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    This is a collection of stories about the crew after they get back to earth, told from different perspectives each time but in third person. Possibly related smut that will be connected but in a different work.

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    2/2
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    3
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    21
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    135
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    Segno

    CUTTER: Good evening. My name is Marcus Cutter; I am here to make a deal. Rest assured, I know that you are listening! We know enough about your technology to break through some of the… language barriers. As one representative to another, I ask that you manifest yourself here. In a form we can understand. Very well, given that your agent in our midst heard our plan, I presume you know what I’m about to say! But, let there be no ambiguity between us. For the past thirty years, some of our best and brightest have been working on a virus. I believe you’ve seen some of its effects firsthand. It is quite deadly. Very contagious. And in the strain my company is ready to deploy throughout the Earth, airborne. In– Rachel?

    RACHEL: Forty seven seconds, sir.

    CUTTER: In forty seven seconds, this station will send a signal back to Earth which will begin a chain reaction that will culminate with the Decima virus being released throughout the planet. It is an automatic process. It cannot be stopped, and it will result in the destruction of the human race. So if you still want to learn something from us, I suggest you get your ass down here. Immediately.

    D..S al Fine

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    Chapters:
    1/3
    Kudos:
    2
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    32
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    If you are interested in happy endings, you would be better off reading some other story.

    The story I am about to tell you is not pleasant in the slightest. It does not have a happy ending; it barely has a happy beginning; and happy instances in between are few and far between. This is because not many happy things happened in the lives of the three children who called themselves ‘The Hephaestus Crew.’

    Long story short? Look away.

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    13,027
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    24
    Hits:
    215
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    They all knew it wasn't going to be simple, going back to Earth. They couldn't just slip right back into their old lives. The world had spun on in the three years they'd been away - they're not the only ones who have changed since they stepped on board the Hephaestus. But they'll get there. They'll find a way to cope, like they always do. And even if they can't look at the stars quite the same way anymore, that's okay. That's what it means to be a survivor.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    529
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    Burnt bread is sweet and crisp letters fly. Some things are not what they seem.

    A brother is lost, a sister will be found. Two siblings have been raised in the wrong world.

    Two vipers of different spots lie in wait for four lost souls. A woman with eyes that drip rubies sits on a throne she never earned. And he keeps on smiling.

     

    Le roi est mort, vive le roi,
    Do not go to the forest.

     

    Douglas Eiffel goes to the forest.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,545
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    149
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    Extracts from Doug's notebook as he tries to work out who he is, who he used to be and who the people round him think he is.

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    3,588
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    406
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    January 31st, 2015.

    Hera's Birthday.

    plus, AIs can't eat cake, a cacophony of background noise, reverse-CETI alien funk, and "sweetheart."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    232
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    39
    Hits:
    184
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    When Jacobi finally resurfaces, it's the dead of night. He’s semi-conscious from blood loss, clutching the biggest lead they’ve had in the six months since they touched back down on Earth, and pursued by the kind of very bad people that only Goddard Futuristics could dig up. Of course Lovelace seizes the chance to get revenge once and for all, and dives with him back into the abyss. It isn't even a question, much less up for debate.

    If only everything else could be that simple.

    Part one — featuring bad Starbucks orders, half a box of maxi pads, an old song that doesn’t bear repeating, and the whole gang being here.

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    English
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    2,085
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    216
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    After two years on the Hephaestus, you'd think Hera would be used to almost dying. Luckily, there's still the AI to talk to after everything goes to hell.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,630
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    355
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    “Damn-- psychics!” He could feel Hilbert struggling, pushing at their minds, and then there was another shock of pain as Minkowski’s shields failed and all of Lovelace’s alien scream hit her fullforce, sent her careening into Doug-- “We need to get her to my laboratory!”

    Eiffel has never met a psychic. Has always assumed that there were others out there, sure, but not close enough to meet. Close enough to feel. He'd know if he met one. He's sure he would.

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    English
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    4,457
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    218
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    Eiffel thinks about who he is, and what being a person means.

    A post-finale fix-it fic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,863
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    290
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    A re-write/fix-it of the last moments of the finale. Before the Urania takes off that final time, a call is made. Doug regains his memories. They really, actually do it, for real, this time.

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    English
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    1,641
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    241
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    In which Doug Eiffel attends a fancy party, realizes that all his friends and acquaintances are terribly attractive, has a minor existential crisis, and learns to live with it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,200
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    497
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    Theoretically, they're all going to move on at some point. Really. It's definitely going to happen.
    Or
    Doug goes to Comicon. Minkowski buys some puppies to cope. Maxwell is doing just fine, why are you asking?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,703
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    358
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    In which everyone is FINE and nobody is having crises of identity or ethics. No, really.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    4,897
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    371
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    Some short snippets from the lives of the crew of the Hephaestus, post-mission. Focus thus far is Eiffel and Minkowski and their adjustment to life on earth

    Language:
    English
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    8,197
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    183
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    The message almost doesn’t matter. What matters is that she’s saying it to him.

    or:
    a chronicle of the conversations Eiffel & Hera have had when you & i were not around

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,073
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    539
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    That's the thing about finding a family: you still have to live with them afterwards.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,580
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    446
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    In which Renée Minkowski comes back from space with, uh, souvenirs.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,737
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    686
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    Douglas Eiffel is dying.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    315

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