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    Unrelated one-shots using Kinktober prompts. Index has prompts and pairings (+warnings if necessary) to jump to. Tags to be added as I complete each story.

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    “But I’m no hero,” Peter says, indignant and sounding far too sober all of a sudden, no longer slurring his words. “I promised I would protect you and you died. And then in Prague, it was my fault. It was all my fault. Everything went wrong. I did this to myself.

     

    Or, the one in which it takes Tony terribly long to find out.

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    “Oh, hey Peter, come and meet y/n!” Tony yelled. As Peter turned around he was speechless. The most beautiful girl was standing right there. This couldn’t be the new girl on the team? He wasn’t lucky enough to get to see this beauty on a regular basis, right?

    Fluff all around. Reader is a 20 year old girl whose the newest avenger and Peter is a 15 year old boy with a crush on the newest member of the team. This is the tale of him getting the girl through the years.

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    27/?
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    27
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    A collection of irondad one-shots.

    Requests taken :)

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    8/?
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    you can run away from people and places and things but you can't walk away from yourself. You can't close your eyes to the pictures that your brain shows you and you can't cover your ears to the voices in your head. You can't escape from your own mind. You can't escape from yourself.
    -------or
    "Are you baked, Parker?"

    "Wasted Jack, the word is wasted."

    (I suck at summeries. This summery is too long for the whoel fic.)

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    Peter goes out to a party with MJ and gets a little too drunk. He decides to put his mask on to stare at himself in the mirror and, surprise surprise, Karen alerts Tony with his vitals.

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    1/1
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    The first time Cable interrupted them during sex, it was in the middle of a Harry Potter movie marathon. There was Butterbeer. And 90 Proof Whiskey. There were TERRIBLE Harry Potter sex puns. It should have been embarrassing, but Peter might have been too drunk to care.

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    1/1
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    225
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    26
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    Peter felt stupid.

     

    Thinking that Wade Wilson of all people, would take him seriously if he found out his age.

    (Everyone is 18+ in this. Chill)

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    Daily Peter centric one-shots what else could you want

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    14
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    "Dad," Tony feels someone tugging at his sleeve, drawing his attention away from his conversation with Bruce. "Daaaaad..."

    Well, he is nothing if not flexible, if a suddenly acquired child in the Tower was anything to go by. "Yes, sweetheart?" he looks over to the side, face to face with a Peter whose cheeks are flushed and eyes bright and bushy-tailed.

    "D'you- do you think Harley likes me?" Peter asks, words slightly slurring. Tony sends Bruce a pleading look, who only shrugs and goes away with his own glass of water, effectively saying 'your child, your problem'.

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    Bookmarks:
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    At a party, Peter sees how many drinks he can down before he passes out.

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    Peter uses some of Thor's Asgardian mead to make a more souped-up version, and goes to Avengers Tower crooning about Wade's ass.

    Based off of chapter 257!
    Title from Hayley Kiyoko's new song I Wish! Go watch the full-length vid it's so good!

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
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    Peter calls Tony for help after out drinking, and Tony can't shake the feeling that something must be wrong if a good kid like Peter is drinking at 16. Post snap. Irondad. One-shot

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    It's Peter Parker's 21st birthday and his boyfriend Eddie decides that they should go visit a place that Peter's been wanting to go to for a while now. The small problem is, karaoke has never really been Eddie's thing. Well, he's sure he'll find a way to keep himself entertained.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    Peter hovered his thumb over Wade’s contact, unsure of asking him for help. When the sound of someone pounding on the door filled the bathroom, Peter clicked his contact and put the phone to his ear. Muffled sniffles pulling free of his mouth.

    It rang once, twice.

    “Hello?” Peter sobbed at the sound of Wade’s voice.

    “Um, hello?” Peter sniffled as he steeled himself.

    ”Wade? It’s me, Spidey.”

    “Hey! Wow, I didn’t think you would use this number. You ready to go on a taco date?” Peter wanted to smile at the sound of his excitement, but his vision was swimming and his awareness was loosening.

    “I think, I think that I’ve been drugged,” Peter sobbed as he realised his situation.

    “Where are you?” Wade immediately responded. All previous humour was gone, leaving a serious business tone behind.

    “I’m at a party,” Peter moaned, embarrassment weighed heavily on his shoulders. His first party experience was ruined already.

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    Peter is grounded for two weeks. The only thing is... he has a party to go to. He develops a 'foolproof' plan to get way with sneaking out. Things don't go to plan.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    13
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    Peter is swaying a little where he’s sitting, glancing around himself with a slightly detached glaze to his eyes. Tony doesn’t need his glasses to see that his protegé is clearly drunk off his ass.

    “Oh, hi, Mis’er Stark,” Peter says with a grin when Tony’s shadow falls on him, his pronunciation more than a little off.

    “So, Peter Parker. Welcome to the latest episode of What Not to Do When You’re Bored on a Friday Night.”

    -or-

    When Peter gets drunk at an Avengers party, he is not the only one to feel the consequences.

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    tony stark had not thought he would have to deal with a drunk peter Parker until at least his 18th birthday but here he was at 3am.
    he also didn't think he'd have to deal with the evil scum of new York.
    yet somehow he got both on one night in the worst combination.

    implied rape attempt but it doesn't get graphic.

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    Peter frowned and took another sip, not quite tasting the bitterness that much. “Well, Long Island makes some weird tea.”
    Ned was also taking sips and finally turned to Peter. “Dude we made it! Flash made us drinks, the whole grade is here; what could go wrong?”
    Well.
    OR
    Requested on Tumblr by: peter-parker-pictures
    "Would you mind writing a fic where Peter goes to a party and unknowingly drinks a spiked beverage? Then he could drunk call Tony who comes and gets him and has to deal with drunk Peter.

    Language:
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    Comments:
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    Peter wasn't planning on drinking tonight but he's sure as hell will do anything to make Ned happy. What happens when he gets a little bit carried away and the only one that can save him from his drunken state at 3 in the morning is his mentor Tony Stark?

    An angry Tony Stark, who happens to find out Peter wasn't being treated fairly.

    (I suck at summaries sorry)

    Language:
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    Comments:
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    47
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