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    When Harry turns seventeen he receives more than just a magic boost and the right to do magic outside of Hogwarts what have his parents and Sirius been keeping from him all of these years is he really who he thought is, is really a he what has Cedric got to do with the whole situation that is on the verge of driving Harry up the wall?

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    Something leads to them both being in the storm at the same moment.

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    AU Where Cedric Diggory, Draco Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, And Neville Longbottom Are All Best Friends. That's It. That's All You Get For A Summary.

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    Kto by zgadł, że jeden wypadek na eliksirach może zmienić całe życie?

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    Harry has something to show Draco. Draco would prefer if he showed the whole school. The more Harry thinks about it, the more he thinks he'd prefer public humiliation to spending time alone with that git. He shouldn't like being bossed around by his arch-nemesis. That's what he's supposed to say, right?

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    "I bet Potter couldn't find his penis if he had a pair of tweezers and a magnifying glass."

     

    Hogwarts sex-ed oneshot but Draco is a prat.

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    Draco's not fond of children or Potter. When plays what's supposed to be an innocent prank (honestly, no deaths required), he's stuck with both. Combined. What do you get when you mix an eight-year-old Harry, an unobservant Draco and suspicion on both sides together? Spilled secrets and violently shattered perceptions, of course. Enjoy.

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    'When Harry entered the room, he suddenly had his arms full of a sobbing 5 year old. Harry looked at Narcissa who looked worried as she sat on the couch.
    “What’s wrong, my little snake,” Harry asked as he sat down next to Narcissa.
    “You weren’t here, and I heard screaming coming down the hall,” Tom sobbed into Harry’s robes.
    Harry smiled softly and held the boy tighter. There hadn’t been any screaming from the hallway, and Tom couldn’t have heard the brothers’ screaming since his study is sound proof. Harry looked at Narcissa who looked just as worried as he felt. There was definitely something wrong, and he was going to figure it out.'

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    Draco just wants to make it through his sixth year but everything seems to be going wrong. Add Harry Potter to that and a cauldron full of cherry flavoured Pepper-up potion and you have a recipe for disaster.

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    Ron already had a lot on his plate, what with working for Snape and all. He didn't need Harry and Malfoy making it worse. They really were the worst sort of customers. Of course, Pansy said it was love, but he wasn't sold on the idea. He just wanted to sell overpriced coffee, get through his shift alive, and avoid Pansy's matchmaking schemes.

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    Dracos series of letters in connection to Severus’s cheating

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    Ein kleiner Oneshot +++ Die Geschichte dazu kommt noch ausführlicher +++ Draco belauscht Harry, wie er mit Hermine flüstert, dass er Gefühle für Malfoy hat. Dieses Wissen nutzt der sadistische Lauscher, um Harry zu erpressen. +++ HP/DM +++ spielt im fünften Schuljahr

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    No one knew that sweet mild-mannered Neville could be so assertive.

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    Świat czarodziejów drży przed Senną Wróżką, nowym środkiem odurzającym działającym tylko na magicznych. Draco i Hermiona zawiązują sojusz, by znaleźć twórcę narkotyku, choć każde z nich robi to z innych pobudek.

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    The moment he presented as an Omega at eleven, was the moment his life was forever changed. A strange Alpha by the name of Lord V came to Privet Dr., claiming that Harry belonged to him as payment for a debt his father had incurred. Uncle Vernon wasted no time in handing the young Harry over to the Alpha. For the past ten years Harry has been forced to preform at the Omega Whore House known as Death Mark, untouched by Lord V's orders. As Harry works to try and buy his freedom back, he learns that since he was fourteen he had been promised to an Alpha by the name of Draco Malfoy, whose father, Lucius Malfoy, is a business partner to Lord V. Now Harry must keep his hope alive of getting his freedom if he wants to escape this new life for him. Will Harry and Draco learn things about each other's past that starts to bring them together, or will it keep them at war with each other?

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    Veela Draco Malfoy is dead set on Harry Potter becoming his mate. This would be great and all, if Harry didn’t despise Draco’s guts and, you know, wasn’t totally asexual and not at all about that life.

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    Draco wakes up after a party where he's had too much to drink and finds himself in bed with Harry Potter. How did that happen?

    Done for HD_FQF on LJ back in March 2005. The prompt I got was: Drunken groping leads to following home leads to drunken sex leads to angry morning leads to rough I'll-show-you-I-can-turn-you-on blowjob.

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    She managed to kiss my forehead leaving a smudge of sticky blood before drawing her last breath. I kneeled beside my mother trying to wake her but to no avail. Heavy sobs filled the air of the empty streets. I had done this.

     

    {Warning: This will not go exactly to the original storyline. It will most likely have spelling and grammar mistakes... but I try. There will be blood, cussing, sad events, etc if you don't like that (or are triggered by it) please refrain from reading. Thank You!}

     

    |||I DO NOT OWN THE HARRY POTTER SERIES OR THE PICTURES|||

     

    ~~EDITING~~

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    A crossover (of a crossover with canon). Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, winners of the Fifth Holy Grail War, are just starting their fifth year at Hogwarts. Suddenly, the two find themselves in an alternate universe that already has a Draco and Hermione! However, things are different here. For one thing, their Alternate Selves still hate each other! Separated from Saber, can they find their way home? Can the canon Harry Potter cast handle such drastically different versions of them? What about Hermione's O.W.L.'s!?

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    Im pretty sure this has been done a thousand times before, but here is my epic Drarry flirt off. These pick up lines are so dodgy and terrible and I am ashamed but enjoy.

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