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    A short fic of what I imagine would happen if Ryan and Shane from Buzzfeed Unsolved stumbled into Aziraphale's bookshop while on vacation in London.

    No archive warnings apply BUT there is profanity in this, so beware!

    Completely platonic Shane and Ryan (i don't believe in writing romantic/sexual stuff about them), relationship between Crowley and Aziraphale is implied if you squint very hard because I do believe that they are smitten with each other

    **Note before reading: I think the characterization of Ryan and Shane is decent, but my apologies in advance about Crowley and Aziraphale's, I'm waiting to rewatch until right before the new season comes out, so it's been a minute since I've actually watched the show and thus might be a little inaccurate.

    Hope you like it!

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    While extremely drunk, Crowley complains that there’s too many angel figurines in the shop, and not enough demons. Aziraphale, also extremely drunk, decides to remedy the situation.

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    Crowley laughs out loud, slowly leaning forward to whisper in Aziraphale's ear. "If I were you, I would watch my mouth, little angel. You have no idea who I am or what I'm capable of."

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    To stop the war between the Angéli and the Daemons, Aziraphale Fell - son of the Angéli boss - has to fake being the boyfriend of the Daemons boss's son, Anthony Crowley.

    Mafia AU

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    “Thing is, I have a friend that needs somewhere to stay temporarily.” Her smile was saintly. “I would offer him a sleeping place on my couch, but ehh...Newt is moving in with me…” The smile was glowing now. “We just decided! But that means it would perhaps be a bit awkward to have Crowley living there too… Anyway, I remembered that you have a spare room you hardly use. Soo...maybe he could rent that room for a while?”

     

    Despite a very rocky start to their acquaintance, Aziraphale decides to offer his room to the dashing waiter that he already finds himself being reluctantly drawn to. Crowley, on other hand, doesn't have much other choice than to accept, unwanted attraction aside.

    Neither is looking for a relationship, not wanting the emotions nor complications it brings with it, but tough luck boys;)

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    When Aziraphale Fell heard that his boss has hired a new lawyer, he didn't think that it would be his ex-fiancé Anthony Crowley - or that he has to share his office with him from now on.

    Lawyer AU

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    Aziraphale Fell meets a flirty redhead in a bar who offers him a job, asks him out on a date and is a fashion designer. But what Aziraphale doesn't know is that Anthony Crowley is a fashion designer for erotic lingerie.

    Sugar Daddy AU

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    "Why don't you show me what happens to innocent little angels who can't resist a temptation?"
    "Oh, my sweet little dove", Crowley says in amusement, turning Aziraphale around and pushing him down on the desk. "It will be my pleasure to show you who's in charge here."

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    Aziraphale knows that he should be happy. He has married the love of his life, he enjoys every second he spends with Crowley and he will finish law school soon. But he can't get rid of the feeling that shadows of their past are haunting them.

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    Crowley chuckles in amusement. "Oh, now you're playing the blushing virgin? There's no need for that, sweetheart." Slowly, he leans forward, whispering in Aziraphale's ear. "I already know that you're a little slut... who would have thought that such an innocent little angel could have such a dirty mouth?"
    Aziraphale blushes heavily, feeling Crowley's hot breath on his skin. How the hell did I get myself into this?!

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    On his way to meet his online date in a café, Aziraphale Fell realizes that the guy he has been chatting with is his new and hated neighbour Anthony Crowley. And on top of it all, Crowley suggests that they could start a friends with benefits relationship.

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    Crowley is taking one of his century-long naps. Aziraphale misses him.

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    Aziraphale missed Crowley during Lockdown, but he sees something he maybe shouldn't have.... Or should have?

    (Or in which they're both idiots and love each other)

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    Aziraphale and Crowley take a “relaxing” trip to the mountains and scare themselves silly

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    Rock ‘n’ Roll turned out to be Crowley’s favorite invention of the twentieth century. He may lie and say it’s the internet, but it’s not. He has always been a music fanatic, and it has informed his fashion choices for as long as there has been music. It wasn’t any wonder that the raucous genre of Rock’n’Roll took off after the shock and awe of the Second World War. Make all the arguments for “that’s just the way music was already headed” that you want, Crowley will tell you that wasn’t entirely true. After so much Death, People wanted to Live. Music, after all, has always been one of the greatest ecstasies of sentience. And Crowley is determined to make Rock the most popular music of the century.
    An unsanctioned bet with his angel certainly has NOTHING to do with it! ...But will he have the guts to collect if he wins?

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    Part 2 of the Blackbird series, Moment to be Free is an exploration of Crowley and Aziraphale’s history set in flashback memories triggered by events taking place post non-pocalypse. As they attempt to find new meaning in their Forced Retirement and evolving relationship, they inadvertently discover forgotten memories through Aziraphale’s new talents with human Magic and his attempts at mastering is own Light.

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    Most people think that if they hide, or they do something in secret, that I don’t know. That I can’t see. What few fully understand is that while I see everything, there is nothing I can do. Free Will is the natural cause of everything. Everything happens because of each individual persons free will. And while you would imagine only the humans wouldn’t know that, nobody seems to know that. Not even my angels. But, there is a pair, the most unlikely of pairs, who meet in a very unplanned way. And while it will take them the better part of six thousand years to come to realize that their free will is the most powerful forces in the universe, they gravitate to each other. Despite it all. And this, is where their story begins.

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    Drunk Crowley tries and failed to cover up an accidental hug

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    Another one of my ficlets from the WNAGP event

    Anathema started to get worried when the bookshop had been closed two days in a row, but she told herself that Aziraphale probably just were out of town.

    When a week went by, and it remained closed, she couldn’t ignore it any longer. The angel had once gotten her a spare key, only to be used if he actually asked her to tend to the shop. Something he hadn’t done this time, but something inside her told her that this was an exception, and that something was wrong.

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    Two meetings, two humans, two supernatural beings, one broken relationship, and some musical inspiration.

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    Demon Azira(fell) watches as Angel Crowley's plant shop go up in flames, and gets drunk, while Angel Crowley needs to posses a body and uses Madame Tracy's. Also, the angel and demon might have know each other before The Fall... or, definitely knew each other.
     

    Season 1, Episode 5: The Doomsday Option (From beginning to just after Madame Tracy's seance.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes. Also, new section and added detail to their backstory.

    Formally called; plant shop not on fire & the figure of crowley & madame tracy's possession

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    Six Thousand Years of Crowley Being Soft and Taking Care of Kids.

    (And Six Thousand Years of Aziraphale Taking in and Protecting Outcasts.)

    Scene 2: Mesopotamia and Inside the Ark. The first children Crowley saves.

    They cry and plead and pray, like Crawley once did. If he doesn’t save them, who will?

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    The demon Azira(fell) must deliver the Antichrist, and the angel Crowley, is unsure of what to do.

    Season 1, episode 1: In The Beginning. (Up until they decided to raise Warlock.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; about 11 years

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