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    End of a story branch: Q needs to be rescued. Just how wasn't immediately clear.
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    The clock on the car's center console told Q it was nearly two hours since his last clear memory.

    “Bond, what just happened?” he asked.

    “He drugged you,” Bond turned into the parking lot. “Let’s get to the flat and I’ll tell you what I know.”

    Q nodded, running his hands through his hair and trying to get his bearings. “Where’s my tracker?”

    “On its way to Warsaw, attached to someone who resembles you rather closely.” Bond parked the car and looked over at Q.

    Q met Bond’s eyes. “Fuck,” he said.

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    Q and Bond, having broken up six months previous, have been ordered into the field for a mission that leads Q to consider his future at MI6.

    Nearly three weeks into their mission, Q is struggling but can't (or won't) explain that to Bond.

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    Branching story, multiple endings. This is branch "A" which has three sub-branches.

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    29
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    Q and Bond, having broken up six months previous, have been ordered into the field for a mission that leads Q to consider his future at MI6.
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    “I’ve never asked—how did a hacker with engineering degrees end up at MI6 anyway?”

    Q’s scowl deepened. “They caught me infiltrating a system. Gave me a choice between prison and government service.”

    “And you sensibly picked the latter.”

    “Christ no,” said Q, with a look of disdain, swallowing half his drink in one go. “I chose prison.”
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    Branching story/multiple endings. This fic is the starting point.
    Although this fic will be marked complete, of the five endings currently planned three are posted and complete.

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    1346
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    Fics, I use the term loosely as they are short etc, are standalone and are not connected. They are just little ideas I got and as any and all writing is the only way to actually improve one's writing, I'm posting. Hope people enjoy some! :-)

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    2/2
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    4
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    100
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    Q is in stuck in his cat form and wants some of Bond's scotch, but Bond has a better idea.

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    34
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    5
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    459
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    Q had a rough day and all he wanted to do was drink and whinge and this blue-eyed blonde at the bar seems good enough to listen to his woes, in particular about a double-oh agent he hasn't even met yet!

    -Anon Prompt 2017

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    1/1
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    33
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    129
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    11
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    “You know, after all these years -- doing what we do and how we do it -- I honestly thought I had seen everything there is to see,” Alec said.

    “Clearly not,” James replied.

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    180
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    13
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    Christmas is the best time of year until you have to shop for Alec. What do you get for a pyromaniac who love drinking that does not involve explosives or even booze?

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    1/1
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    1
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    363
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    Q never had a high tolerance for alcohol, but didn't stop him from going to a bar with Miss Moneypenny after work so he could try to drown his sorrows. And really, complaining about Bond and nitpicking his missions could be his new hobby, even though the blasted man supposedly retired with Miss Swann.

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    1/1
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    Q branch had a night out and uninvited guests pops by. Q got drunk and could not remember why. James had to bring him to his house.

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    1/?
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    "Enough. No more math."

     

    "No more drinks." Bond corrected.

     

    "No more drinks." Q parroted.

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    1/1
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    277
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    A visit to the newly rebuilt Skyfall Lodge culminates in a Ceilidh in the local village hall. Q experiences Scottish culture.

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    “You look ridiculous.”
    “Go fuck yourself.”
    Q rolled his eyes as Bond went back to scrolling through his phone, lips pursed dramatically as he leaned back against the wall. Q Branch was nearly empty except for the two of them and a couple of the minions, the perpetual whirring of machinery filling the air. “Only if you plan on joining me,” the Quartermaster replied without a second thought.
    The agent smirked a bit, glancing up from his phone to raise a brow at him. “Want to take a lunch break? Or I could help you clean off your desk again…”
    Q scoffed as his delicate fingers continued to fly across the keyboard. “Oh, please, 007. That’s unprofessional.”
    Bond chuckled darkly as he leaned in close to whisper in the younger man’s ear. “You didn’t seem to mind last week.”

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    In a pub.
    Over *there* are the Double-Oh's, all brooding and silent.
    Over *there* are Q-branch and the admin staff, all very merry and rather loud.

    Q has been mixing his drinks, and is about to do Something Unexpected.

    How will James respond?

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    A party at MI6, how unprofessional. How does one rather anti-social, introvert deal with such things? He gets drunk of course.

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    1/1
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    72
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    1337
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    Q and Emily need to take a break from the chaos that is their life sometimes. When there is nothing else they can do, they turn to the one thing they hate more than killing.

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    1/1
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    2
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    59
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    1
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    830
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    In which Q gets spectacularly drunk and gives a decidedly haphazard treatise on Bond's eyes.

    (Bond does not blush. Oh no. Double-0 agents do not blush.)

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    Q has a crush on Bond. Bond is intrigued with Q. Moneypenny thinks it's high time they got together.

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    2,488
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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    249
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    19
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    3317
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    After a long shift Q is roped into attending MI6's annual New Years Eve party and ends up with more then he expected.

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    Pre-, during, & post Skyfall. Q is kidnapped, and forced into unsavory work before MI6 finds him and he finds himself drawn to one of them. Things begin to stray off of the proper course.

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    238
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    67
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