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    Anyway, it’s Minkowski’s fault that Doug feels comfortable snuggling up to him on the couch and falling asleep in his lap and, apparently, kissing him in public.

    [post series. finale spoilers]

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    English
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    862
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    28
    Hits:
    110
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    the question comes out a little harsher than he intends but it's close to three in the morning and eiffel's been humming to himself in the passenger seat for an hour. it feels like they're both waiting for a conversation to just happen, to manifest itself naturally in the quiet din, but jacobi doesn't remember the last time he made small talk that didn't have an ulterior motive and eiffel doesn't remember much of anything.

    (fic for w359 rbb)

    Language:
    English
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    3,261
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    68
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    “Why hello there, Dear Listeners, this is Officer Doug Eiffel ready to rock and roll you on the 45. If we have any extraterrestrials listening in, just give us a call and we’ll put you on the air.”

    (a Doug Eiffel joins SI-5 AU)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,230
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    223
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    This is a collection of stories about the crew after they get back to earth, told from different perspectives each time but in third person. Possibly related smut that will be connected but in a different work.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    699
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    72
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    When Eiffel asked Jacobi why he didn't mind being covered in scars, he didn't thought he would learn why, exactly, did he liked them.
    But hey, he's not... he's only mildly complaining.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,327
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    90
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    He had crushes, sure. Flirted with one too many bartenders. Couldn’t go more than eight minutes in a conversation with someone without making a bad pun about his sexuality. He wasn’t immune to Cupid’s bullshit, but it never progressed to the point of love.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,523
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    223
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    A year ago he was being sentenced to prison.

    This is his life now.

    (a Doug Eiffel joins SI-5 AU)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,316
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    79
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    646
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    he doesn't "get" you, but he's patient. and that's all you need.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,539
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    257
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    In which Jacobi questions how long the human body can go without sleep.

    And also his feelings, but what else is new?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,192
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    137
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    “Officer Eiffel,” he asks, raising his eyebrows, “are you trying to ask me if you’re gay?”

    [post series. finale spoilers]

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    763
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    309
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    No one can scold you for being mentally distant when you don’t officially exist.

    (No one can judge you for abandoning your only family when your two closest friends are an amnesiac ex-alcoholic kidnapper and and a dissociative artificial intelligence.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,823
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    305
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    Eiffel thinks too much about the questions he's too afraid to ask.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    750
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    172
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    AU where Eiffel runs away from the police after the car crash, and later meets Jacobi for the first time on the aniversary of the deaths.

    Language:
    English
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    2,584
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    175
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    AU en donde Eiffel huye de la policía luego del choque, y más tarde conoce por primera vez a Jacobi en el día del aniversario de las muertes.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    2,499
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    40
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    Goddard Futuristics Company Christmas Party, 2013.

    (An interlude in the Doug Eiffel joins SI-5 AU)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,503
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    342
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    Doug Eiffel spends six months in prison in a drunken stupor and fucking with the speaker system.

    Warren Kepler shows up on his six month anniversary and offers him a job.

    (A Doug Eiffel joins SI-5 AU)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,844
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    680
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    jacobi's a little bit (a lot) in love with eiffel. eiffel wants him to think about this.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    461
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    271
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    Welcome to another day at Hephaestus High, where Hera McCarthy tries (and fails) to keep fellow host Doug Eiffel from stealing the show on the morning announcements. Doug, meanwhile, tries to stop making weird pop culture references for long enough to ask Hera out. Renée Minkowski tries to resist the urge to strangle Student Council President Warren Kepler. Daniel Jacobi tries to figure out what the hell he’s doing with Warren in a broom closet. Plus, blazer-wearing vegans, Minkowski’s prop knife, and the hickey scarf.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,626
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    631
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    this is the greatest show(man AU)

    lovelace spills the plans for a show out on their kitchen table, and minkowski has no idea how she got so lucky.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,902
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    117
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    If he'd known this was a possible outcome, he would have acknowledged his friends' collective hotness ages ago.

    (Fluffy optional epilogue to "when i step out i'm gonna do you in.")

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,862
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    297

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