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    Draco just wants to make it through his sixth year but everything seems to be going wrong. Add Harry Potter to that and a cauldron full of cherry flavoured Pepper-Up potion and you have a recipe for disaster.

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    Harry Potter is a college student who has a part time job at a diner called the Pretty Kitty, a diner owned by Dolores Umbridge. He has to wear a pink, girly uniform complete with cat ears and tail. He hates his job, but he desperately needs the money to help pay off his student loans. He’s sexually harassed on the regular, Draco Malfoy and his gang bully and torment him daily, and he’s trying to navigate his way through college and a developing relationship. Will Harry be able to push through his challenges, or will they drive him mad?

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    When Hermione finds herself having a conversation with someone in a mysterious book that she bought, she soon finds herself immersed with the mysterious sender and makes it her mission to help them without realising just what she's gotten herself into.

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    alternative take on the Dementor-Train scene in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

    can be read as pre-relationship

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    1/1
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    "I may be a jerk, Potter... but I'm not a monster."

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    All his life Draco has had his parents' voices in his head leading him down a path of pureblood ideals and traditions, but there is another voice, one that comes out of a radio, that urges him to question his family's ideals piece by piece until he can speak with his own words and stand on his own feet.

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    We‘re writing the year 1845. London's streets are filthy and reek of oil and sweat. Dubious figures are lurking in the shadows, the rich in their carriages stay on the safe main roads and don't dare to go outside after the sun has set. The poor, on the other hand, normally don't get to see the sun at all - the factories open their gates too early and close them too late. In the masses of unhealthy workers, maladies breed disgustingly well.
    Somewhere among the proletariat, Harry Potter, a sixteen year old orphan, is struggling to survive. Surprisingly, he always managed to get by. But what happens when the factory he's working for goes bankrupt? And what does the company called 'Malfoy and Son' have to do with it?

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    When Harry turns seventeen he receives more than just a magic boost and the right to do magic outside of Hogwarts what have his parents and Sirius been keeping from him all of these years is he really who he thought is, is really a he what has Cedric got to do with the whole situation that is on the verge of driving Harry up the wall?

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    24/?
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    It's not every day that Harry Potter goes into muggle London and discovers the Draco Malfoy he had thought had disappeared, is now back and basically a muggle celebrity.

    @dracomalfoy liked your post.

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    They weren't in love. It wasn't really cheating. Just two frustrated individuals engaging in a convenient affair.

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    ||Perviously titled 'The Wolf and The Snake'||

    ||REWRITTEN||

    ACADIA KANE was four-years-old when her mother was murdered and she'd never known her father. Her very accomplished aunt, Ophelia Kane, took her in without hesitation. Well-loved and content she lived an advantageous life with her aunt, even though she was plagued by nightmares and an incurable curse.

    Once on the Hogwarts Express, Acadia and her childhood friend meet a boy that would change their lives forever. However, The-Boy-Who-Lived wouldn't be the only boy that would alter her life.

     

    I DO NOT OWN most of the pictures I use, Harry Potter nor any of J.K.'s characters/her original plot.

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    Harry Potter meets a drunk Draco in the middle of the night.
    It´s a few years after the war. Draco lost everything. He got what he deserved.
    And Harry feels sorry for him.

    (I basically listened to a song about a neo nazi and it made perfect sense to write a fanfic about it. I also wrote this in under 2 hours. Harry wants to be happy about Draco getting what he deserves but he doesn´t. thats the fic.)

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    Draco felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. While that disturbed him to no end, what really disgusted him was the fact that something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.

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    'When Harry entered the room, he suddenly had his arms full of a sobbing 5 year old. Harry looked at Narcissa who looked worried as she sat on the couch.
    “What’s wrong, my little snake,” Harry asked as he sat down next to Narcissa.
    “You weren’t here, and I heard screaming coming down the hall,” Tom sobbed into Harry’s robes.
    Harry smiled softly and held the boy tighter. There hadn’t been any screaming from the hallway, and Tom couldn’t have heard the brothers’ screaming since his study is sound proof. Harry looked at Narcissa who looked just as worried as he felt. There was definitely something wrong, and he was going to figure it out.'

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    A shift back to the old Draco Malfoy leaves you angry and frustrated. But you soon realize Draco needs something more than anger in his life.

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    Y/n and Draco let loose for the first time, but the night takes a turn for the worse.

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    When Draco is thrown into the cell, he’s furious. When Potter gets thrown in behind him, he’s pissed.

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    After the war, it becomes difficult for Harry to escape the pressure of his daily life without going mad. He's lucky that Malfoy is so good at keeping him grounded. It's not so lucky that he happens to fall in love with him.

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    Luna Lovegood has a unique approach to her bullies, Neville just might learn a thing or two

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    After several complaints (mainly from Gryffindors after particularly stressing potions class with Professor Snape) Dumbledore gives all the prefects a new job to monitor footage from when points were either given or taken away from houses. What first seems like a boring and tedious task is turned into a fun and hilarious job as each prefect watch as their fellow students get up to mischief, and get caught.

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    4/?
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    Harry’s aunt, you, substitutes for Snape’s Potions class while he is temporarily down and out with a cold.

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    3/3
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