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    They weren't in love. It wasn't really cheating. Just two frustrated individuals engaging in a convenient affair.

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    'When Harry entered the room, he suddenly had his arms full of a sobbing 5 year old. Harry looked at Narcissa who looked worried as she sat on the couch.
    “What’s wrong, my little snake,” Harry asked as he sat down next to Narcissa.
    “You weren’t here, and I heard screaming coming down the hall,” Tom sobbed into Harry’s robes.
    Harry smiled softly and held the boy tighter. There hadn’t been any screaming from the hallway, and Tom couldn’t have heard the brothers’ screaming since his study is sound proof. Harry looked at Narcissa who looked just as worried as he felt. There was definitely something wrong, and he was going to figure it out.'

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    Harry’s aunt, you, substitutes for Snape’s Potions class while he is temporarily down and out with a cold.

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    Tom finds Harry under the rain. Just standing there. Soaking in the rain.

    (Or in which Harry’s ex leaves him and Tom just coincidentally finds him)

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    ||Perviously titled 'The Wolf and The Snake'||

    ||REWRITTEN||

    ACADIA KANE was four-years-old when her mother was murdered and she'd never known her father. Her very accomplished aunt, Ophelia Kane, took her in without hesitation. Well-loved and content she lived an advantageous life with her aunt, even though she was plagued by nightmares and an incurable curse.

    Once on the Hogwarts Express, Acadia and her childhood friend meet a boy that would change their lives forever. However, The-Boy-Who-Lived wouldn't be the only boy that would alter her life.

     

    I DO NOT OWN most of the pictures I use, Harry Potter nor any of J.K.'s characters/her original plot.

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    First Harry conducts a special end of year exam, and then the kids use their summer hols to cast an interesting spell.

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    It had to have been a dream, didn't it?

    ...Fuck.

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    Draco hates children. And Potter, obviously. When a perfectly innocent prank goes wrong, he's stuck with both. Combined.
    What do you get when you mix an eight-year-old Harry, an unobservant Draco and suspicion on both sides together?
    A disaster, but one you'll enjoy.

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    You and Neville start going out, Draco teasing him about the relationship.

    Soon you get effected by the lujuria flower; Which sets off some interesting fun in the greenhouse.

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    Draco will not apologize for the sodding arsehole he is. And Harry finds that maybe he doesn’t mind as much as he thought.

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    Greetings and Salutations my friends. First fic on AO3, i've officially fallen down the rabbit hole!
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    Its the eighth year for Hermione Granger at Hogwarts, and sadly, she lacks the rest of the trio. While Harry and ron are off fighting crime as Aurors, Hermione's finishing her education and focused on having completely normal final year. However, things come into the picture that complicate things entirely(Including a arsehole of a slytherin and a couple new kids from Ilvermorny) and shes suddenly envious of her friends positions outside of the school. The normal year she wanted changes completely, and so does she. Even though she tries her hardest to remain outside of the drama that starts within the halls at hogwarts, she realizes that's its bigger than her, and completely unavoidable.
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    Planning on developing into a Dramione fic- but also largely focused on hermione and her life inside and outside of Hogwarts.
    medium burn-Not over 40 chapters-Not done-mature for all the best reasons- Two chapters a week-
    -Sorry for any grammatical errors-A
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    Another Weasley - NO - Potter's a Slytherin
    Friendship fills in where family failed Ron Weasley and Harry Potter

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    It's been seven years since the war ended--six years since she's seen his pointy face and stupid smirk. She's put him from her mind, mostly, and works for the MLE. Harry is an auror and needs her help finding his missing informant. Research she can do. Research is easy. Research is going to get complicated when she finds the missing informant and he is in a sticky situation.

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    When Harry turns seventeen he receives more than just a magic boost and the right to do magic outside of Hogwarts what have his parents and Sirius been keeping from him all of these years is he really who he thought is, is really a he what has Cedric got to do with the whole situation that is on the verge of driving Harry up the wall?

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    Something leads to them both being in the storm at the same moment.

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    AU Where Cedric Diggory, Draco Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, And Neville Longbottom Are All Best Friends. That's It. That's All You Get For A Summary.

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    Kto by zgadł, że jeden wypadek na eliksirach może zmienić całe życie?

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    Harry has something to show Draco. Draco would prefer if he showed the whole school. The more Harry thinks about it, the more he thinks he'd prefer public humiliation to spending time alone with that git. He shouldn't like being bossed around by his arch-nemesis. That's what he's supposed to say, right?

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    "I bet Potter couldn't find his penis if he had a pair of tweezers and a magnifying glass."

     

    Hogwarts sex-ed oneshot but Draco is a prat.

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    Draco just wants to make it through his sixth year but everything seems to be going wrong. Add Harry Potter to that and a cauldron full of cherry flavoured Pepper-up potion and you have a recipe for disaster.

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