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    Durining the war, Hermione made a mistake in a moment of weakness. Now, 11 years later, she has to figure out how best to solve the problem of having concealed her daughter from her father, Draco Malfoy, and to tell her daughter just who her father is.

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    Hermione knew taking up this path would result in her eventual self-isolation and that her odds of encountering a contagious curse with no cure or a patient she could not handle, grew exponentially with every passing day. She was prepared to die in her line of work.

    But nothing, nothing, had ever prepared her for the day Draco Malfoy made his first appointment.

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    The Yule Ball goes very differently than expected.

    Very differently indeed.

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    Former Death Eater Draco Malfoy is working on his path to redemption by training to be an Auror. His only problem? He must be able to cast a successful patronus charm or he'll be dropped from the program. The only person he can think of to help him is one Hermione Granger. He knows asking for her help is risky, but what's the worst that could happen?

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    When Draco Malfoy stole the diary from his father's study, he did not anticipate what would happen next.

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    The story of how Draco Malfoy met a certain Tom Riddle. This is a tale of love, not redemption.

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    People refuse to believe Voldemort’s back, even though Harry seems to be living proof of it, with Cedric’s death, and his loss of hearing. Why won’t anyone believe him, though?

    Draco doesn’t buy it - and he’s trying to catch him in the act to make a fool of Harry. Breaking his things, shouting his name, learning sign language to make fun of him - you name it. But suddenly, Draco's put in a position where he needs to learn sign language. And when the bloody Chosen One is the only one who knows it, you have to take what you can get.

    Despite their differences, they both have one thing in common now.

    {set in 5th year}

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    Damnatio Memoriae, rather known as "the condemnation of memory." It is a punishment for traitors; wipes them from documentation, memory — from existence.
    Once upon a time, there were three Black brothers. One died. One was imprisoned. The third was left to pick up the pieces.

    Begins during Prisoner of Azkaban and diverges from the canon of the rest of the books, but still follows the rough plotline.

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    Hermione has her nose stuck in an Ancient Runes book, comically close to the pages to try and read what little her candle lights up, when she hears a book drop to the ground and whips around. Her heart is hammering against her ribs as she stands up and frantically looks through the empty bookshelves.

    “You know, if you’re gonna sneak in a library like a nerd, you should at least go in the forbidden section.”

    Hermione’s eyes snap to the figure, but she could recognize that snobbish voice anywhere. Draco Malfoy in the flesh.

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    'When Harry entered the room, he suddenly had his arms full of a sobbing 5 year old. Harry looked at Narcissa who looked worried as she sat on the couch.
    “What’s wrong, my little snake,” Harry asked as he sat down next to Narcissa.
    “You weren’t here, and I heard screaming coming down the hall,” Tom sobbed into Harry’s robes.
    Harry smiled softly and held the boy tighter. There hadn’t been any screaming from the hallway, and Tom couldn’t have heard the brothers’ screaming since his study is sound proof. Harry looked at Narcissa who looked just as worried as he felt. There was definitely something wrong, and he was going to figure it out.'

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    If they fall for each other then it's over, he'd be so screwed. A foreign feeling, undecided thoughts, selfish jealousy. It clipped the back of his throat, made his chest sore and seize. He's so used to getting his own way but she was so far out of reach there was not a chance in this world or the next she felt the same connection he did.

    She had a stubborn mind next to nothing could change it, yet he was an exception. There was no notes to prepare her or to study with when it came to him. All she knew was this was impossible and she couldn't think of him like that. Could she?

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    Draco Malfoy really hates Hermione Granger. Everything he gives two fucks about is entirely contingent on the decisions that she makes and she doesn't even know it. If he's not careful, she's going to fuck it up for the both of them and then they'll all wind up dead.

    He never thought his life would depend on having to get between her legs and into her head.
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    con•tin•gent: subject to chance; dependent on

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    Draco Malfoy has never thought about another in his life. He overlooks the mass, with his white-blond hair towering proudly above all else. His family’s notorious name breaks down the door of every opportunity he sets steel grey eyes on. However, there’s an obstacle in his path to power; a brown-haired, sarcastic muggleborn who’s smarter than he can ever hope to be.

    Aliya Clarke — characterised by her crippling trauma and narcotic addiction. She has nothing but a keen mind and iron spite. In Slytherin, she’s defined by her inferior blood, and at Hogwarts, they see the serpent on her robes before the person wearing them. Wrongfully judged by all, she’s not sure if she can keep holding onto her pitiful existence; especially when Draco Malfoy catches her in a particularly compromising position.

    "The dark lord’s rising, mudbloods like you have nothing to protect them anymore."

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    Following their graduation, Hermione and the rest of her classmates embark on their year-long Muggle Occupation Learning Experience (M.O.L.E.) in order to gain a better understanding of the Muggle world. At the culmination of the program, they are faced with the decision to either keep their magic, or give it up and remain in the Muggle world permanently.

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    Harry is put in Slytherin, despite his pleas to the sorting hat. Ron hates him now, the stairs won't let him into his room. And he can't talk to one of his classmates without sounding like an idiot. What else could go wrong?

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    Harry Potter was a perfect symbol of the Light. Cursed at birth by a spell that had affected so many of his generation, he overcame his inherent nature, depending on his faith to eventually save the world. He became a beacon of hope, evidence that anyone could be redeemed. Even ten years after the events that had tested the very limits of his willpower, he continued his work. He was determined to find proof of miracles—to see that the Light looked over the rest of the world as it looked over him.

    And he eventually found what he was looking for.

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    Hermione has been tasked with the impossible; killing Albus Dumbledore. Draco Malfoy must make sure she can get the job done.

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    It's been a year since Keziah was drop-kicked into the Harry Potter universe and she isn't a step closer to finding her way back home.

    As she starts her second year at Hogwarts with a bang, Keziah is being pulled in a thousand different directions as mysteries emerge and friendships are found and lost.

    Will Keziah survive another year to fulfil her 'purpose' as a spare?

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    Hermione was foolish for thinking her final year at Hogwarts would go smoothly. That there’d be no imminent threats of death, no mysteries to solve and that she could focus on her classes and the upcoming NEWT exams but of course, that fantasy was nothing but a fever dream. She supposed she could always turn Mcgonagall down but when had she ever turned her down? Hermione prided herself on being reliable. So when Headmistress McGonagall called her into her office to ask Hermione to keep a close but subtle eye on Draco Malfoy, she had no choice but to accept.

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    y/n avery was hoping for at last one year of someone not trying to kill her and her best friends but atlas, her prayers were not answered. welcome to cause & effect, where actions create dangerous effects.

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