14 Works in Duck(s) (Good Omens)

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    Crowley knew that any second he would hear Her voice, but he still flinched when everything down to his bones lightly shook, and Her voice spoke to him, pure and brilliant, and as much as he despised to think it, just a little like home.

    Hello, Crowley. It's been a while.

    He stood eerily still.

    Crowley. I have something I need you to do for me.

    The demon hated how his voice shook when he responded.

    "What do you need?"

    Ah, I was worried you wouldn't talk back to me. Well, I need your help restoring something. God spoke softly, but unadulterated.
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    God has one last thing She needs of the demon Crowley, but She is regretfully, not very specific, so Crowley has a month to figure out what needs restoring with his returned power.

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    If Good Omens was a Rom Com Sitcom!

    In which Crowley stays just a little longer at the hospital of the Chattering Order of Saint Beryl and witnesses how the nuns misplace the Antichrist. He decides that he will take matters into his own hands and runs off again with the Antichrist, that is believed to be the exchanged baby of the American Cultural Attaché's wife.
    In lack of a better idea he brings the baby to his archenemy and dear friend Aziraphale and they agree they have no other choice than to raise the son of Satan themselves. That way they have the chance to let him grow up well-balanced between heaven and hell. Surprisingly, (for them, but really not the readers) the little extension of their family lets them only grow closer.

    Updates every Friday or Saturday!

    (Fanart in Chapter 8)

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    The left eye was a normal, beady duck eye, full of appetite and menace. The right eye, however — the right eye was something else altogether. A swirl of cold, angelic light clouded its surface and the pupil looked quite a bit like the lens of a camera.

    This and other tiny fics will live here. Drabbles and tumbls, probably tending towards humor and fluff. Tags and ratings may change.

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    Aziraphale suspects Crowley has been dating a human, or worse, a demon by the name of "Abby." Truth is, Crowley just likes feeding the ducks - misunderstandings and hilarity ensue.

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    Batman, had he been available to comment, might have been able to warn Aziraphale about times like these: some days, you just can’t get rid of a flaming sword.
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    So, as I was writing the ending of ‘The Prodigal Sword’, Aziraphale and Crowley kept trying to butt in. Naturally, this could not be allowed to stand, but they were just too interesting to leave out altogether. In the end, it came out a little longer than expected, but who doesn't need more Ineffable Idiots and their stray flaming sword?

    Takes place during Chapter 4 of ‘The Prodigal Sword’.

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    Crowley has a revelation in the shower. Not the world-ending sort or the getting-laid sort, but one of the far less fun sorts. The sort that leads you to realize that something has somehow gone very wrong. Most likely, anyway. Maybe.

    Heaven, why him?

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    Someone decides that the only way to deal with two annoying troublemakers is to stash them somewhere out of the way, possibly to be conveniently forgotten. Crowley and Aziraphale, however, are not exactly the forgettable types.

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    Crowley finds a lonely duckling.

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    With certain destruction at the hands of their respective head offices all but guaranteed, Crowley and Aziraphale have elected to chose their faces wisely. Unfortunately for them, the disguises only go skin deep. In order to properly fool Heaven and Hell, they'll have to learn to see from one another's perspectives - by experiencing the past through each other's eyes.

     

    (A slightly different approach to Aziraphale-and-Crowley-through-time)

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    Three times Rey rejected Ben and one time she didn't.

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    Aziraphale wants something - someone - far out of his reach, and he's not fond of the sensation.

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    Aziraphale is trying very hard not to promote his bookshop, but Google Maps is not making this easy. He's just going to have to take a trip to google HQ to sort it out.

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    The Mayans predicted that The Fourth World would come to an end on December 21, 2012; the same Prophesized date for Michael and Lucifer's Final Battle. Team Free Will finds itself working with the queerest pair of unlikely allies, but, caught between angels and demons with No God In Sight, victory won't come easy. SPN-GO crossover AU. Slash.

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    The world ended three days ago and our favorite supernatural beings have no idea what to do next. Well, Crowley has an idea.

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    There is a demon named Crawleigh who drives a cool car (a Citroen 2CV). He is ineffectual.

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