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    Our heroes find themselves in the far-off distant lands of a New Mexico Chuck E. Cheese, after surviving the hell that was Black Mesa. Pizza eaten, candles blown out, and birthday partied, our beloved Science Team’s lives are soon thrown into ruin by the forces that be, AKA the US Military.
    Embarking on a road trip to the fabled “Gordon’s Family’s Lake House”, follow Gordon Freeman, the Science Team, and other familiar faces as they adjust to their new lives whilst trying to co-habilitate and survive.
    Our heroes, however, know not of what the Military has up their sleeve.
    An unknown threat looms. A vast, ancient power shifts.
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    Will Gordon be prepared for the consequences of his actions? WIll he be ready in time for what his future has in store?
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    Stay tuned and find out, dear reader, as our story begins.
    Or rather, to be more accurate, continues.

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    It's been almost a week since Gordon received the final message from Coomer. The idea of being able to extract his friends from the game was an insane Idea but it was so insane that Gordon was willing to try it. He didn't want the science team to suffer in darkness alone when he had bonded with them on such a personal level and besides, he owed them a better home then the polygon world they were so used to. Nothing bad could happen by bringing AI into the real world right?
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    *Just a small explanation, Gordon is the actual player, VR has evolved to the point where facial scanning and full body scanning is possible for games in this "AU"
    *I also haven't written fan fiction in years, I hope it's not horrible
    * https://linktr.ee/Stoffig98

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    19/?
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    “What is that,” Gordon asked, not breaking eye contact with the thing out of pure fear it would lunge at him.
    “‘S a cat,” Benrey repeats, extending his arm further. Gordon wasn’t sure how this weird alien cat was supposed to be held, but he’s pretty sure not like this. Benrey simply had his arm extended, and the creature was laying on him like a branch of a tree, body supported by his arm while its limbs dangled off.
    “Oh,” Gordon says, not processing anything, “okay.”

    Your typical roommates frenrey fic where Benrey tries his best, Gordon tries to try his best, and there's an alien cat.
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    disclaimer that this story is framed pretty light-heartedly but there is a LOT of arguing and general toxicity in the beginning! it gets bad fast! these bitches are a mess!

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    11/?
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    Benrey shows up at Gordon's apartment one night and refuses to leave. No one seems to think this is as big of a deal as he does. Alternatively, Gordon unwillingly adopts a weird fuckin' cat

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    11/?
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    “I mean, what the fuck is up with him?” Gordon said. “One minute he’s— He, he tries to kiss me, and the next he’s chasing me with a fucking knife! I mean, he’s just gotta be crazy, right?”

    “It, uh, doesn’t sound crazy to me, Mr. Freeman,” Tommy said.

    “…What the fuck?”

    Against his better judgement, Gordon tries to figure out what the fuck is up with Benrey.
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    9/?
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    Бенри понимает, что дразнить Гордона не так весело, когда ему грустно. Поэтому он намерен сделать Гордона снова счастливым.

    (Но только, чтобы снова дразнить его. В этом вся причина. Да)

    (Только в этом)

    ;)

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    The classic Benrey returns from the void after some extended period of time because Tommy missed him and Mr. G-man Coolatta is the only man with the power to get him. This is the first draft, the alternate version will also be posted.

    Benrey dies. He thought that maybe if he could defeat the player, he'd be free and gain control of the world, so he could go back to his life before the protagonist walked in. Instead, Benrey ends up in the void, and 2 years after the events of HLVRAI G-Man pulls him out and into the real world.
    He forgot how loud the real world was.

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    Benrey suddenly appears at Gordon's doorstep, not sure how to react he takes the former security guard in. They get along pretty well until one night in particular

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    Josh knows people die: he knows his grandma died when he was a baby, and Benrey said he died a few times too. Josh knows he can from experience, too. But grandma can’t come back because she’s “up there” and Benrey’s sleeping on their living room couch. No matter how many times he replayed the conversation about that in his head, it was still so much to adjust to.

