20 Works in Doug/Melissa (The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals)

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    Melissa created a new chat

    Melissa renamed ‘Unnamed’ ‘You will suffer with me :)’

    Melissa added Paul, Charlotte, Bill +1 to ‘You will suffer with me :)’

     

    You will suffer with me :)

    11:42 am, 5th of June

     

    Ted: …

     

    Ted: What the fuck is this.

     

     

    It’s a dumb chatfic. It’s not even funny. It’s literally a bunch of words that somehow make somewhat coherent sentences.

    I can’t write summaries, can you tell?

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    English
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    489
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    183
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    I should really find a better name for this AU.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,285
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    83
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    Melissa and Doug start a toy store: a somewhat crack series

    (Melissa and Doug is an actual toy brand)

    Language:
    English
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    906
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    50
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    A day at the bank goes horribly wrong.

     

    Title from Phantom by Nathan Sharp

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    1349
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    Melissa and Emma get scary texts off their partners, Doug and Paul, and worry if they’re being looked for by the FBI... because of a meme

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    247
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    Theodoore ‘Ted’ Foster pulled into his designated parking spot behind the CCRP building and parked his old 2010 tan Lincoln sedan before stretching and getting out of the car. The passenger door opened and his wife of 20 years stepped out. Charlotte Foster grabbed her purse from the back seat and handed Ted his briefcase as he rounded the front of the car.
    “Here you go, sweetie.” Char smiled and pecked Ted on the cheek.
    “Thanks, Lottie.” Ted grinned as he wrapped his arm around his wife’s waist and they started walking towards the door to the building.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    AU where Charlotte never married Sam and met Ted at CCRP and they got married instead. Their kids are Lex and Hannah Foster (and they’ve practically adopted Ethan). This is what happened when the meteor hit.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    This will become a series with at least 3 fics (how they met, this one, and after TGWDLM) and maybe two more (Black Friday and the aftermath).

    Series
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    2,846
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    134
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    The joke is on Ted for managing to upset every single one of his friends on the same weekend as the open paintball tournament, pointed out courtesy of Melissa. It’s a great place for the citizens of Hatchetfield to vent their rage at one another

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,548
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    746
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    Melissa has to run a few errands for CCRPs new biggest client, Linda Monroe, which is definitely more trouble than it’s worth. None of her friends are all too pleased.

    Language:
    English
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    22,978
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    186
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    Welcome to the local Hatchetfield bois' office. What wacky hijinks will they come up with next?

    And you're watching Disney channel

    *Draws Disney Channel logo in the air*

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,431
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    780
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    doug visits melissa and learns about a new product.

    Language:
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    1,683
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    12
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    1
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    68
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    At a house party Paul and Emma and Doug and Melissa can’t keep their hands off each other, they drunkenly decide to have a little competition that benefits them all. Meanwhile ted and Charlotte wish they could be like that

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    16
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    328
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    When Melissa wakes up with a hickey she can’t quite cover she walks into work dreading the day. Until someone mentions it might not be as bad a thing as she thinks

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    196
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    where the mug is will SHOCK you (gone wrong)

    Language:
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    1,116
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    106
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    Melissa is much blinder without her glasses than either she or Doug knew

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,321
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    183
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    When Melissa falls for the absolutely stunning cop who ‘saves’ her, she soon realises the feeling may be mutual. How exciting!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,188
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    344
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    Unfortunately, CCRP is the victim of a robbery, and unfortunately, Melissa is the prime suspect, and unfortunately for all her friends trying to defend her, Melissa is in no rush to get away from the pretty cop arresting her

    Language:
    English
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    7,703
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    234
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    Two years out of high school and Melissa is looking for a new job and CCRP is looking for a new personal assistant. It suits her perfectly. What she wasn’t expecting was for an old friend to be working there already

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,804
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    342
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    Melissa can’t tell if her date likes her romantically or as a friend. Who better to ask than some fellow lesbians?

    Language:
    English
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    1,745
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    318
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    The infected population of Hatchetfield, having been successfully quarantined on the island and shut away from the outside world for almost a century, have absolutely no clue of how much has changed since the meteor hit in 2018.

    As it turns out, the Hive can only control so many of the countless civilizations they have bent to their will (yet you, Paul, have defied us thrice) at once, so they have to decide which few of their host species they want to desert. Earth's humans aren't as fun to control anymore, so the Hive begins letting them go, starting with a girl whose body had been kept at the age of seventeen. 

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,016
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    515
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    Doug has been chasing a high profile ephebophile for some time now.

    It's about time some reinforcements get called in.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,625
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    174

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