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    Demon Azira(fell) watches as Angel Crowley's plant shop go up in flames, and gets drunk, while Angel Crowley needs to posses a body and uses Madame Tracy's. Also, the angel and demon might have know each other before The Fall... or, definitely knew each other.
     

    Season 1, Episode 5: The Doomsday Option (From beginning to just after Madame Tracy's seance.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes. Also, new section and added detail to their backstory.

    Formally called; plant shop not on fire & the figure of crowley & madame tracy's possession

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    Six Thousand Years of Crowley Being Soft and Taking Care of Kids.

    (And Six Thousand Years of Aziraphale Taking in and Protecting Outcasts.)

    Scene 2: Mesopotamia and Inside the Ark. The first children Crowley saves.

    They cry and plead and pray, like Crawley once did. If he doesn’t save them, who will?

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    The demon Azira(fell) must deliver the Antichrist, and the angel Crowley, is unsure of what to do.

    Season 1, episode 1: In The Beginning. (Up until they decided to raise Warlock.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; about 11 years

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    Here's a soft little first kiss fic set in July 1969. A demon watches humanity land on the moon and an angel takes one giant leap.

     

    The Television shifted back to Houston and a little flash of light caught Aziraphale's wobbly attention. The bottle, there it was, still in his hand.

    He sent it off very slowly through the air with a little puttering sound that his own lips supplied.

    No reaction.

    Had it orbit him once or twice, a little unsteadily.

    The demon swatted the bottle away, eyes stuck to the screen.

    "You know, I tell you. This is much harder to do than it was," said an astronaut far away.

    "Keep it going," Houston answered.

    "You're neglecting. The Chateau Margaux, demon bo- dear boy." Someone sniggered, sounding astonishingly like Aziraphale himself. "Dearmon boy."

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    Aziraphale is invited to a wedding. Not wanting to attend alone, he finds a date in an ad.

    I'm going for that dumb cliché where two people pose in a relationship and then end up liking each other and date for reals!

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    He keeps holding my hand, did I mention we're holding hands now?! Because we are. It’s a thing. It’s bloody fantastic, it is. But you see why I can’t bollocks this up.

    Or, the one where Aziraphale and Crowley both repeatedly write to the same problems page for relationship advice. Misunderstandings, shenanigans, and dramatic irony ensue.

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    Present Day: Newt and Anathema arrive at the bookshop with an unusual photograph from the Regency era. A photograph in which Aziraphale is clearly a woman. Crowley and Aziraphale attempt to explain the photograph's existence over several glasses of wine. The events of their (rather bizarre) tale, however, might not have unfolded exactly as Crowley remembers them...

    Regency Era: Aziraphale, undercover for Heaven (though he can't recall exactly what he's meant to be doing), is pretending to be a young woman named Angelica. Unfortunately, Angelica has accidentally gotten herself betrothed to the relentless and completely infatuated Parson Pickersgill.

    And the wedding's on Wednesday.

    Still, everything could be fine, if only Gabriel shows up on time to relieve Aziraphale of his assignment before it's too late.

    Otherwise, it might be left up to Crowley to save the day...

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    Азирафаэль блаженно улыбался и ловил воображаемых бабочек.

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    In pre-flooded Mesopotamia, Crawly rescues a drowning child and unwittingly sets off a chain of unexpected events, resulting in him working in Hastur's household. As the world grows more violent and evil each day, filled with demons and Nephilim, the infamous flood draws ever-nearer...only nobody except Noah's family and one very fussy angel are taking any note...

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    Crowley goes too slow, Aziraphale drinks copious amounts of alcohol, and the bookshop is (very nearly) set on fire. Again.

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    "Aziraphale is not one to overindulge in alcohol.

    Except for when the occasion really calls for it.

    And this one does.

    Because - because -

    He wants Crowley. He wants his companionship. He wants him here, now. He wants Crowley - he wants. He wants-

    Another glass of wine. By now he’s lost count.

