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    Losing Gwen was more than just heartbreaking for Peter Parker. It shattered him. That’s three people he loved, and failed to save. But, he must piece himself back together, swallow his misery, and do what has to be done.
    Can he keep the glue from cracking?

    Or

    The one where an angsty kid owns a small but thriving business and is also one cool mf guy!!

    Disclaimer: Mentions of (at some point in passing) drugs, alcohol, depression, bullying, abuse, sex, blood, murder, suicidal thoughts/ tendencies, loss of a loved one, etc.

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    A series of one-shots based on our Tumblr Kinktober Prompt List!

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    Peter was an idiot. Only an idiot would get this drunk. But only an idiot like him would be so dang sweet.

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    Peter finds himself thrown through universe after universe with no way to get home, no ideas, and only one consistency he can count on: Quentin Beck, without fail, appears in every single one.

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    How long has Michelle been the kind of girl who stays long after the party's over? About as long as Peter's been the kind of guy who passes out drunk on a pool float.

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    ...or fourteen times Tony Stark and Peter Parker almost kiss, and the one time they finally do. To be updated weekly.

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    "What kind of mentor would I be if I let you sleep with your head in a toilet?"

    "A normal one?" Peter asked, head still in the bowl.

    "Peter, no," Tony said, trying not to laugh. "I would not, you doofus."

    ~OR~

    Peter is invited to the compound for some games and (supervised) drinks. When he has one too many, it's Sober Tony and Tipsy Bruce to the rescue :P

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    "Heeey Mr. Stark!" Peter's overly cheerful voice echoed through the receiver, a faint but noticeable slur under his words. "I jus' w'na say tha' you- you're really cool."

    Tony felt an incredulous laugh bubble up. "Peter, are you drunk?"

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    “Tony, I think my senses are in overload, I’m going to throw up!”

     

    “It’s not sensory overload Pete, you're drunk.”

     

    “I’m drunk? I thought my name was Peter!”

     

    “You know, you’re pretty giddy for a kid who was just seconds away from throwing-- yep there it is.”

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    when you turn 18, you get a black mark where your soulmate's skin will touch yours for the first time. if you don't get a mark, they've already touched you.

    MJ's mark shows up as a handprint on her back.
    And she knows two boys with black palms.

    find my tumblrs, twitter, ko-fi, and any other links here!

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    If May were here, she would be fussing over him like crazy. Disinfecting it, stitching it up even though it would inevitably heal in a couple of hours.

    May.

    A new wave of nausea rises in his throat and he stumbles to the sink and retches, holding onto the edge with agonizing grip. The formica countertop cracks under the pressure.

    His head pounds and his throat burns and the heaving doesn’t help. If his broken ribs didn’t already ache, they sure do now.

    Once his stomach has nothing left to reject, his knees go weak and he doesn’t even try to hold himself up any more.

    His jeans are stiff from the blood. It flakes off and lands on the linoleum tiles. He doesn’t know if it’s his or…

    Hers.

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    When Harley suggested swiping alcohol for the kid’s party, Cooper had a glimmer of hope that maybe something might happen in the romance department

    But a game of Spin the Bottle proves that nothing good can come from drinking

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    Tony decides the best time for Peter’s first drink is an Avengers party

    Yeah like that won’t be a disaster

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    After trying to get a hold of the kid for hours, Peter Parker stumbles home drunk and Tony can only pray he was never this annoying

    Maybe he should call Rhodey and Pepper and apologize

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    Peter and Harley wake up after a drunk night with a stranger who they happen to be married to.

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    When Tony first started to forget things, Peter thought maybe it was just age. People’s memories fade as they get older, right? Minds get weaker. It’s just natural.

    But Tony has arguably the sharpest mind of the 21st century. Peter should have realised that it was never going to be just getting weaker. It was never going to be just age.

    No - not when the sharpest mind of the 21st century also happened to come into contact with the deadliest amount of gamma radiation known to man five years ago.

    --

    or, Tony’s sacrifice is still haunting them five years later. Peter has to come to terms with the fact that Tony’s memory is fading.

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    A collection of oneshots, inspired by all of you!

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    Peter has a little bit too much fun at a party and his inner party-animal shows itself.

    Title is from "Sedona" by Houndmouth.

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    Peter should have known that he would be a pariah coming to the reunion three weeks out from being named seventh on the Forbes’ 30 Tech Up-and-Comers Under 30 list. Even Flash had tried to strike up a conversation in the buffet line, and he’d pushed Peter into a bush sophomore year of college. He's starting to regret coming, but then...

     "Deadpool?"

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    Peter hears the familiar whine of the pulsers behind him before they actually arrive, gazing listlessly out to the city street. He sways a little on the balcony’s edge, takes another swig of the bottle before wiping his mouth.

    The soft thud behind him tells Peter that Tony is behind him but Peter can’t bring himself to care.

    “Pete? You doing alright, kid?”

    On some level in Peter’s drunk-addled mind, he can register the slight undertone of panic in Tony’s voice, trying and failing to be calm. It’s not working, even Peter can hear that, but he ignores it.

    He sways a little more, takes another swig.

    IronDad Bingo: Alcohol

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