    At least the funny shark-teeth guy can fight away the monsters under his bed, and Josh thinks he helps dad with his too, so he’s okay with him staying, even if he’s gonna live forever. Maybe it can help dad not die too.

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    Gordon had yet to come to terms with what happened at Black Mesa to some degree, and Bubby is there to try and straighten things out between him and Benrey.

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    Living in the same apartment building as the guy you went through literal hell with can't be all that bad, right?

    (or, Gordon and Tommy live in the same apartment building. Shenanigans ensue.)

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    Black Mesa's sent out the hush money. Gordon's learned to sleep again. He's stopped dreaming of bodies. He's getting back into the routine of seeing his son again.

    The Resonance Cascade was three months ago and it's in the past.

    But something feels like it's pressing at the periphery of his sight, something that should not be there.

    Gordon Freeman is the anchor point for something on a Need to Know basis.

    Now, Gordon Freeman Needs to Know.

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    24/?
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    Benrey is a nuisance, truthfully, and Gordon is very much not ready for it. This is another one of those roommates fics but they are going to hate each other for much longer than normal. not exactly sure what else to say, they're both just kind of assholes

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    9/?
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    Yo what? Project Freeman but the Arm is Really Tear(ed off)???

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    19
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    Ever since Gorgeous Freeman and Gordon Freemind had accidentally fallen into the same universe, they had been butting heads, much to Gordon Feetman's dismay.

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    14/?
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    Tommy Coolatta and Benrey are working in a Black Mesa undersea base! Tommy's here doing actual work and Benrey is... Supposed to be doing work. Things change when they get a few new visitors.

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    The barkeep says, "can you assholes not destroy this place for the third time this month?"

    The party doesn't respond because someone is already trying to slit the bard's throat.


    Magical Institute of Taronkeep dropout Gordon Freeman decides to turn his life around in the pursuit of adventure and quickly finds himself with a... very strange adventuring party. An intellectual barbarian, an atheist cleric, a chipper warlock with a patron of darkness, and a bard who seems to be incapable of not flirting with him are who he's going to be stuck with for at least a while.

    Maybe even longer, if the strange paper weight he accidentally stole is any indicator...

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    10/?
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    The idea came to him because Benrey was playing with Joshie.
    It was two weeks later that he voiced it to anyone else.
    “Dr. Coomer,” he started, “you’re familiar with Sweet Voice, right?”
    Coomer looked over at him, eyebrow raised. “Well, considering it’s Benrey’s primary language and Sunkist uses it to tell us she’s a good girl every time we see her, I would say so!”

    Gordon tries to do something nice for Benrey. It backfires a bit.

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    Benrey can feel Gordon’s old shit staring at him, its oppressive gaze telling Benrey ‘you have to unpack this shit sooner or later’ which, ironically, is a great metaphor for all the emotional shit he needs to unpack as well. He should ask an English professor to analyze his life or something.

    If Benrey had his way, he’d keep all of Gordon’s stuff in the back of his closet and forget about it. It’s not like he desperately needs cash or anything. Not that he could emotionally handle selling any of Gordon’s things, but, you know, if something happened, and he really needed the money, for Josh’s sake, Gordon’s stuff would be right up on Craigslist. Benrey hopes Gordon would understand. He’d probably do the same thing for Joshua, if he were still-

    Anyway.

    A swap AU of HLVRAI, with a funny little twist.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    107
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    24
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    Five years ago Gordon Freeman lost his husband in a fire at the Highway 17 Roller Rink
    Currently he lives in a small apartment with his son, Joshua, and his brother in law, Benrey.
    Gordon is trying his best to move on.
    To mourn.
    To find his place again.

    First...he needs a job.

    Lucky for Gordon, Benrey has just the place. Xen '98, the local arcade that doubles as a bowling alley.
    And maybe
    Just maybe
    Gordon will find some way to love and live again. A place to really be himself.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    17
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    70
    Bookmarks:
    9
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