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    Doug remembers it’s Hera’s birthday. Hera seems impartial.

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    An essay I wrote last year for AP English class.

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    Burdened by the events from Time to Kill, Maxwell finds an unexpected source of comfort in Eiffel, and a friendship begins.

    Clearly, this can only end well.

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    After making it back to Earth with the surviving members of her crew, Minkowski and her daemon Artur struggle to readjust to a life on the ground, all the while trying to keep the rest of their little family afloat. And if Lovelace and Osiris leave, and keep leaving--what is Minkowski supposed to do? She's the Commander. She doesn't have time to worry about herself.

    She has to keep everyone else safe.

    (Or: a homecoming, when home is nothing like you remember.)

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    (This takes place after Episode 51 ) Eiffel has trouble coming to terms with his actions after U.F.Overview went into shambles, as a result, he avoids talking to people directly, and even talking with Hera has been difficult. Though, he has found his way to process his feelings the one and the only way he knows how to.

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    The crew of the Hephaestus struggle to adjust to life back on Earth. Lovelace is bored and Minkowski thought things would be different. Doug doesn’t remember the life he was supposed to go back to, and Jacobi’s doing fine, by the way. Just great. At least no-one’s trying to kill them, and the walls haven’t creaked ominously in a while, which is an improvement, right? At least Hera has a body now. And it’s pretty dang cool.

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    A man and a ferret walk onto a space station.

    See, the joke here is that the ferret is the only non-winged daemon up in space, and the joke of that is those winged creatures are the only ones who can actually get around in a zero-gravity environment, at least, with any sort of grace. Plus, bird and bat-daemons are creatures of the sky: who the hell sends a ferret to space, when you have raptors that long for the skies anyways? But that’s alright. Communications Officer Doug-Rae Eiffel has a lot more problems than being the only ferret in a team that needs flight: because with traitorous crewmates, captains returning from the dead, and aliens just existing apparently, being a ferret tends to fall to the backside. And like, at least they ARE a person. That’s more than can be said for the more technological-based members of the crew.

    But that’s just what life is like, 7.9 light years from Earth. Welcome, to Wolf 359.

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    Warren is the president of the university GSA, and he likes Alana and Daniel, but he's pretty sure they're dating each other.

    Alana and Daniel both like Warren, and are determined to be the best wingman to set each other up with Warren Kepler.

    Campus drama - people don't end up at Goddard University because life worked out well for them, family drama, and relationship drama ensues.

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    Hera Pryce had been alone all of her life. Mostly due to her mother keeping her that way. When she starts at Hogwarts it stays that way until she meets Doug Eiffel.

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    Lieutenant Commander Renée Minkowski is living the single life in Cape Canaveral, trying to get her life back on track following a devastating injury during her time in the Air Force. Even living alone, the office job isn't so bad.

    Things are... Okay. Normal. Oh, for how long she's longed for everything to be normal once more.

    That beloved normalcy is shattered when a stranger, identifying herself as Captain Isabel Lovelace, appears on her doorstep. Wounded, she arrives with a story of space stations and aliens. If it's all nonsense, then why does Renée remember it?

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    After Minkowski's revelation, Hera tries to get clarification on the whole marriage thing. Eiffel is not helpful.

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    Truth is, he really doesn't want to be Officer Eiffel again.  He was an asshole who drank himself half to death and hurt the people he cared about and got himself shot into space.  He doesn't want to be that guy ever again.

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    There are bad days. There are always bad days, but when you're trapped on a space ship with four people and no memories of who you are aside from some old tape recordings from your asshole former self, the bad days kind of suck.
    Like, suck in a "everyone looks at you and expects to see someone else" kind of way. Suck in a "telling jokes that they expect you to understand and then trying to comfort them when you don't" kind of way. Suck in a "they mention people who were important to you, to all of you, and you don't even know their names" kind of way.
    It's that kind of bad day.

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    There are multiple worlds out there, and in every one of them, the tale plays out the same, with a few minor variations.

    A chronological series of otherwise unrelated AU takes on our favourite goofy space horror podcast, looking at how the gang might work in a variety of universes.

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    Captain Lovelace finds she's comfortable floating through beautiful oblivion. She didn't spend her entire life dreaming of outer space like her stern second, Minkowski, but Goddard Futuristics had offered her an opportunity she hadn't realized she was desperate for. So two capable ladies spend their days lecturing the astrophysicists about eavesdropping, getting lectured by Lambert about regulations, and ordering Selberg to pause his unspecified research for dinner. And there's, by way of introduction, Officer 'Doug's fine. I'm the Hephaestus' ham!' Eiffel. The astrophysicists are lost when he speaks in Air Force, and most all of them get left behind when he speaks in pop culture. What's is a cute gay engineer to do? He's going to be Mace 'oh my god they sent us a puppy?!' Fisher, that's what. Eiffel doesn't miss a beat, snarking an pre-apology for tripping over his own ears and breaking shit. Then and there, Mace Fisher decided to adopt Doug Eiffel. That was the beginning of the *Shenanigans Department*.

    edit: holy shit I made a relationship that a tag doesn't exist for! Kinda proud lmao

    Ch. 1 - Lisa Frank, Pretentious Water, and the USS Cardboard & Crayola

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    A podfic of carbonite by coraxes.

    "What happened between Eiffel explaining the plan and Pryce reappearing.

    Because they deserve a sappy goodbye, damn it."

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    When the Christian God rose from His grave, it took Him three days.
    When Miranda Pryce rose from Hers, it took Her five years, three months and two days.
    As she accomplished her personal miracle without Heaven by her side, she considers it a draw.

    [Or: Four years after her return on Earth, Miranda Pryce makes a decision. And then another. And another.]

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    Are we more than just the sum of our memories?

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    It's quiet for once on the Hephaestus, and Hera has a new body to try out.

    Or: A star-lit dance, a confession, and a moment of silence.

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    Later, Doug will not remember the blare of the horns, or the crash of the impact, or Anne’s scream (if she screamed).

    Double drabble, spoilers for Episode 41: Limbo onwards.

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