1 Work in Dr. Frederick Chilton/Ardelia Mapp
05 Feb 2019
In this universe, the Red Dinner never happened.
In this universe, cell phones can't be traced.
This is an irreverent, image-based, profanity-laced crackfic in text format. As in, phones. As in, everyone is TEXTING one another. It's about as weird as you'd think. And it all starts with an FBI trainee duct taped to a fridge...