18 Works in Drunk Harry Potter

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    A series of oneshots shippings where an older Harry have Orpheus's Curse, he can use powerful magic by singing or dancing.

    and some of the chaps will have SMUT

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,484
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2053
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    After the war, Harry couldn’t keep a job and kept showing up drunk. Draco couldn’t even get a job because of his Dark Mark. They run into one another at the bar. The rest is history.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,086
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    624
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    Ferveret - n. boiling point

    After an Auror raid gone wrong, Draco ends up trapped in a dodgy safehouse with nothing but Harry Potter’s dubious company and a dwindling supply of food. With only each other and the walls surrounding them, they're forced to confront their past and their feelings which have long been threatening to boil over.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,882
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    172
    Kudos:
    747
    Bookmarks:
    184
    Hits:
    8972
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    a post-hogwarts fic—draco picks up a job driving a taxi to pay his rent, and picks up an unexpected fare from the side of a club.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,187
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    20
    Hits:
    388
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    The Infernal Trio (Harry, Fred & George) are drunk and meet a few Death Eaters in the Forest.
    It's not like the twins could have known that alcohol would give Harry the courage to ask one of the Death Eaters out, right ? ... Right ?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    421
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    359
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    Harry is sick of quick hook-ups and is ready to start looking for an actual boyfriend. He devises a plan to evaluate whether or not potential suitors can meet his standards. Will the handsome blond that has been stealing glances at him all night pass the test?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,501
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    315
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    Les deux ennemis de toujours, Drago Malefoy et Harry Potter, seront ensemble pour s'occuper de quelque chose d'inattendu lors d'un projet scolaire...un bébé! Seront-ils capable de terminer ce projet et leur année scolaire sans trop de batailles? Apprendront-ils enfin à se supporter et à cesser leur animosité?

    « - Comme vous pouvez tous le constater, Monsieur Harry Potter et Monsieur Drago Malefoy sont les seuls à ne pas s'être inscrit sur le parchemin magique hier. Je vais être obligé de choisir votre binôme à chacun. Je ne sais pas si c'est un malheureusement ou un heureusement pour vous, mais comme vous, Monsieur Potter et vous, Monsieur Malefoy, êtes les seuls à ne pas être en binômes, il serait justicieux de vous mettre ensemble! »

    Ou...
    Harry et Drago ont une grande tension sexuelle et doivent s'occuper d'un adorable bébé, en déniant leurs sentiments vis-à-vis l'autre, tandis que tout le monde s'imagine convulsivement qu'ils sont secrètement en couple.

    Language:
    Français
    Words:
    111,668
    Chapters:
    51/?
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2495
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    Six times the Golden Trio enjoyed Bonfire Night at Hogwarts and the one time they didnt

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,506
    Chapters:
    3/7
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    200
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    Pansy watches a Gryffindor v Slytherin quidditch match in the boiling sun and spends most of it watching Ginny Weasley.

    or

    Pansy pines and Draco is most helpful when he's drunk.

    This is my first fanfiction ever so any feedback on my portrayal of the characters would be infinitely helpful! :)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,632
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    810
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    After the 2nd wizarding war, Harry left wizarding world and taking his godson Teddy with him, for a journey of soul-searching. Later becoming a famous and controversial metal singer and guitarist called FreakStag-1.

    He’s trying to numb the pain and sorrow he went through over the years with drugs, sex, parties and music while trying his best to be there for his godson.

    (Celebrities will appear in this story, some that I love and some that I hate)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,767
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1252
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    Fed up of being the shoulder you cry on
    I want to be the shoulder you lie on
    Everyday, every night
    I'll be fine, I'll be fine
    If you're mine

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,896
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    “Hey Potter.” Malfoy called out dryly from the other end of the common room.

    Harry grumbled at him and didn’t look up from his attempt at drawing hair on his balls. “What is it, Malfoy?”

    “Could you please stop drawing pubic hair on those balls.” Harry’s head snapped up faster than lightning, because surely he couldn’t be Malfoy’s… But apparently he could be, because right there on Draco’s pale skin, was the very same dick he’d been drawing on his own arm. “I mean, it wasn’t very pretty to begin with, but now you’re even ruining the little bit of aesthetic it did have.”

    Harry couldn’t speak, couldn’t think, couldn’t function, because fucking hell Draco Malfoy was his soul mate. Draco Malfoy! Draco sodding fucking bloody Malfoy! How the hell had that happened?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,185
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    719
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    6930
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    After the war, Harry was feeling useless. Empty. After a confrontation at a bar, he finally realized what he needs to make him feel whole again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,564
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    191
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    6827
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    The one where Harry's drunk and on a dare.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    365
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1513
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    A drunken Harry Potter gets Cho Chang's number at a party and mistakenly texts Draco Malfoy. They bond and share secrets, Harry continuing to be a drunken, partying jock, while Draco's life slowly crumbles before his eyes. Romantics feelings emerge, despite Harry being straight and Draco dating Pansy Parkinson... But soon, a relationship forms. However, can it withstand the prodding of friends, issues on both ends, and the test of time and distance??

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    437
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    578
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    Draco se encuentra en la fiesta de su peor enemigo rodeado de gryffindors. En su mente suena como la peor pesadillas de todas, pero quizás la noche de giros inexpertos y todo termine mejor de lo esperado.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    3,247
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    132
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Taking the step from being friends to wanting to become lovers is hard, especially when the parties involved are nearly always drunk when they hang out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,500
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    228
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    4505
  18. Tags
    Summary

    Harry doesn't know what that hole in the bathroom is for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,295
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    339
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    10854

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