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    Draco could see the stars.
    But only when he was with him.

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    Draco's not fond of children or Potter. When plays what's supposed to be an innocent prank (honestly, no deaths required), he's stuck with both. Combined. What do you get when you mix an eight-year-old Harry, an unobservant Draco and suspicion on both sides together? Spilled secrets and violently shattered perceptions, of course. Enjoy.

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    No one knew that sweet mild-mannered Neville could be so assertive.

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    Świat czarodziejów drży przed Senną Wróżką, nowym środkiem odurzającym działającym tylko na magicznych. Draco i Hermiona zawiązują sojusz, by znaleźć twórcę narkotyku, choć każde z nich robi to z innych pobudek.

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    The moment he presented as an Omega at eleven, was the moment his life was forever changed. A strange Alpha by the name of Lord V came to Privet Dr., claiming that Harry belonged to him as payment for a debt his father had incurred. Uncle Vernon wasted no time in handing the young Harry over to the Alpha. For the past ten years Harry has been forced to preform at the Omega Whore House known as Death Mark, untouched by Lord V's orders. As Harry works to try and buy his freedom back, he learns that since he was fourteen he had been promised to an Alpha by the name of Draco Malfoy, whose father, Lucius Malfoy, is a business partner to Lord V. Now Harry must keep his hope alive of getting his freedom if he wants to escape this new life for him. Will Harry and Draco learn things about each other's past that starts to bring them together, or will it keep them at war with each other?

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    Veela Draco Malfoy is dead set on Harry Potter becoming his mate. This would be great and all, if Harry didn’t despise Draco’s guts and, you know, wasn’t totally asexual and not at all about that life.

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    Draco becomes an apprentice Auror in hopes of atoning for some of his past mistakes. The job is a lot more than he bargained for, never mind being assigned to work with Harry bloody Potter. Well, if he could survive Voldemort, he can survive an internship under a git with a hero complex.

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    Draco wakes up after a party where he's had too much to drink and finds himself in bed with Harry Potter. How did that happen?

    Done for HD_FQF on LJ back in March 2005. The prompt I got was: Drunken groping leads to following home leads to drunken sex leads to angry morning leads to rough I'll-show-you-I-can-turn-you-on blowjob.

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    She managed to kiss my forehead leaving a smudge of sticky blood before drawing her last breath. I kneeled beside my mother trying to wake her but to no avail. Heavy sobs filled the air of the empty streets. I had done this.

     

    {Warning: This will not go exactly to the original storyline. It will most likely have spelling and grammar mistakes... but I try. There will be blood, cussing, sad events, etc if you don't like that (or are triggered by it) please refrain from reading. Thank You!}

     

    |||I DO NOT OWN THE HARRY POTTER SERIES OR THE PICTURES|||

     

    ~~EDITING~~

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    Some people only have one soulmate. Other people have multiple, all for different purposes, or sometimes they would be your soulmate in multiple aspects. Sometimes, you're someone's soulmate but they're not yours and sometimes, these soulmates last through different lifetimes. Sometimes you don't get the hint at finding your soulmate, and some don't truly have any.

    And so entails a story where the trials and tribulations of finding supposed happiness with your soulmates is attainable through working against the odds and maybe sometimes ignoring the issues of society.

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    "Stop distracting me, Draco."

    "Potter, I'm the motivation."

    In which Draco lying under Harry as he does push ups has the exact result you would expect.

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    “We could be unstoppable,” Harry whispered, loving the way Malfoy’s eyes lit up in delight.

    “Go on.” The other demon demanded breathlessly.

    “We could overthrow Dumbledore and rule Hell together.” As if the manipulative bastard could stand a chance against him and Malfoy.

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    Or Harry is supposed to be assigned an Angel Mate but instead gets paired with a demon. Nothing on Earth, Heaven or Hell will be the same again.

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    A crossover (of a crossover with canon). Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, winners of the Fifth Holy Grail War, are just starting their fifth year at Hogwarts. Suddenly, the two find themselves in an alternate universe that already has a Draco and Hermione! However, things are different here. For one thing, their Alternate Selves still hate each other! Separated from Saber, can they find their way home? Can the canon Harry Potter cast handle such drastically different versions of them? What about Hermione's O.W.L.'s!?

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    Im pretty sure this has been done a thousand times before, but here is my epic Drarry flirt off. These pick up lines are so dodgy and terrible and I am ashamed but enjoy.

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    Harry really doesn't act like an eleven year old, he's aware of that, however, he really doesn't care to act his age either. It leads to...Interesting situations among peers.

    Seriously Draco, you're eleven.

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    ‘For I was blind but now I see.’ At least, that’s how it’s supposed to go. Unfortunately, Draco’s a lot closer to ‘blind and still an unrelenting asshole.’

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    Draco and his friends are invited to consider investing in a new business: a men's gymnasium; complete with swimming pool. Pleased with what he sees there, Draco doesn't just invest money, he becomes a member and ends up investing quite a lot of time and sweat. It's good for his health, but what about his social life?

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    You can't concentrate in class due to Hermione Granger.

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    One year after the Battle of Hogwarts, there is a prison break at Azkaban. Suddenly, Lucius Malfoy is in charge of the Ministry. Muggle-borns are given two options: imprisonment or indentured servitude.

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    Summer is coming to and end, the new school year is about to start, and somehow, in just few short months Draco Malfoy's definition of "normal" has come to include shopping with Hermione Granger, snarking back and forth with Ginny Weasley, and after dinner Wolfsbane Potion dates with Remus Lupin nine nights a month.
    Along with adjusting to this new normal, Draco is still trying to settle into the person he's learning to be, even with more change on the horizon.
    Meanwhile, Remus has to prepare to return to his teaching post, and Hermione has some muggleborn homesickness to work out.

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