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    Sometimes the universe winks at you, just to let you know.

    Excerpt: John is just muttering some nonsense about bit different from my day when they enter the lab. A tall fellow with dark, curly hair is using a pipette to drop some liquid into a Petri dish. Hearing John’s voice, he looks up.
    Sherlock Holmes.
    They both freeze for a moment. He stares into those grey eyes that haven’t changed, still seeing every detail.
    Holmes gives a tiny smirk. “Afghanistan or Iraq?”
    It’s been years, and he is surprised at how much it still hurts. Realising that he’s staring, he clears his throat, shuffles his feet, and mumbles something about an appointment he’s forgotten.

    OR: John and Sherlock meet again, years after they were school boys together. John hasn't forgotten why he still hates Sherlock Holmes.

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    *乱吃醋之后独自买醉被夏洛克领回家的约翰仔
    *色温的《一只猫》衍生:https://sevq78.lofter.com/post/1deb2b95_1c9776730

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    Everyone hopes to find a soulmate someday, someone to complete you, understand you, and cherish you forever, but thus far, all Mycroft Holmes and Greg Lestrade have found is someone who can aggravate and annoy like no other. Why does Mycroft have to be so condescending and presumptuous and...and...posh?! And why does that irritating DI have to be so cheeky and un-intimidateable? The friends and colleagues of both are getting tired of the constant whinging!

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    Sherlock is a Dhamphir, (the product of a mating between a male vampire and a female human) and is compelled to hunt Vampires that cause problems in general and exposure to the public in particular.

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    "Congratulations to you both again, we hope you have a wonderful stay!" she called after them just as the lift doors were closing. 

    Both men were silent as they started their ascent, tinny jazz music the only sound in the metal box.

    "Wait a minute, did she just say suite?" John finally exclaimed, the words finally registering in his tired brain.

    Or the one where Mycroft Holmes tries to play matchmaker, and it works. It works WELL.

    Mostly shameless smut, with feelings and the tiniest bit of plot that you'll need your magnifying glass to find. We are not ashamed.

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    There were a lot of things John Watson wasn’t prepared for when he finally moved out of his childhood home and into a prestigious private university. For one, he did not expect the handsome bloke living in the dorm next to his to be a sociopath and he surely didn’t think that somehow, against all odds, he would fall in love with him.
    Luckily sometimes things have a way of working themselves out.

    PSA: english isn’t my first language so please tell me if anything is misspelled or grammatically incorrect. I really appreciate the feedback!

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    “So, Waltz right?” he asked with his hands behind his back, his camel dressing gown fluttering after him, before he looked at John.

    “Yes, yes, Waltz. More traditional.” the doctor said and got up as well, clenching and unclenching his fists continuously. “The curtains though… close them, please…” he asked, looking at the windows, trying to figure out if people might have seen them dancing together.

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    Sherlock and Christmas just don't fit in the same sentence.

    Five times Sherlock fails to make an ideal Christmas for him and John and one time he makes it more than perfect.

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    Permanecemos ahí tanto tiempo que siento como empiezo a dormirme. El agradable aturdimiento empieza a reclamarme y se está haciendo más y más difícil mantener mis ojos abiertos. Me despierto solo por el sonido de su voz llenando el silencio.

    -No te cases.

    La frase es tan suave que casi no lo oigo. Miro hacia él, inseguro sobre qué decir después. Él mantiene sus ojos fijos en el techo, evitando encontrarse con mi mirada.

    - ¿Qué? -, digo porque no puedo pensar en otra cosa. ¿Cómo contestas a este tipo de declaración?

    —Breve ficlet sobre lo que pudo haber pasado si no hubieran tenido un caso en la despedida de soltero. —

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    A well-meaning Sherlock Holmes proposes an unconventional approach for finding John a partner involving cameras, microphones and math. John, weary from too many bad dates, agrees to be the lab rat in what feels like yet another of Sherlock's crazy experiments.

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    Sherlock si chce zahrát na svůdníka a nastraží doktoru Watsonovi rafinovanou past. Věci se bohužel nevyvíjejí přesně podle jeho plánu. Ale, kdo ví, možná to nakonec nebude až takový propadák...

    Povídka volně navazuje na můj předchozí opus s názvem V hostinci.

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    This little idea came to mind, and I couldn't help but pen it. It's not as much of an analysis as my other Holmes/Watson works, but I had fun writing it and attempting to do their dialogue justice. Hope it works alright. Enjoy!

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    You worked for years as an undercover agent to bust a human trafficking ring. But the Americans’ expansion to the UK leads you into unfamiliar territory. In your attempt to embed yourself into the new operation, Sherlock and John blow your cover. The arrogant detective thinks he can learn all your secrets from a single look. Little does he know that you’re the one learning his.

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    Two men were alone together in a small apartment in a massive twinkling city within the enormity of a planet brimming with billions of people. In a moment that was both star-shatteringly cataclysmic and elegiacally insignificant. Two men trapped in one dying star.

    A stupid, rushed little oneshot inspired by Conan Gray's brand new single - Wish You Were Sober - from his album Kid Krow which releases on Friday (I'm incredibly excited). For some reason, in the thirty/forty odd times I listened to it today I couldn't stop thinking that it just works for hopeless pining Johnlock dynamic. Enjoy my shoddy writing :)

    I'd like to think this happens anywhere between The Great Game and The Reichenbach Fall (so early Johnlock!). The case mentioned is from the original ACD books, its called Silver Blaze.

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    Doctor John Watson has a secret… He is a well-known author of detectives’ stories. After the war, it was his way of coping with his relentless nightmares. Months and years passed, the memory of his life as a soldier fading away, erased by the tranquillity of a life separated between his job at the surgery and evening at his computer.

    Away from any action, away from any strong emotion. Until one day, his world collides with a dead man.

    ** Each story in that series is independent and not-related at all **

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    John attends a Halloween party with his girlfriend. Things don't go as planned, and he realizes the night has more than one surprise in store for him.

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    Freshers’ Week: as much an idiotic-bordering-delusional social ritual as Mycroft had always informed him it would be. Joining in was irrefutably out of the question for Sherlock, who only wanted to get stuck into his degree work as soon as possible.

     

    Until, by a clumsy act of fate on the first night, he bumps into a certain John Watson who spikes his interest in a way he doesn't yet fully understand... Suddenly Sherlock feels compelled to push himself out of his shell in order to learn how to open himself up to friendship - and how to distinguish it from something far more interesting and vulnerable.

     

    An alternative universe wherein Sherlock and John meet through university accommodation in the present day - expect miscommunication, drunkenness, banter, sexual tension, doubt, denial, realistic first times and an overdose of fluff and silliness!

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    John wakes up in Sherlock's bed, it's happened before.. but he could remember those nights. This one? It was a bit blurry.

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    We lie there so long, I feel myself starting to drift off. The pleasant dizziness starts to claim me and it's becoming harder and harder to keep my eyes open. I'm woken only by the sound of his voice filling the silence.

    "Don't get married."

    The sentence is so soft I almost don't hear him. I glance over, unsure as to what to say next. He keeps his eyes fixed on the ceiling, avoiding meeting my gaze.

    "What?" I say because I can't think of anything else. How do you reply to that kind of statement?

     

    - Short ficlet about what could have happened if they hadn't had a case on the stag night. -

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    After his sister made them confess, Sherlock and Molly avoided the questions it should have brought forth. But after some time, and a pub night with John, Sherlock knew he needed to know more. Molly must know that it has never been a lie for him either. That it's always been true. So he's got a plan.

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