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    Ben takes Leia out to The Melting Pot for Mother’s Day and Han just comes along for a free meal. Leia keeps trying to set Ben up with Rey the waitress.

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    Short epilogues to my story Han Is So Tired of this Force Shit. Anakin and Padme when Luke and Leia are born plus Han and Chewie talking about everything Han learned about Luke and Leia's family. Written with eviltroyandevilabed.

    Can be read as standalone!

    “I. Am. Never. Having. Sex. With. You. Again.” Padme enunciated between pushes. “Go find Master Yoda if you get lonely.”

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    Ultra-nerd and inventor Ben Solo, who barely leaves the house except to go to galactic conventions, must team up with former space pirate Rey to defeat Palpatine before a fleet of planet-obliterating Star Destroyers is unleashed. Ben can barely work his lightsaber and screams when he's out in the sun, but has an advanced capacity to stay up until the break of dawn and quote loads of useless (or is it?) trivia. He's smitten with the fiery and gorgeous Rey, and she may be just what he needs to break out of his shell.

    Rey can't believe her dyad in the force screams at the sight of spiders and hid behind her in their last battle, yet she can't help but be smitten by his goofy smile and giant heart. Also, when he's not cosplaying Darth Vader, he's pretty darn cute. But she's on a time crunch and can't be bothered to wait while his suppressed powers catch up to hers. Not only is the galaxy at stake, but her deepest secrets could put her future in ruins. Will Ben restore his full power in time to be the dyad partner she needs against Palpatine? Or will his fears and prickly sensitivities spell disaster? Judging by what he did to the Jedi Temple, she's really not so sure.

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    “This is not my room…”

    “And that isn’t your shirt either.”

    or, Luke and Han find something in Cloud City that they should have discovered sooner.

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    Command's assignment for her was far from Jyn's idea of a productive mission, but two totally inexperienced rookies really could keep you on your toes.

    Perhaps it was a good thing, then, that Cassian decided to say hello when he did.

    Or, a mission gone sideways, a less-than-brilliant assassin, and rebelcaptain banter that is a little on the playful side.

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    Han goes on a bender. Chewbacca is a good pal.

    Set before the last scene of "Solo: A Star Wars Story."

    SPOILERS for "Solo: A Star Wars Story"

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    “I said stop it,” Hux commands. “Stay in your own head, you petulant child.”
    Kylo shakes his head. “I don’t like it here,” he says.
    Hux grabs him by the chin again and forces his head up. “You made that world,” he whispers. “And you will live in it.”

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    “It’s not called slurring your words. It’s called talking in cursive and it’s fucking elegant.” Han attempted to point a finger. However, in his heavily influenced state, Han ended up sticking his finger straight into Luke’s mouth.
    Edit 5.29.16: I spelled my own title wrong omfg fixed some typos too!

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    Luke enjoyed living with his sister. Something he could live without though were drunk guys serenading their window at 3am.

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