14 Works in Drunk Bilbo Baggins

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    In which Bilbo has too much and just the right amount.

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    Bilbo gets drunk and decides to give Thorin a piece of his mind before leaving Erebor behind

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    Bilbo wakes in a bed with thorin in laketown and doesn't know really how to cope with that.
    he copes kinda bad.
    may be longer, since I ran away with the one shot idea and made this pretty long.

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    Bilbo and Thorin drink together, reminisce together, and compare together.

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    because why not have a terrible pun as the title

    (originally named 'yes that cliche drunk texting thing')

    Modern AU in which all of the hobbits get super drunk and Prim accidentally texts Thorin instead of Hamfast. Involving Wrecking Ball on top of a wrecking ball, Pirate Princess Pickle Bunnies, and cricket with mandarins.

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    So there was something worse than coming to a Halloween party in an exceptionally tight-fitting Superman costume – it was coming to said party and humiliate yourself in front of the person your were in love with.

    In which Thorin hates the costume Dís forced him to wear, but some other (very drunk) people might find it just to their liking.

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    Modern day AU with fem!Bilbo and Thorin. They meet in a club and their relationship progressed from there- but There's something Thorin isn't telling Bilbo about himself, and Bilbo's past isn't something she shares with a lot of people either. Bilbo's clean now, Thorin not so much.

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    A beautiful starlit night filled with good food, a few drinks, and great friends. Bilbo Baggins had not felt this content since Rivendell, and well- maybe has partaken in one too many drinks. Wanting nothing more than to curl up, and fall asleep with his fuzzy thoughts, the Hobbit finds he has other things planned for him. Fili and Kili are tired of watching their Uncle and the Hobbit dance around each other... so, they decide to take matters into their own, very capable hands. All it will take, is convincing their dear Burglar to get totally hammered. A gift fic for redroses100 over on fan fiction.

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    The men of Lake Town are happy to have the dwarves. Dwarves are happy to have free food and drink. Bilbo needs some air. When he's drunk, he's too honest for his own good.

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    Bilbo hadn't really meant to talk about his long-lost first love, an odd, Dwarf Smith who had walked into the Shire many years ago, beardless and with his hair shorn. But then, he hadn't counted on a curious Fili and Kili.

    He's also not sure why Thorin Oakenshield is reacting rather strangely to Bilbo's little story...

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    Bilbo walks in on Dr. Oakenshield's dancing when he's handing in reports. His professor then takes action to ensure that Bilbo will not blackmail him. What first starts out as payment for Dr. Oakenshield's blackmail turns out to be more than he expected. AU. Student-Teacher relationship.

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    The company crashes a Laketown tavern.

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