味着他得上哈利。
    背景设于《凤凰社》与《混血王子之间》

    Series
    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
    Words:
    6,893
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    8319
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    翻译自 little things by OMGallnamesaretaken

    这篇短篇原文写的非常美,感觉我翻不出它的那种韵味,有一点儿黑暗童话的风格吧,视角也很新颖。

    作者个人的一些注意事项AN什么的我也顺便放进来了。

    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
    Words:
    5,480
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    32
    Hits:
    1814

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