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    ‘I mean the sky. Like, outside. Yeah,’ he laughed, and it was half a sob but a laugh nonetheless. ‘Not what you'd call urgent, I know. I know.’ he drew in a shaking breath. ‘It's blue. I mean it's so blue.'
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    From the POV of a random stranger who sees Eiffel having a small breakdown about being back on Earth.

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    Renée Minkowski gets a new job back on earth to help her cope with the sudden change of being home. Unfortunately, her new co-workers, Iris, Alyssa, and Illias, are determined to find out more about her, and they have no idea just how much they might uncover.

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    Renée tries to adjust to the new normal. Doug tries to take a walk.

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    Alexander Hilbert left his job as a surgeon to open up a flower shop, and has been struggling to make it work since... and struggling even more to keep up some pretense of a social life, which becomes suddenly vital to his well-being when a series of late-night deliveries turn into a serious flirtation with a woman named Rosemary. Fortunately, he’s got the backup of his employees, Renée Minkowski and Doug Eiffel, along with their part-time bookkeeper Hera Pryce, all of whom are working through issues of their own, from Renée dealing with aging parents and an absent husband, to Hera’s overbearing mother, to Doug’s extremely awkward attempts to flirt with Hera.

    (Real story: I got a misprinted Hilbert shirt with “Bad Wealth Floral” on the back and decided if I changed it to “Bad Health Floral” it would be perfectly in character. This resulted.)

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    ."eiffel, i have't seen you all day." / "we don't need a daring escape just yet." / "are you in pain, rhea?"

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    Yeeeeeah, now that Doug was in space, it might have been a good idea to bring more suppressants with him

    Whoops.

    Featuring Girlish figures, Doug is secretly Batman, and Kitty burritos.

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    What if Eiffel didn't hide in the storage room during the events of Box 953? What if, at the end of their two year review, Cutter decided they could really use a team building exercise to make certain that everything was running as smoothly as possible?

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    Post Hephaestus, Doug’s happy in a qpr with Hera, he’s happy with Renée being in a qpr with her too, but it can’t be too bad to talk about it right? That’s normal isn’t it?
    Doug Eiffel certainly doesn’t know.

    This is. My first fic. In uh, three years? And I havnt really written anything since then so bear with me! But yeah this is all projection and nice polyam feels and people talking about feelings and they get hugs.

    Title from Love Isn’t Property by White Town

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    Twenty minutes later, they were sitting in front of Lovelace’s open laptop, tapped into a secure video connection, and Minkowski was staring down the tiny figure of Jacobi on the screen. “All right,” she said, clasping her hands in front of her. “Let me get this straight. You— The two of you are pregnant?”

    “Well, obviously not both of us, Commander,” Kepler scoffed from out of frame. “But you’re correct to infer it was a team effort.”

     Several months after the Urania's return to Earth, Minkowski, Eiffel, Hera and even Lovelace have more or less settled into the quiet life, until a distress call from Jacobi and Kepler upends their lives all over again. Plus, immortal alien surveillance babies, Long Stories Short, media re-education, resident baby experts, and pregnant WWE.

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    Alexander Hilbert has come back to Earth as an alien clone with a very peculiar woman in tow, and his former crewmates try to figure out how they feel about it.

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    When Doug suggests holding a funeral for his old self, he inadvertently raises some very difficult questions for the ex-crew of the Hephaestus.

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    An alien, an AI, and an amnesiac contemplate their futures on Earth.
    Plus: piracy, corporate retreats, the color blue, and the unfortunate reality of alligators.

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    “And Hera,” Eiffel said. He swallowed thickly, and he knows he’s crying. “Hera, I—“

    The rising nausea made him pause, and the room began to swim around him, faster than before. Eiffel tried to speak, to tell Hera what he needed to tell her, but no words came out of his mouth. His head felt faint, and his vision quickly filled with black, and then he was falling, falling—

    Doug Eiffel wakes up at his house.

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    "The first time she went into Eiffel's room after they lost him, Minkowski had a reason. Or at least, she gave herself one."

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    The Hephaestus Crew never really thought there would be an 'after'. 'After', as it turns out, is a chaotic mess of uncertainty. A brief examination as to where the survivors ended up. Doug moves to a new apartment. Lovelace can't sleep. Renée helps a friend cope. A cat tries to eat a fish. Jacobi reaches out to an old friend.

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    When a shuttle enters the USS Hephaestus airspace, Minkowski and Eiffel are surprised to find Captain Lovelace and Communications Officer Lambert— especially since they’re both supposed to be dead.

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    Three weeks after returning to Earth, Doug Eiffel shows up on Renée’s doorstep.

    It’s Christmas. It’s Hanukkah. It’s his birthday. And it’s a chance to maybe confront the lingering feelings they’re all trying to avoid.

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    In the land of Canis, there is a legend. One that has spanned through the years, tracing back to the beginning of Queen Rhea’s rule. Legends will say that a child was made for the Queen as a gift, one made to look just like a normal human child.

    The child grew up, her eyes turned to the stars, and became known as Unit 214. The name she chose for herself, however, was Hera.

    This is when our story takes place.

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    Через несколько лет после финала Даг Эйфель вернулся домой, и теперь ему нужно отправиться на поиски своей команды и решить для себя реально ли то, что он видит вокруг, или это все – одна большая симуляция.

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    Post Canon Group goes bowling. That’s it that’s the plot

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