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    So october just started so why not start it off eith a bang! That joke was fucking horrible. Anywa, its sex, updating irregulalry and pre tagged to hold myself accountable.

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    7/?
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    4
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    18
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    “Why hello there, Dear Listeners, this is Officer Doug Eiffel ready to rock and roll you on the 45. If we have any extraterrestrials listening in, just give us a call and we’ll put you on the air.”

    (a Doug Eiffel joins SI-5 AU)

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    10,573
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    58
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    85
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    8
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    A team comes together in fits and starts.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    14
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    73
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    Four Valentines Days in the life of daniel Jacobi.

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    English
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    970
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    17
    Hits:
    80
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    Jacobi’s getting a little too close to Eiffel for Kepler’s comfort

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    924
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    182
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    It started with a disaster. But then again, everything on this station did.

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    426
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    1/1
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    2
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    16
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    100
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    This isn’t the first time someone’s knocked at his front door in the middle of the night. Hell, it isn’t even the twelfth time, after every iteration and reiteration of Hera forgetting how to open the door with her tail / Renée misplacing her keys and being too paranoid to have a spare hidden even though they were in her pocket the whole time / a very exhausted graveyard shift pizza guy who Eiffel has a strong tendency to grossly overtip out of a pure hatred for basic math his own generosity and overwhelming appreciation for good ol’ Chicago deep dish, because he is definitely, willingly, and genuinely a good person, thank you very much.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    39
    Hits:
    165
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    After too much fucking time cooped up on a spaceship, he deserves go for a run through some judgmental corn.

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    924
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    37
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    This is a collection of stories about the crew after they get back to earth, told from different perspectives each time but in third person. Possibly related smut that will be connected but in a different work.

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    1,655
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    24
    Hits:
    159
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    Doug liked to know what people thought about him (about him too, his past self), including Daniel. Especially Daniel.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
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    166
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    Eiffel really should have known better than to run his mouth in front of his enemy (even if he was, in fact, on said enemy's bed at the moment), but alas, he didn't thought Jacobi was going to be such an idiot.

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    1,332
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    17
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    176
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    “Getting away from everything for a while and just looking at how beautiful the world is… It’s good for, uh. Mental … health … stuff?” He got quieter the higher Daniel’s eyebrows went.

    (Doug might not know himself, and he might not be able to walk up a hill without almost collapsing, and he might not know why exactly Daniel is so grumpy, but-- There has to be a punchline here, right?)

    Language:
    English
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    1,584
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    227
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    They’d spent about five minutes sweeping before realizing the low likelihood of someone walking in on them, and another five or so kissing before Doug broke the sound barrier and committed insecticide.

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    765
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    She has a great deal of difficulty understanding and defining subjective things — ‘soft’ things, as Isabel has called them — such as empathy and socialization and emotion. She is a notable bit better than the rest of the general populous at essentially all other cerebral tasks. She is exponentially better than them at mathematics and machine computations.

    She has also been experiencing some incredibly mild, statistically insignificant, entirely-not-worth-talking-about, very minor hallucinations.

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    1/1
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    31
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    1
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    180
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    Anyway, it’s Minkowski’s fault that Doug feels comfortable snuggling up to him on the couch and falling asleep in his lap and, apparently, kissing him in public.

    [post series. finale spoilers]

    Series
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    English
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    862
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    the question comes out a little harsher than he intends but it's close to three in the morning and eiffel's been humming to himself in the passenger seat for an hour. it feels like they're both waiting for a conversation to just happen, to manifest itself naturally in the quiet din, but jacobi doesn't remember the last time he made small talk that didn't have an ulterior motive and eiffel doesn't remember much of anything.

    (fic for w359 rbb)

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    3,262
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    219
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    When Eiffel asked Jacobi why he didn't mind being covered in scars, he didn't thought he would learn why, exactly, did he liked them.
    But hey, he's not... he's only mildly complaining.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,327
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    203
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    He had crushes, sure. Flirted with one too many bartenders. Couldn’t go more than eight minutes in a conversation with someone without making a bad pun about his sexuality. He wasn’t immune to Cupid’s bullshit, but it never progressed to the point of love.

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    English
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    4,523
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    465
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    A year ago he was being sentenced to prison.

    This is his life now.

    (a Doug Eiffel joins SI-5 AU)

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    English
    Words:
    12,317
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    81
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    he doesn't "get" you, but he's patient. and that's all you need.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,539
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    308

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