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    Eiffel discovers an odd transmission being broadcast on the receiver, and at Hera’s urging, doesn’t hesitate to inform Minkowski.

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    Alexander Hilbert left his job as a surgeon to open up a flower shop, and has been struggling to make it work since... and struggling even more to keep up some pretense of a social life, which becomes suddenly vital to his well-being when a series of late-night deliveries turn into a serious flirtation with a woman named Rosemary. Fortunately, he’s got the backup of his employees, Renée Minkowski and Doug Eiffel, along with their part-time bookkeeper Hera Pryce, all of whom are working through issues of their own, from Renée dealing with aging parents and an absent husband, to Hera’s overbearing mother, to Doug’s extremely awkward attempts to flirt with Hera.

    (Real story: I got a misprinted Hilbert shirt with “Bad Wealth Floral” on the back and decided if I changed it to “Bad Health Floral” it would be perfectly in character. This resulted.)

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    After coming back to earth, Doug tries to visit Anne.

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    Renée Minkowski gets a new job back on earth to help her cope with the sudden change of being home. Unfortunately, her new co-workers, Iris, Alyssa, and Illias, are determined to find out more about her, and they have no idea just how much they might uncover.

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    Jacobi could handle a lot of things.

    But feelings was not one of them.

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    ."eiffel, i have't seen you all day." / "we don't need a daring escape just yet." / "are you in pain, rhea?"

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    Newest chapter - Dark Dice.

    Just a heads up, many of these 'chapters' are linked to current and former stories.

    Hmmmmm I'm trying to be better about posting, so I'm trying something out. Just writing. Right now I'm doing 750 words, more maybe but not less hopefully every day even if it's stream of consciousness. Which by the way, I won't post. So this is unedited ideas, outlines, sketches of either plots, stories or characters.

    Just know, this will be updated more than anything else, because I'm using this to work out idea and basic scratch paper stuff. It won't always be scenes, it might be planning material as well.

     

    The Number beside each fandom is the number of chapters

    Ancient Aliens: 1
    Blake’s 7: 1
    Dark Dice: 3
    HP: 6
    >>Tom Riddle: 1
    >>McGill: 4
    Inuyasha: 1
    Lewis: 2
    Original: 13
    >>Atoich: 9
    >>Atlantis Redux: 1
    Prophecy 1: 2
    Prophecy 4: 8
    Tanis: 3
    >>Tanis - Vertices: 1
    Torchwood: 2
    Wolf 359: 2

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    There's a handheld video recorder sitting forgotten in an attic somewhere. On it, there's a moment in time, forgotten as well. It's been there for years, and should have been thrown out ages ago, but someone didn't have the heart to let it go.

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    AU. The SI-5 have had a change of heart (which is really remarkable, considering the majority of them thought they didn't have one) and are now determined to throw a monkey wrench in Goddard Futuristics' plans to infect, "improve," and take over the human race using the Decima virus. It's already going to be tough for a team of five to take down the most powerful corporation on Earth when Doug Eiffel's past come back to haunt him...or rather, he comes back to haunt his past. Now, everyone involved is in danger, including Anne and her mother! Can our vaguely-horrific wouldbe heroes get out of their very first attack on Goddard alive? Or is it all over before it even started?

    Plus: Kepler agent of SMERSH, Rachel goddamn Young, Project Arngrim, ambitious water, free falling toward the highway, the worst babysitters, and camping nuns.

     

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    This is part of a much larger AU. I have a handful of fics from it written and recently reedited. More in the notes. The most important thing to know about the AU is Lovelace and Eiffel are part of the SI-5 and nobody is going to Hephaestus. The SI-5 eventually turn against GF. This is that eventually.

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    Kids were never part of Jacobi's plan. Not by a long shot. (Then again, neither was the charismatic blunder that is Douglas Eiffel, and we all know how that turned out.)

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    The Fair Folk aren't unknown. They haven’t been hidden in over a century, most of the “Fae Rights” campaign long over with. There’s lingering prejudice, of course, but when Doug’s middle school gym class has their swimming unit and Doug’s sides split with gills, his classmates just mutter about how bad their times are going to look next to a mer’s and move on.

    Doug doesn’t correct their one misconception. He’s not merfolk; he’s a siren. He eats sushi all the time because otherwise he might be hungry for them.
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    [Daniel] passes as human very, very well, apparently, that not even a creature that feeds on life energy realizes he’s immortal.
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    Renee Minkowski sits in a café in Paris in 1948. The city is still recovering from World War II, and she anxiously reads a newspaper about the latest of the Fae coming forward. So far, she hasn't been asked to fly over the City of Lights and roost in the Eiffel Tower, so she assumes that the Faerie Courts don't want dragons in the open yet.

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    There’s only one shower on the Hephaestus, and hot water runs out quick. Lovelace and Minkowski try to find a solution.

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    this is an academic paper i wrote when i was like 15. it is exactly what the title says. sources in footnotes.

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    jacobi is morosexual. eiffel is a moron.

    just kissing!

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    After weeks of radio silence, someone turns up at Doug's work.

    [part of the roommates au. makes somewhat sense in context]
    [now with complementary art!]

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    Back on Earth, Jacobi refuses to even think about Doug for more than a few seconds at a time. However, with a little bit of nudging, he decides to reconnect.

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    Yeeeeeah, now that Doug was in space, it might have been a good idea to bring more suppressants with him

    Whoops.

    Featuring Girlish figures, Doug is secretly Batman, and Kitty burritos.

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    There are multiple worlds out there, and in every one of them, the tale plays out the same, with a few minor variations.

    A chronological series of otherwise unrelated AU takes on our favourite goofy space horror podcast, looking at how the gang might work in a variety of universes.

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    TMA, but now add W359 and WtNV. A crossover story I came up with as a joke but started taking seriously at some point and now we're here.

    WARNING: This story has a rather tragic ending. If you're hoping for an ending where everyone is okay, you will likely not enjoy this. If you're okay with unhappy endings, then read on!

    Takes roughly seasons 3-5 of TMA, after the finale of W359, and nowhere in particular in WtNV (I'm not that far into it, I just like Cecil lmao), so spoilers.

    I'm writing this a bit out of order so updates aren't on a schedule.

    Warnings, characters, relationships, tags, etc. to be added as the story is posted.

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    What if Eiffel didn't hide in the storage room during the events of Box 953? What if, at the end of their two year review, Cutter decided they could really use a team building exercise to make certain that everything was running as smoothly as possible?

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