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    The one thing Stiles doesn't want to be real just ends up being real.

    He's at college when it happens, and he's way too far away from home to deal with the zombie apocalypse. Way too far. Teaming up with a group of survivors around the Washington DC area, Stiles takes the situation one moment at a time, trying his best to stay ahead of the game.

    He has two goals, and two goals only.

    Survive.

    Get back to Beacon Hills.

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    Twenty-one.

    A huge milestone in anyone’s life; you go from sneaking out to parties in the woods to being about to walk proudly into a bar and say ‘Why yes, I am twenty-one. Here is my ID good sir’.

    It’s huge.

    Stiles’ experiences in the woods involved a little less alcohol and a little more life-threatening monsters. And his college experience wasn’t filled with frat parties on the weekends; it was more driving home Friday night to see his dad and a certain green-eyed werewolf.

    So, turning twenty-one, seemed bigger to Stiles; he wanted it to be bigger.

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    "You've been drinking tonight, haven't you?"

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    "You've been drinking tonight, haven't you?"

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    There had been about ten minutes of drama the first time he had stopped to sleep with her because he was convinced that he would not be able to sleep without his own pillow, but then it turned out that Lydia's chest was a great surrogate.

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    "It hadn’t started like this, with soft kisses pressed to her lips and his fingers running gently down her arms to hold her hands. She had drunk too much and blew him in the bathroom at their best friends’ engagement party. He’d sat her on the sink and fingered her until she came all over his hand."

    This is that story. — Prequel to "Trilogy."

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    “Who is this? Where’s Erica?”

    “Wrong number, asshole!”

    “Stop calling me an asshole,” the man on the other end snapped aggressively.

    Stiles could understand. He’d be pretty aggressive too if he’d murdered someone and texted a wrong number to ask for help burying the body. This guy obviously failed How To Be a Serial Killer 101.

    “What kind of idiot thinks I murdered someone?”

    “The kind of idiot who got your text messages, you fucking dumbass!” he retorted hotly. “Maybe double check your contacts before sending a random stranger details on your nefarious plans to dispose of a freshly cut up body!”

    “What?!” the guy on the other end demanded, crossed between horrendously confused and livid.

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    Stiles get's really drunk and then attacked by a flying insect. Derek saves the day.

    Did I mention Stiles is in a towel?

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    Isaac, Scott, and Stiles throw a small party for the pack at the new house they rented for the next semester at school after they help them move in. Stiles drinks a little too much, starting to throw glares at Derek whenever he catches his eye.

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    Mildly drunk Stiles just wants to know why Derek hates him.

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    Derek can’t really remember now, how it happened but one moment he was staring at this Stilin- Geni- Sti- whatever his name was that tags around Scott, the kid he’s teaching to be captain of the lacrosse team; and the next moment they’re kissing.

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    1/?
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    Collection of chub fics with an array of pairings we RP

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    Derek eyed the boy carefully "Stiles are you drunk?"

    Stiles hid the bottle of scotch behind his back and shook his head "No.. I'm drunk!" he yelled giggling some more

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    Pack night party at the McCalls, Erica give Stiles Tequila.

    It's never a good idea to give Stiles Tequila.

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    When John Sheriff comes home early one night, he did not expect to see Derek wrestling a drunken Stiles on the couch.

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    A soul-mark polyamory AU written for TriadVerse Big Bang 2016.

    Derek is always distracted by how quickly and constantly Stiles’ Emblem changes. He’s never met anyone whose Emblem shifted like that--usually a change or two in a lifetime, not a change or two every ten minutes.

    “I’m just curious,” Stiles replies. “Sometimes it settles on something cool for a little while. Don’t want to miss it.” He peeks at his Emblem again and then glances over to Derek’s covered forearm. “Don’t you ever peek?”
    “No,” Derek replies sourly.
    “Not even sometimes?”
    “No.” Derek hasn’t so much as stolen a glance in nearly a decade.
    “Isaac, you’ve gotta peek at yours, though, right?” Stiles continues.
    “Nope.”

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    “Oh thank God you’re home, my phone’s dead and I think my oven might be a little bit on fire,” Stiles says as soon as Derek has the door open, the smell of smoke coming from her open apartment door.

    “Jesus Stiles,” Derek curses as he runs into his kitchen for the fire extinguisher he keeps in the pantry, grabbing it and pulling the pin out as he rushes past Stiles and into the girl’s apartment. The oven is half open while rolls of thick gray smoke waver out, Derek points the nozzle of the extinguisher at the oven and presses the lever down, the foam coating the appliance in white.

    “What the hell happened?” Derek questions the girl, turning away from the now fireless oven to see the girl standing in the doorway of the kitchen biting her bottom lip in worry. Derek tried to focus on the conversation and not his little crush on the girl.

    “I may have put a pizza in for dinner and left it in there for a while,” Stiles mutters softly.

     

    Stiles lives across the hall from fireman Derek and Deputy Parrish and is a bit of a mess, but it's okay because they think she's a pretty cute mess

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    After Stiles goes out to a club with his friends one night and comes home stinking of other people, Derek's possessive instincts kick into high gear. He corners his mate in the shower and makes sure that no one could mistake that Stiles is his.

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    From the prompt: I fell asleep on the game room pool table in the dorm, and you woke me up and brought me back to my room.

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    The pack throws Derek a surprise birthday party, which Derek secretly knew about and loves. Then Stiles ends up drunk and staying the night at the loft. Fluff ensues.

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    29
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