    Because Crowley is not here. Aziraphale could call him. He could, but - but. Aziraphale is in no state. Probably. And besides, Crowley cannot come. Not tonight, at least. Maybe never. Crowley drove off, after all. Maybe Aziraphale has waited too long. Maybe he’s gone too slow.

    And this thought is painful enough to warrant another drink. Or three.

    He’s drunk his way through a Chateau Pontet Bordeaux red blend, an Albert Mann pinot noir, the Monsanto Chianti Classico Riserva, and half of the crystal encased Glenglassaugh whiskey by this point, and he’s fine. He is. Really. Even if the room has begun to sway around him."

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    An alternative version of the drunk scene in Aziraphale's bookshop from Good Omens, ending up so far away from the original there's a good chance that getting back there would offer higher success rates to the blackout drunk stumbling around in the dark.

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    It was technically Crowley's idea for them to have a party.

    Something for them all to get together again, drink some wine, maybe sing some songs and just let loose and have a good time. After stopping the apocalypse and saving the entire Earth as they know it, Aziraphale can't argue that they don't deserve to have at least some fun.

    When it's Aziraphale's turn on the karaoke machine, however, the angel takes it up a notch more than normal.

    And no one is as surprised (or thankful) than his husband.

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    Crowley let’s out a laugh of relief.
    „We‘re a real mess, aren‘t we?“
    „Yes. But we are our own mess.“
    „That doesn‘t make any sense whatsoever.“
    Aziraphale flips him the finger with his free hand.
    The demon cackles loudly.
    „I‘m still discovering new sides of you every day.“ He marvels.
    „Then I hope you like them.“ The angel teases back.

    Join our two favourite anxious bastards after Armageddon‘t trying to sort out their relationship and finally confess how they feel about each other. There will be angst, fluff and banter all along the way.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are happily settled in their South Downs home. The Otherwordly forces that had kept them apart have finally left them alone, for good. They're even engaged -- so why has Aziraphale's attitude suddenly soured? Crowley is determined to find out, and makes it his mission to comfort his angel when he realizes the problem is more dreadful than he first thought. A sequel to Keeping up Appearances.

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    By CynSyn

    Aziraphale sighed softly, catching the movement out of the corner of his eye before looking up at the ceiling. “Oh, it’s… I just… I was just thinking about things. I wonder, sometimes, you know? I wonder what might have been, had we not been stationed together in Eden by accident.”

    Crowley looked at him, furrowing his eyebrows slightly as he took in Aziraphale’s words, turning them over and around in his head before he quietly spoke. He smacked his lips and swallowed thickly. “That wasn’t an accident, Angel.”

    "It wasn’t?”

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    Anathema and Newton are drunk and asking questions about history and books. Aziraphale, to Crowley’s dismay, indulges.

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    Crowley pays his favorite angel a visit and finds him very drunk and deep into a depressive spiral.
    They decide to try something new to help Aziraphale shake off his funk (and find the source of the nasty thoughts that made him spiral in the first place).

    (Potential TW for various mental health issues and meltdowns - we go hard in this house. But don't worry, it has a happy ending.)

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    Aziraphale had been anticipating this event all year long. But there was just one problem: It was couples only. Where in God’s name was he supposed to find a date? He had no close relationships… other than Crowley. But he couldn’t ask him, right?

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    Crowley accepts Aziraphale's invitation to try oysters, they drink, and one of them gets messy drunk. It's a whole thing.

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    The signs were all there. Aziraphale wants to ignore them and Crowley is being realistic. “He is going to Fall or die either way, angel.” My take on the sushi scene of why Aziraphale thought Gabriel was Crowley.

    This can be read alone as a form of reading a fan-theory from the sushi scene in around the 13min mark of the show of Episode 1 "In the Beginning" .


    “You can’t jussst ignore it. He isss going to Fall or die either way, angel.” Crowley said, the words are turning into hissing sounds. He was pacing in front of Aziraphale who sat on his armchair, slightly spilling his own wine on the floor because his glass was tilted. “How long do you do think thisss been going on?”

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