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    Fíli grew up knowing that he would one day be the ruler of his people; but when Erebor is reclaimed and his uncle's sanity starts to fail, he begins to wonder about the Arkenstone's relationship to the madness of his forbears. Soon, war comes to the Lonely Mountain, pushing all other concerns aside; and when the battle ends and his closest kin have fallen, Fíli finds out for himself the truth of the Arkenstone's hold.

    (This is an AU involving Fíli surviving the Battle Of The Five Armies, and begins with a very different version of said Battle. Please see the story notes for more information!)

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    After a young mage, Solona Amell, makes the ultimate sacrifice to stop the Blight, only two Grey Wardens remain alive in Ferelden. Unfortunately, they are not on speaking terms. As Alistair decides to walk away from the crown, will Loghain Mac Tir achieve the impossible: persuade Maric's bastard to fulfill his duties and marry Loghain's daughter? He'll certainly try his best, but will it be the right thing to do?

    Based on Dragon Age Origins and Awakening, as well as David Gaider's books "The Stolen Throne" and "The Calling". Alistair/Loghain.

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    An incident in an inn. Even on an Important Quest, dwarves need to let their hair down and have a little fun from time to time. Bonus points if it comes with nearly giving other folks a heart attack. And isn't it funny how rumours can spring from small misunderstandings?

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    She turned her eyes to him. Their eyes met and woman drowned in their blueness. They were like the ocean. Deep, dark and mysterious. Beatrice was drowning, but only by looking in his eyes she felt she was breathing. She didn't understand how she could do such a thing: look at Thorin as if he had all the answers to her questions, as if he was air, when she had John?

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    After leaving celebrations early, following the success of the great battle to reclaim Erebor, you stumble across a certain pair of princes, both completey drunk and barely capable of coherent conversation.

    In a valiant effort to guide them both to your chambers, so they can sleep off the effects of copious amounts of ale, you end up enduring a series of drunken antics along the way...

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    My first story type thing I've ever publicly posted, yay?
    Its not really a story, just a conversation between and about some Pathfinder RPG characters.
    I wrote this just as a fun thing for my fellow party members, I believe our GM's wife will be chronicling our adventures, so maybe we'll see them here sometime.

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    2/2
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    Bilbo gets the last laugh.

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    Mahariel is frustrated one morning when she wakes to find her hair in knots. Leiliana only makes it worse with her ministrations, and so Sten steps in to lend a hand. After all, he has to have some skill from braiding his own hair all the time, hadn't he?

    'It was like his, in the same style - if less braids. Hers were thicker, and she couldn't exactly remember giving him any of her ties. When she held the braid closest to her, she had to pull it over her high topped ear to see the end held a small leather band which was similar to his own.

    "Do you want these back?" She found herself saying.

    Sten took the braid from her fingers, looked her in the eye and said, "no," in his deep voice before placing the plat back over her ear. She did her best to hide the shiver as his fingers brushed the sensitive point.'

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    Bilbo is homesick, but his friends help him.

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    Inspired by imagines from Imagines x Hobbit on tumblr

    If you recongize it, it belongs to Prof Tolkien.

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    Kili is King under the mountain, the only surviving heir to the line of Durin.
    Tauriel is King Thranduil’s only daughter, princess of the Woodland realm.
    When an unlikely alliance through marriage is proposed, everyone involved is bound on doing their duty. It was never about feelings. Or so they thought.
    AU where Kili and Tauriel have never met.

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    Out on the beach to clear his head, post-break up Gimli inadvertently stumbles across an ancient—and rather amorous—creature.

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    19/?
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    I just realised it loosely fits the Imagine Fili needing to be a little drunk to be able to confess his feelings for you imagine.

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    Wherein one Fundin son enlightens the other to the ways of women.

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    There is truth in wine -- and also in ale and mead. And when Fíli enjoys a bit too much of all three at the fifth anniversary of the refounding of Dale, he lets that truth come out to Sigrid.

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    Sometimes a wild drunken night can leave many unanswered questions the next morning, as well as hangovers. After spending a night at the local inn in Bree, hangovers are the least of the Company of Thorin's Oakenshield's worries.

    For example, why are the Men of Bree suddenly afraid of Ori? How did Kíli end up in a dress? Where on Middle Earth is Glóin's locket, and who is the person responsible for the love bite on Thorin Oakenshield's neck?

    But the real question on everyone's mind is: what happened last night?

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    Fill from a prompt on the Hobbit Kink Meme: "So Dwalin and Thorin have been best buds for like, ever. One can only imagine the shenanigans they used to get up to together, Fili and Kili would probably be proud. Anyway,though now they're adults and are most of the time quite serious, now and then they feel the need to blow off some steam and get a bit immature. I just want to read about one of those times." http://hobbit-kink.livejournal.com/13429.html?thread=24517493#t24517493

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    So it's Aegi's birthday, and Fili, Kili and Ori wants to surprise her. They convince Thorin to be a part of it, since she, after all, has done a lot for them and also suffered a tiny bit because of them (nothing serious though). They make the perfect plan and get everything they need, including a bouncing castle. But as we have learned by Thorin and his Company; everything that can go wrong, will go wrong. So how will this surprise party end??

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    Yuletide under the mountain is an experience Tauriel will not forget anytime soon.

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    It's the night before an important meeting between the Elves of Mirkwood and the Dwarves of Erebor, so naturally there's a royal party. Thranduil and Thror have a little too much to drink, so its left to Thorin and Legolas to sort out their mess.

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    Comments:
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    2
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